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09-23-2012, 10:11 PM
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Queen of Geeks
satindesire is offline
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Originally Posted by pmann
I am not on fetlife. I'm pretty vanilla. I just like boobs.
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Okay, here we go: The title of the Post was called "RP Skillz Like A Bawss"
alexcan'tRP: Walked behind her as he admired her up and down, slowly squeezing the side of her ass as he walked beside her I haven't seen anyone even close to as beautiful as you. What's your name? he asked her, standing near a rather crowded shopping center store front
Missus Random(me): She turned around swiftly and stabbed him in the eye with a sharpened pencil. His eyeball exploded wetly, and blood and thicker things ran down his face. As his body crumpled to the ground in agony, she spit on him, then gave him a vicious kick in the ribs. Bones crunched under her boot. "That's what you get for sexually assaulting me, asshole. Now when you get out of the hospital, consider treating the next woman you speak to like a human being, instead of being a misogynistic pig."
Missus Random(me): I hope you enjoyed our RP as much as I did.
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
I don't see the point in fucking with them. People aren't sport.
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09-23-2012, 11:36 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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The subject made me laugh for sure. I'd have given him a virtual handjibber just for that.
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09-24-2012, 12:51 AM
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Queen of Geeks
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Originally Posted by pmann
The subject made me laugh for sure. I'd have given him a virtual handjibber just for that.
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Um, that was MY subject. His email was untitled.  |
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09-24-2012, 10:54 PM
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In my own little world
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Originally Posted by satindesire
 Oh come on, I'm not that good.
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Okay I am, but thanks anyway.  |
Good thing you recanted, 'cause I was about to say something about your pants being on fire!
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09-25-2012, 12:06 AM
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namaste motherfucker
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I get this PM about once a week:
May I...
ask, respectfully, if you find
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...0gljo1_500.jpg
erotic?
I am 48, and a college professor in here in ____________ PA. I hope you're having a very nice time on Literotica!
All best,
*****
And each time I dont click the link and ask him why he keeps sending the same thing over and over...to which he never responds. 
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09-25-2012, 12:13 AM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtywilf
I get this PM about once a week:
May I...
ask, respectfully, if you find
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...0gljo1_500.jpg
erotic?
I am 48, and a college professor in here in ____________ PA. I hope you're having a very nice time on Literotica!
All best,
*****
And each time I dont click the link and ask him why he keeps sending the same thing over and over...to which he never responds. |
OMG...it's the same douchey guy that PMs me all the time! Sorry you get them, but so glad I'm not the only one!! |
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09-25-2012, 12:32 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
OMG...it's the same douchey guy that PMs me all the time! Sorry you get them, but so glad I'm not the only one!!
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That is the nice thing about PM Asshats, they generally have lot's of "special" ladies in their lives.
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09-25-2012, 12:40 AM
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1,000 Hours
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You're right NM....there are just soooooo many Asshats that send PMs. Some of them are very very sneaky.
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09-25-2012, 05:28 AM
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just this guy, you know?
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can you put these guys on your ignore list? i believe that once on iggy, they can't PM you.
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09-25-2012, 06:48 AM
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Put me on Iggy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
I don't see the point in fucking with them. People aren't sport.
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I don't really have much of a dog in this fight because I restricted who can PM me long ago (learned my lesson in a hurry  ), but I don't have a problem with people who treat these asshats as subhuman, 'cause that's how they're treating the women they PM.
As far as I'm concerned, they ought to be outed by username; unfortunately, Lit rules say we can't do that. |
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09-25-2012, 07:17 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan
I don't really have much of a dog in this fight because I restricted who can PM me long ago (learned my lesson in a hurry ), but I don't have a problem with people who treat these asshats as subhuman, 'cause that's how they're treating the women they PM.
As far as I'm concerned, they ought to be outed by username; unfortunately, Lit rules say we can't do that. |
I don't have a "problem" with people that do it either, I just said I don't see the point in it and wouldn't do it. 
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09-25-2012, 12:06 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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Originally Posted by Eilan
As far as I'm concerned, they ought to be outed by username; unfortunately, Lit rules say we can't do that.
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What is the harm in having a thread that said PM Asshats with their user name be too much? It's not like you're revealing anything private about them, that is the name they use on the site. All you ladies would be doing is "outing" them as an asshat, something that none of us hold back on when an asshat makes a post on the open forums. And the thread should be located in the forum that puts up with such crap the least, I want to say GB, but I'm usually wrong about that since I never venture over there.
I'm just say'n . . .
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09-25-2012, 12:25 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NippleMuncher
What is the harm in having a thread that said PM Asshats with their user name be too much? It's not like you're revealing anything private about them, that is the name they use on the site. All you ladies would be doing is "outing" them as an asshat, something that none of us hold back on when an asshat makes a post on the open forums. And the thread should be located in the forum that puts up with such crap the least, I want to say GB, but I'm usually wrong about that since I never venture over there.
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All good points, NM. I'm not going first though! You are right about the GB...it's downright scary over there. |
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09-25-2012, 12:56 PM
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Experienced
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was feeling brave this morning thanks to all of you
I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.
"Worship cock, slave!"
My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick
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a question that you should say yes to" - Old 97's, mine and hubby's wedding song
Special note to the lovely gentlemen of lit: greatly enjoying some time with the girls. Please keep my inbox free for the fairer sex ...
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09-25-2012, 01:03 PM
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1,000 Hours
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetsoccermom
I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.
"Worship cock, slave!"
My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick |
oohh...he sounds so romantic....i can't image why you'd give him a thumbs down LOL |
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09-25-2012, 02:17 PM
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Experienced
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A bit new here, still finding my way around. Received some gems that I deleted, but here's one I just got:
"WOW I love your profile pic.. I had to give myself a hand after I saw it. Come fuck me?"
I guess I should start packing to go see him, eh? |
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09-25-2012, 02:19 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetsoccermom
I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.
"Worship cock, slave!"
My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick |
Yeah that one is quite a charmer. He's sent it to you more than once? Rude and senile then.
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Come on in--the smut is fine
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09-25-2012, 02:34 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetsoccermom
I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.
"Worship cock, slave!"
My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick |
The perfect response for that would be the vid of a high heel skewering a pecker. That's all I'm going to say about the vid, it was pretty graphic. The point, of course would be turning the tables and making them YOUR slave and what YOU would like to do to their tiny little cock.  You title the vid with something like, "Mightier men than you have tried and failed."
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09-25-2012, 03:00 PM
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能ある鷹は爪を隠す。
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NippleMuncher
What is the harm in having a thread that said PM Asshats with their user name be too much?
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I've received this asshat pm yesterday:
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Originally Posted by NippleMuncher
Hello doll,
wud like to suk ur feet! plz pm me!
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Do you get the point now, why such a thing would be a bad idea?
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09-25-2012, 03:27 PM
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Professional Pervert
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NippleMuncher
The perfect response for that would be the vid of a high heel skewering a pecker. That's all I'm going to say about the vid, it was pretty graphic. The point, of course would be turning the tables and making them YOUR slave and what YOU would like to do to their tiny little cock. You title the vid with something like, "Mightier men than you have tried and failed." |
See, I would have taken it another direction: Post photos of roosters, and various sub/worshipy things about them. "Such a marvelous beak!" |
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09-25-2012, 05:14 PM
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namaste motherfucker
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
OMG...it's the same douchey guy that PMs me all the time! Sorry you get them, but so glad I'm not the only one!!
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I figured I wasnt alone in this one. It seems very cut and paste. I dont get many asshat PMs; just find it funny that this one keeps getting sent over and over
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09-25-2012, 05:24 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtywilf
I figured I wasnt alone in this one. It seems very cut and paste. I dont get many asshat PMs; just find it funny that this one keeps getting sent over and over |
I told him off the last time he sent one...here's hoping it worked... |
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09-26-2012, 03:11 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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Originally Posted by Primalex
Do you get the point now, why such a thing would be a bad idea?
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That is completely NOT what I meant and you know it! 
What I said was that there should be a public thread where these PM asshats would be revealed by their member name only. No where did I say that the content of their asshatedness would be revealed.
The POINT of what I said was this, there is not one among us that hesitates to call out a troll on the open forums when we see them, why the hell must we censor ourselves because said asshat PM's us instead of making a post on the open forum? There is nothing like the jury of our peers to keep such shit from going on.
Or do you not agree that we should respect our fellow members enough to give them the common courtesy NOT to spam them with offensive shit? If you like that sort of thing I'd be more than happy to sign you up for the most offensive, obscene crap the internet has to offer. I, for one, don't find this sort of thing appropriate, and quite obviously neither do the vast majority of the poster to this topic.
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09-26-2012, 03:14 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Originally Posted by Texguy84
See, I would have taken it another direction: Post photos of roosters, and various sub/worshipy things about them. "Such a marvelous beak!"
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You would have to work within the confines of said asshat's requests/intentions. Give them the exact opposite of what they seek and they will look elsewhere.
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09-26-2012, 07:30 AM
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just this guy, you know?
silverwhisper is offline
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NM, primalex is doing his usual trolling. stop falling for it, dude.
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