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Old 04-28-2015, 09:11 AM   #1
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Talking Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

Welcome to the new Blurt Thread!


Similar to the old blurt thread, or even the one that came before, only now with improved Blurtiness and enhanced Pants-off Friday interactive features.




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Old 04-28-2015, 09:14 AM   #2
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Yay! I for one, welcome our new blurt overlords.
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Old 04-28-2015, 09:57 AM   #3
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I like what you've done with the place.
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:02 AM   #4
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Pussy with a fiddle--now that is class.
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:04 AM   #5
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Pussy with a fiddle--now that is class.

See, there. *points*



Another hot one, over the plate.




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Old 04-28-2015, 10:08 AM   #6
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See, there. *points*



Another hot, over the plate.




It's ok baby. Come rest your head on my bosom. I will stroke your hair and tell you all is well, and you will fall right to sleep.

I do have some entendre zing this morning. Must be because I'm mainlining coffee.
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:38 AM   #7
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Not to put too fine a point on things, but I notice that the landlord hadn't even so much as walked past the old place with an authoritarian look in her eyes when you decided to abandon it for this quickly built subirban tract home with no landscaping.

It'salso possible that I have had less sleep than either Em or Minxie and have not yet heard the delicious aroma of the ciffeemaker's perky face.
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:42 AM   #8
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Not to put too fine a point on things, but I notice that the landlord hadn't even so much as walked past the old place with an authoritarian look in her eyes when you decided to abandon it for this quickly built subirban tract home with no landscaping.

It'salso possible that I have had less sleep than either Em or Minxie and have not yet heard the delicious aroma of the ciffeemaker's perky face.
What's your coffee maker's name? I would share mine.
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:44 AM   #9
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Landlord?

Nobody has been by to collect rent in a long, long time.

We just keep the grass below the knees, and pick up the weeklies from the front step.

Blend right into the landscape.


We're all squatters here.







Even the squarters are squattin', you know.
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What's your coffee maker's name? I would share mine.
He has an accent but he calls himself Technivorm Moccamaster. He does excellent work but is incapable of acting on his own.
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Landlord?

Nobody has been by to collect rent in a long, long time.

We just keep the grass below the knees, and pick up the weeklies from the front step.

Blend right into the landscape.


We're all squatters here.







Even the squarters are squattin', you know.
I'm pretty sure we could have squatted for quite a lot longer at the old place is all.
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Old 04-28-2015, 11:05 AM   #12
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He has an accent but he calls himself Technivorm Moccamaster. He does excellent work but is incapable of acting on his own.

Sounds like a hip barista from Eastern Europe.


He'd probably brew you some dandelion wine, or a mean plum brandy if you ask nice.
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Old 04-28-2015, 11:12 AM   #13
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I'm pretty sure we could have squatted for quite a lot longer at the old place is all.

Maybe a wee bit longer, but eventually it would've been locked down as it exceeded 5000 posts.

To save bandwidth on the servers and end the continued embarrassment of some (read: Emerson) due to drunken postings, Laurel started doing this some time ago.



It would be only a matter of time...
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Maybe a wee bit longer, but eventually it would've been locked down as it exceeded 5000 posts.

To save bandwidth on the servers and end the continued embarrassment of some (read: Emerson) due to drunken postings, Laurel started doing this some time ago.



It would be only a matter of time...
Oh, I know all about that bit of recent history. I also know that once the initial pruning was done, the powers-that-be have been a bit lenient, especially with threads that are mostly text and don't contaion vast amounts of attachedpics and graphics.
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Sounds like a hip barista from Eastern Europe.


He'd probably brew you some dandelion wine, or a mean plum brandy if you ask nice.
Slivovitz will make you go blind, as will Kruskovac--but that causes blindness with the taste of circus peanuts.

I have some French lackey to make my coffee. I have to press him every morning just to get a cup. Jeesh.
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Slivovitz will make you go blind, as will Kruskovac--but that causes blindness with the taste of circus peanuts.

I have some French lackey to make my coffee. I have to press him every morning just to get a cup. Jeesh.
I second your analysis of Slivovitz. Mine is Dutch and, if I understand him right, he seems to be interested in strong women who like other women.
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So we come in here to blurt now?

It's 8:34!
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Woot to Wednesday!
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Almost Wednesday!

You should do something nice for Minxy on Wednesday, it being her birthday and all.

I'm sure she would appreciate if you mashed up Suit Porn Wednesday with No-Pants Friday, and privately sent her a pic, a head-to-toe shot, right in her inbox.




She may just temporarily lift her motorboat moratorium for you, if you did.


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You should do something nice for Minxy on Wednesday, it being her birthday and all.

I'm sure she would appreciate if you mashed up Suit Porn Wednesday with No-Pants Friday, and privately sent her a pic, a head-to-toe shot, right in her inbox.




She may just temporarily lift her motorboat moratorium for you, if you did.
I suppose since it is her birthday it wouldn't do to have her come to my yard.
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I suppose since it is her birthday it wouldn't do to have her come to my yard.

A personalized photo as described may just be the milkshake for the job.
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Old 04-28-2015, 11:51 PM   #23
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You should do something nice for Minxy on Wednesday, it being her birthday and all.

I'm sure she would appreciate if you mashed up Suit Porn Wednesday with No-Pants Friday, and privately sent her a pic, a head-to-toe shot, right in her inbox.

She may just temporarily lift her motorboat moratorium for you, if you did.
Silly man, the motorboat prohibition never applied to Miles.

And I am happy for any pictures in my inbox. . . um wait. . I will not say that to you my dear Emerson. Any pictures of the person sending them...slightly better. Hold off. Let me work on my wording a lil bit.
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And furthermore, why oh why are you always offering pictures of other people's bits my dear? Where is the pic of yours?????

PS, cut off a pair of jeans the other day, and was thinking of you as I did so. . . Maybe you will get your daisy duke pic.
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So far it has been a pretty wonderful day.
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Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

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