Old 09-23-2012, 11:11 PM   #251
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I am not on fetlife. I'm pretty vanilla. I just like boobs.
Okay, here we go: The title of the Post was called "RP Skillz Like A Bawss"

alexcan'tRP: Walked behind her as he admired her up and down, slowly squeezing the side of her ass as he walked beside her I haven't seen anyone even close to as beautiful as you. What's your name? he asked her, standing near a rather crowded shopping center store front

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Old 09-24-2012, 12:36 AM   #252
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The subject made me laugh for sure. I'd have given him a virtual handjibber just for that.
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:51 AM   #253
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The subject made me laugh for sure. I'd have given him a virtual handjibber just for that.
Um, that was MY subject. His email was untitled.
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:54 PM   #254
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Oh come on, I'm not that good.


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Okay I am, but thanks anyway.
Good thing you recanted, 'cause I was about to say something about your pants being on fire!
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:06 AM   #255
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I get this PM about once a week:

May I...
ask, respectfully, if you find

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...0gljo1_500.jpg

erotic?

I am 48, and a college professor in here in ____________ PA. I hope you're having a very nice time on Literotica!

All best,

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And each time I dont click the link and ask him why he keeps sending the same thing over and over...to which he never responds.
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:13 AM   #256
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I get this PM about once a week:

May I...
ask, respectfully, if you find

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...0gljo1_500.jpg

erotic?

I am 48, and a college professor in here in ____________ PA. I hope you're having a very nice time on Literotica!

All best,

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And each time I dont click the link and ask him why he keeps sending the same thing over and over...to which he never responds.
OMG...it's the same douchey guy that PMs me all the time! Sorry you get them, but so glad I'm not the only one!!
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:32 AM   #257
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OMG...it's the same douchey guy that PMs me all the time! Sorry you get them, but so glad I'm not the only one!!
That is the nice thing about PM Asshats, they generally have lot's of "special" ladies in their lives.
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:40 AM   #258
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You're right NM....there are just soooooo many Asshats that send PMs. Some of them are very very sneaky.
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:28 AM   #259
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can you put these guys on your ignore list? i believe that once on iggy, they can't PM you.

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I don't see the point in fucking with them. People aren't sport.
I don't really have much of a dog in this fight because I restricted who can PM me long ago (learned my lesson in a hurry ), but I don't have a problem with people who treat these asshats as subhuman, 'cause that's how they're treating the women they PM.

As far as I'm concerned, they ought to be outed by username; unfortunately, Lit rules say we can't do that.
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:17 AM   #261
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I don't really have much of a dog in this fight because I restricted who can PM me long ago (learned my lesson in a hurry ), but I don't have a problem with people who treat these asshats as subhuman, 'cause that's how they're treating the women they PM.

As far as I'm concerned, they ought to be outed by username; unfortunately, Lit rules say we can't do that.
I don't have a "problem" with people that do it either, I just said I don't see the point in it and wouldn't do it.
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:06 PM   #262
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As far as I'm concerned, they ought to be outed by username; unfortunately, Lit rules say we can't do that.
What is the harm in having a thread that said PM Asshats with their user name be too much? It's not like you're revealing anything private about them, that is the name they use on the site. All you ladies would be doing is "outing" them as an asshat, something that none of us hold back on when an asshat makes a post on the open forums. And the thread should be located in the forum that puts up with such crap the least, I want to say GB, but I'm usually wrong about that since I never venture over there.

I'm just say'n . . .
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What is the harm in having a thread that said PM Asshats with their user name be too much? It's not like you're revealing anything private about them, that is the name they use on the site. All you ladies would be doing is "outing" them as an asshat, something that none of us hold back on when an asshat makes a post on the open forums. And the thread should be located in the forum that puts up with such crap the least, I want to say GB, but I'm usually wrong about that since I never venture over there.

I'm just say'n . . .
All good points, NM. I'm not going first though! You are right about the GB...it's downright scary over there.
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:56 PM   #264
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I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.

"Worship cock, slave!"

My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick
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I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.

"Worship cock, slave!"

My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick
oohh...he sounds so romantic....i can't image why you'd give him a thumbs down LOL
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:17 PM   #266
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"WOW I love your profile pic.. I had to give myself a hand after I saw it. Come fuck me?"

I guess I should start packing to go see him, eh?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:19 PM   #267
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I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.

"Worship cock, slave!"

My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick
Yeah that one is quite a charmer. He's sent it to you more than once? Rude and senile then.
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I received the same unwelcome pm as usual from the same dude.

"Worship cock, slave!"

My only reply was a big thumbs down. Hope that does the trick
The perfect response for that would be the vid of a high heel skewering a pecker. That's all I'm going to say about the vid, it was pretty graphic. The point, of course would be turning the tables and making them YOUR slave and what YOU would like to do to their tiny little cock. You title the vid with something like, "Mightier men than you have tried and failed."
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What is the harm in having a thread that said PM Asshats with their user name be too much?
I've received this asshat pm yesterday:

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Hello doll,

wud like to suk ur feet! plz pm me!

Do you get the point now, why such a thing would be a bad idea?
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The perfect response for that would be the vid of a high heel skewering a pecker. That's all I'm going to say about the vid, it was pretty graphic. The point, of course would be turning the tables and making them YOUR slave and what YOU would like to do to their tiny little cock. You title the vid with something like, "Mightier men than you have tried and failed."
See, I would have taken it another direction: Post photos of roosters, and various sub/worshipy things about them. "Such a marvelous beak!"
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OMG...it's the same douchey guy that PMs me all the time! Sorry you get them, but so glad I'm not the only one!!
I figured I wasnt alone in this one. It seems very cut and paste. I dont get many asshat PMs; just find it funny that this one keeps getting sent over and over
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:24 PM   #272
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I figured I wasnt alone in this one. It seems very cut and paste. I dont get many asshat PMs; just find it funny that this one keeps getting sent over and over
I told him off the last time he sent one...here's hoping it worked...
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Do you get the point now, why such a thing would be a bad idea?
That is completely NOT what I meant and you know it!

What I said was that there should be a public thread where these PM asshats would be revealed by their member name only. No where did I say that the content of their asshatedness would be revealed.

The POINT of what I said was this, there is not one among us that hesitates to call out a troll on the open forums when we see them, why the hell must we censor ourselves because said asshat PM's us instead of making a post on the open forum? There is nothing like the jury of our peers to keep such shit from going on.

Or do you not agree that we should respect our fellow members enough to give them the common courtesy NOT to spam them with offensive shit? If you like that sort of thing I'd be more than happy to sign you up for the most offensive, obscene crap the internet has to offer. I, for one, don't find this sort of thing appropriate, and quite obviously neither do the vast majority of the poster to this topic.
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See, I would have taken it another direction: Post photos of roosters, and various sub/worshipy things about them. "Such a marvelous beak!"
You would have to work within the confines of said asshat's requests/intentions. Give them the exact opposite of what they seek and they will look elsewhere.
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NM, primalex is doing his usual trolling. stop falling for it, dude.

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