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Old 11-15-2013, 04:19 PM   #1
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son of the isolated blurts thread!

per laurel's update in the isolated blurts thread, this seemed in order.

and now, let's go off-topic!

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Old 11-15-2013, 05:16 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2013, 06:10 PM   #3
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I thought you knew, it is only so afternoons don't bump into evenings at both ends.
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Old 11-15-2013, 07:26 PM   #4
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...cuz they're similar to way too horny 18 year old boys, always ready to go?

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Old 11-15-2013, 08:27 PM   #5
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I can see that pmann is already annoying Laurel, he's hacked her avatar!

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Every year one of the local radio stations plays non-stop Christmas music starting the day after Thanksgiving. This year, they started today. WTF!!
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and that's reason #4378490321423 why i don't listen to radio anymore... :>

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Old 11-15-2013, 09:12 PM   #8
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and that's reason #4378490321423 why i don't listen to radio anymore... :>

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Well, this may well be what drives me away, too.
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Every year one of the local radio stations plays non-stop Christmas music starting the day after Thanksgiving. This year, they started today. WTF!!
I was in Kohl's last Thursday and guess what was playing on the sound system, yep, you guessed it, Christmas music. If I worked retail, I'd be slitting my wrists before December 1st.
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I was in Kohl's last Thursday and guess what was playing on the sound system, yep, you guessed it, Christmas music. If I worked retail, I'd be slitting my wrists before December 1st.
Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. But poor Thanksgiving is being overlooked. Who doesn't enjoy Thanksgiving? Family gathered round the table giving thanks for all that we have. Turkey and all the trimmings. Delicious cranberry sauce (delish) and let's not forget about all that furkey - that's the very best part of the meal!

It's just a really great holiday. Heck, I don't even mind doing the dishes, as long as there's someone to distract me.
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Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. But poor Thanksgiving is being overlooked. Who doesn't enjoy Thanksgiving? Family gathered round the table giving thanks for all that we have. Turkey and all the trimmings. Delicious cranberry sauce (delish) and let's not forget about all that furkey - that's the very best part of the meal!

It's just a really great holiday. Heck, I don't even mind doing the dishes, as long as there's someone to distract me.
Hi, "how-to"ers...haven't been around in a bit, but just wanted to slide in here and say hello. Thanksgiving can be a wonderful family occasion if you have the right family. The thought of sitting in a room with my in-laws can stress me to the point of pain.
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nice to see you again, ellfun!

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Awww, thanks! I've been working on snarky one-line responses for the "how come I can't post an av?" question. I'm hoping to drop one in here soon! lol!
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Hi, "how-to"ers...haven't been around in a bit, but just wanted to slide in here and say hello. Thanksgiving can be a wonderful family occasion if you have the right family. The thought of sitting in a room with my in-laws can stress me to the point of pain.
I'm sorry your in-laws stress you out.
I dreaded spending time with mine...they were horrible people. Just one nice person out of the bunch. I lived 14 hrs away and only had to deal with them a few times; she lived in the same town as the crazies. I don't know how she did it. Looking back, she did seem to always have a drink in her hand.
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Delicious cranberry sauce (delish) and let's not forget about all that furkey - that's the very best part of the meal!
Oh HELL yeah! Nothing like fucking in the middle of the dinner table with all the trimmings, then smacking one of the inlaws on the ass and saying, "you're next!"
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Oh HELL yeah! Nothing like fucking in the middle of the dinner table with all the trimmings, then smacking one of the inlaws on the ass and saying, "you're next!"
And here I thought you would read that and fix my "typo"! Which inlaw will you choose, I wonder?

That literally made me laugh out loud and now my co-workers think I'm insane.
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And here I thought you would read that and fix my "typo"! Which inlaw will you choose, I wonder?

That literally made me laugh out loud and now my co-workers think I'm insane.
Depends on which one was giving me that "come hither" look.


Your coworkers may be on to something . . . Just saying . . .
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Depends on which one was giving me that "come hither" look.


Your coworkers may be on to something . . . Just saying . . .
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Nice, NM, reeeeal nice!
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i'm not sure that the original ever had a post that said this so i wanted to preserve it for posterity.

nice to see you again, btw. :>

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