Old 09-26-2012, 11:02 AM   #276
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Hello mistress...little bitch boy here for your service ma'am
Well princess, you can start in the living room. The vacuum is in the closet. There are dishes that need done, the hedges could use a trim (and no, that is NOT a clever euphemism), and then you can hit the basement. . .
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:46 PM   #277
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Well princess, you can start in the living room. The vacuum is in the closet. There are dishes that need done, the hedges could use a trim (and no, that is NOT a clever euphemism), and then you can hit the basement. . .
Well, to give that particular asshat a little bit of credit...he might just be responding to the boots in your avatar. Those boots could make even the most dominant of men do all sorts of submissive things.
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:21 PM   #278
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*licking Saucy's boots*


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What? There was some barbecue sauce on them...


OK, I guess I can see how that doesn't make this any easier to explain.

Nipplemuncher: The problem with a thread to post the PMs with their authors is that the PMs are supposed to be Private, for better or for worse. At least, if I'm reading that rule correctly.
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:40 PM   #279
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Well, to give that particular asshat a little bit of credit...he might just be responding to the boots in your avatar. Those boots could make even the most dominant of men do all sorts of submissive things.
Promises, promises. . .

That particular asshat and I had a conversation about just this sort of pm last week. I reminded him of that and maintain that I truly hope that he finds a Mistress to beat some manners into him as he seems to be lacking.
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What? There was some barbecue sauce on them...


OK, I guess I can see how that doesn't make this any easier to explain.

Nipplemuncher: The problem with a thread to post the PMs with their authors is that the PMs are supposed to be Private, for better or for worse. At least, if I'm reading that rule correctly.
Excuse me young sir, get your tongue off my boots or there will be. . .repercussions.

Actually, I would think the real problem with a user named asshat thread would be you could pretend anyone sent you anything--the guy who sent me the above pm was not named "repeat offender asshat", I changed it to that. What is to stop anyone from changing the names on pm's to whoever they wanted to provoke that day? Just sayin.
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:56 PM   #280
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Saucyminx: What's this you say? People would lie? On the internet?!

But yes, that's also a good point.
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:16 PM   #281
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The POINT of what I said was this, there is not one among us that hesitates to call out a troll on the open forums when we see them, why the hell must we censor ourselves because said asshat PM's us instead of making a post on the open forum?
Because if you call me a troll for what I write here, everyone is able to read what I've written and make their own judgement and decide to agree or disagree with you. You instead want to establish a thread about slandering.

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It's not a jury though, because they can't review anything. It's about a clique declaring to have the right to slander other people and the decision is based upon the popularity of the attorney and unpopularity of the accused and not on facts.
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Because if you call me a troll for what I write here, everyone is able to read what I've written and make their own judgement and decide to agree or disagree with you. You instead want to establish a thread about slandering.



It's not a jury though, because they can't review anything. It's about a clique declaring to have the right to slander other people and the decision is based upon the popularity of the attorney and unpopularity of the accused and not on facts.
I don't see how it's slanderous if we were to post the whole PM. Then everyone could decide for themselves whether the sender is an asshat. I mean if I came on here and just said "XXX told me he wanted fuck a goat while I watched (random, i know, but there's been a lot of talk about goats around here lately) and so then I called him a freak" I think that would be slanderous because you would only have my version of the story....but by posting the actual PM, isn't that proof of his freakiness???
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:18 PM   #283
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What panties are you wearing right now?


Me: Classy. Get lost.

He actually replied!

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Lol easy there

Me: OK, get lost didn't register, so try this: fuck off.

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Re: Hi there
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What panties are you wearing right now?


Me: Classy. Get lost.

He actually replied!

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Lol easy there

Me: OK, get lost didn't register, so try this: fuck off.

From his bio:

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I have a mild panty fetish . not wearing them just touching and smelling them as well as rubbing a woman through them

Should I have cut him a break?
Cut him a break? Only if you liked his panty fetish....otherwise, he I think your get lost/fuck off comment was spot on! I will give him points for replying to your response. Lol
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:27 PM   #285
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I wonder why people even bother to reply to those PM's? Just IGNORE them.
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:11 PM   #286
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I wonder why people even bother to reply to those PM's? Just IGNORE them.
Now what fun is that?
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Now what fun is that?
Seriously! What's funnier than watching some these guys lead with their face, then come back for more?
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:21 PM   #289
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OK, I can think of lots of things!

But for now...
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From a guy I didn't know from a bar of soap - I know this is a tame example, but yeuch:

Subject line: Want to...

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Now thats a shame isn't it?
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I don't see how it's slanderous if we were to post the whole PM.
*sighs*

Because you still didn't get that people can write whatever they want. How do you want to know that the "whole PM" really existed?

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Hey Primalex,

I did blackmail my sister to let me take nude pictures of her. Want to trade?

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*sighs*

Because you still didn't get that people can write whatever they want. How do you want to know that the "whole PM" really existed?
Funny! But I wouldn't trade them, I'd sell them ..... I'm not stupid!

And if someone were going to sue for slander I think they'd need a hell of a lot more than just a screen cap from this thread. I'm sure there would be subpoenas flying all over the place. Don't you watch any courtroom dramas??? Do your parents not have a cable hookup in their basement for you?!
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Funny! But I wouldn't trade them, I'd sell them ..... I'm not stupid!

And if someone were going to sue for slander I think they'd need a hell of a lot more than just a screen cap from this thread.
So you switched your attitude from "No problem as there is no slandering" to "Who cares if there is"?

Sad.
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So you switched your attitude from "No problem as there is no slandering" to "Who cares if there is"?

Sad.
Hmmm .... I don't see where I've said either of the statements you've put in quotes... careful now, I don't want to have to call my attorney.....

Get over yourself. We are on lit having a laugh; not trying to cure cancer! If you can't play nice maybe you should go hang out on the general board!
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I find the ones I get funny that either think I'm a chick, or a fem cd, I'm neither! They apparently don't read my profile! Not sub either!
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I had one this week from someone whose first language was clearly not English. He was actually quite polite, and was rather endearing, but my first inclination for reply was, "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?" a'la Jules from Pulp Fiction.

For once I was nice and stifled that impulse but I was laughing my ass off as I did reply. If I had answered with my initial reaction, I probably would have ended up with my post on this here asshat thread!

Oh the delicious irony. . .
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:57 PM   #297
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Hmmm .... I don't see where I've said either of the statements you've put in quotes... careful now, I don't want to have to call my attorney.....

Get over yourself. We are on lit having a laugh; not trying to cure cancer! If you can't play nice maybe you should go hang out on the general board!
The concern he was talking about was that folks could make up whatever they wanted, and post it as a PM from whoever they wanted. Nobody would be able to prove them wrong because nobody else can see the PM.

It's pretty easy to use the QUOTE tag and fill it with whatever you like. So such a thread would be rife for people just making up shit about other folks.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:58 PM   #298
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yeah...as much as i generally disagree with anything primalex has to say, he's right that posting the contents of PMs with attribution of username is intrinsically flawed and fucked up.

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Not sure if this fits in the asshat section but I've just mentioned that I hate a particular term for a part of the body in another thread & an asshat sent me a PM with that word as the title, asking if I want it licked? Wow way to turn a girl on mate!
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Not sure if this fits in the asshat section but I've just mentioned that I hate a particular term for a part of the body in another thread & an asshat sent me a PM with that word as the title, asking if I want it licked? Wow way to turn a girl on mate!
Perfect placement for your post--clearly an asshat of the lowest caliber.

I probably would have answered with "maybe, but certainly never by you."
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