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Old 09-19-2014, 05:39 AM   #1
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The Lit Pillow Fight

Welcome beautiful women of Lit (and the guys that love them) here lies our gossip, chat, and downloading thread.

I thought we needed a place to call home, where the fridge is always full of Champagne and strawberries. Where there's an endless supply of chocolate, massages, manicures and most importantly love, support and friendship.

I have left you a present in the bedroom, I hope you like it....












































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Old 09-19-2014, 05:41 AM   #2
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What a shame you only had enough wrapping to do one half of the present.... actually, not a shame at all, come to think of it...
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Old 09-19-2014, 05:42 AM   #3
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What a shame you only had enough wrapping to do one half of the present.... actually, not a shame at all, come to think of it...
I thought I might have overdone the wrapping.
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Old 09-19-2014, 05:44 AM   #4
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I thought I might have overdone the wrapping.
Not at all. A little mystery goes a long way, otherwise what's the point of getting a gift? Half the fun is in the anticipation of discovering what's underneath the wrapping.

Of course, depends on whether you're a peel wrapping off slowly and carefully kind of person, or just rip it off as quickly as possible...
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Old 09-19-2014, 05:47 AM   #5
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Not at all. A little mystery goes a long way, otherwise what's the point of getting a gift? Half the fun is in the anticipation of discovering what's underneath the wrapping.

Of course, depends on whether you're a peel wrapping off slowly and carefully kind of person, or just rip it off as quickly as possible...
Depends on who is giving the gift.

How are you on this weekend's eve?
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Old 09-19-2014, 06:32 AM   #8
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Ugh! Why will Lit just let me upload one in that post? Weird.

ETA: also, I should learn how to post the image inside the post rather than an attachment. I'm pretty lazy about this, though.
hahaha That's definitely how we really do it.
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Old 09-19-2014, 06:33 AM   #9
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Oh, Rainy, he is quite yummy.

I went looking for fun images and found these two. One is a random hot guy we should totally exploit and invite. The other just made me laugh.
Oh my. We'll keep him!
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Old 09-19-2014, 07:33 AM   #10
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Have you ladies ever considered a stickman instead of these fleshly boys you're posting?
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Old 09-19-2014, 08:08 AM   #11
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Have you ladies ever considered a stickman instead of these fleshly boys you're posting?
I considered one for quite some time... 2 years or so. *squint* Then he went and left me. All I have left is a sticky stain (see what I did there?) on the sheets and a sex tape on the internet!
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Old 09-19-2014, 09:28 AM   #12
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Men? Pfftttt...

I brought ice cream.

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Old 09-19-2014, 09:37 AM   #13
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I don't like ice-cream but oh boy white chocolate raspberry truffle does sound like something else!

Hey beautiful Aphro! How be you?
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Old 09-19-2014, 09:54 AM   #14
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I don't like ice-cream but oh boy white chocolate raspberry truffle does sound like something else!

Hey beautiful Aphro! How be you?
G'day Rainy!

It's almost 10:00AM and I am still in my pajamas, so that's a good day for me! Finally a day off. I'm just about to pry my ass off this chair and make a mediocre attempt at doing something productive.

Or maybe I'll just curl back up in bed with my book for an hour...
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Old 09-19-2014, 09:56 AM   #15
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Brandishes spoon

White chocolate and raspberry, you say? Ooh, that be my kryptonite... and Mama needs some tonight
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Old 09-19-2014, 10:02 AM   #16
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Have you ladies ever considered a stickman instead of these fleshly boys you're posting?
Pmann, we have wandered into the estrogen-swamp!
Run!


Or grab the spare plunger, let's go back to back and fight it out!
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Or grab the spare plunger, let's go back to back and fight it out!

With a steely glare

You go anywhere near the ice cream, you'll be needing someone to extract that plunger from about your personage... capiche?
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Old 09-19-2014, 10:16 AM   #18
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I'm going to spend part of this morning doing my nails. *flips hair*

I'm trying these out for the first time: Jamberry Nail Wraps

There's a pretty good chance I might end up gluing my fingers together though. So If you don't hear anything from me in a day or so, send a search and rescue party. Maybe send that guy in the first post. He can carry me out to the ambulance.
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With a steely glare

You go anywhere near the ice cream, you'll be needing someone to extract that plunger from about your personage... capiche?

Hahaaaa, my green eyed beauty.
And what do you think it is, that drips so gooely from said rubber implement?
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Old 09-19-2014, 05:14 PM   #20
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Pmann, we have wandered into the estrogen-swamp!
Run!


Or grab the spare plunger, let's go back to back and fight it out!
In just gonna sit in the closet and play with my stick while I watch them fight with pillows.
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RUN for it BOYS!

It's a trap!

Abort the panty raid!
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Old 09-20-2014, 01:36 AM   #23
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RUN for it BOYS!

It's a trap!

Abort the panty raid!
Joke is on you, they weren't wearing panties!
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Old 09-20-2014, 06:08 AM   #24
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G'day Rainy!

It's almost 10:00AM and I am still in my pajamas, so that's a good day for me! Finally a day off. I'm just about to pry my ass off this chair and make a mediocre attempt at doing something productive.

Or maybe I'll just curl back up in bed with my book for an hour...
I hope you did that! I spent my day shopping with my fam and getting spoilt with a gifts just 'coz!

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I'm going to spend part of this morning doing my nails. *flips hair*

I'm trying these out for the first time: Jamberry Nail Wraps

There's a pretty good chance I might end up gluing my fingers together though. So If you don't hear anything from me in a day or so, send a search and rescue party. Maybe send that guy in the first post. He can carry me out to the ambulance.
Ooooh. Can you post a pic of how the jamberry turned out? I've never heard of them!
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