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Old 10-30-2015, 07:58 AM   #1
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As a ghost

Since it is Halloween, people were talking abut ghosts on the radio. It got me thinking... What would your first order of business be as a ghost?

I'd be the perviest ghost ever. You better bet when I die I'm coming back to watch some of you have sex. If, in fact, any of you actually ever have sex. I'd leave my ectoplasm stains all over your socks.

Second order of business would be to haunt some of you motherfuckers. I'll be shaking chains around in your attic and leaving ghost pee (which smells horrible, I imagine) on your mattress.

Third thing would be to follow smooth around for a day. I can only imagine how entertaining that would be.
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Old 10-30-2015, 08:14 AM   #2
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Old 10-30-2015, 08:34 AM   #3
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Old 10-30-2015, 08:38 AM   #4
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Old 10-30-2015, 08:42 AM   #5
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Old 10-30-2015, 08:43 AM   #6
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I wonder if ghosts can masturbate. To be in a perfect voyeur situation and have your hand go right through your pelvis would suck.
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Old 10-30-2015, 09:07 AM   #7
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Since it is Halloween, people were talking abut ghosts on the radio. It got me thinking... What would your first order of business be as a ghost?

I'd be the perviest ghost ever. You better bet when I die I'm coming back to watch some of you have sex. If, in fact, any of you actually ever have sex. I'd leave my ectoplasm stains all over your socks.

Second order of business would be to haunt some of you motherfuckers. I'll be shaking chains around in your attic and leaving ghost pee (which smells horrible, I imagine) on your mattress.

Third thing would be to follow smooth around for a day. I can only imagine how entertaining that would be.
I already told my husband if I can come back as a ghost I am haunting him until he sorts himself with a really lovely new partner, I would not want him moping.

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Old 10-30-2015, 09:14 AM   #8
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Since it is Halloween, people were talking abut ghosts on the radio. It got me thinking... What would your first order of business be as a ghost?

I'd be the perviest ghost ever. You better bet when I die I'm coming back to watch some of you have sex. If, in fact, any of you actually ever have sex. I'd leave my ectoplasm stains all over your socks.

Second order of business would be to haunt some of you motherfuckers. I'll be shaking chains around in your attic and leaving ghost pee (which smells horrible, I imagine) on your mattress.

Third thing would be to follow smooth around for a day. I can only imagine how entertaining that would be.
You would basically be a cat (except for the chains)
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Old 10-30-2015, 09:18 AM   #9
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You would basically be a cat (except for the chains)
And the masturbating.
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Old 10-30-2015, 09:23 AM   #10
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And the masturbating.
You wouldn't say ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gB3Czv0vbw
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A poster or two might be mildly amusing to torment. I doubt that I would bother since I am exercising such calculated restraint while I still live.
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Old 10-30-2015, 09:34 AM   #12
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Old 10-30-2015, 09:40 AM   #15
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i think my first order of business after realizing i was a ghost would be freaking the fuck out about the fact that i am ghost.
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Personally, I'm going after Alison Brie.

She knows a thing or two about pottery.



And she has experience with ghosts.

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Old 10-30-2015, 09:53 AM   #17
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Old 10-30-2015, 10:28 AM   #18
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Personally, I'm going after Alison Brie.

She knows a thing or two about pottery.



And she has experience with ghosts.

didn't they get betty white to do that, too? don't make dig out the link. it'll just make me feel dirty.
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Old 10-30-2015, 10:37 AM   #19
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didn't they get betty white to do that, too? don't make dig out the link. it'll just make me feel dirty.
I hadn't heard about that. I didn't see anything, but I did find this.

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I hadn't heard about that. I didn't see anything, but I did find this.

recalling some more i think they just had donald glover and danny pudi do it while betty was sitting between them. apparently it was something they did quite a bit on that show. there were several on their blooper reel.

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Old 10-30-2015, 10:59 AM   #22
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I think I would be a pervy, masterbating, joker much like I am in life.

I could not find any Betty White ghost sex either. The search did bring me to ogle another Betty's pin ups, which brought me to this for the Doc.

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Old 10-30-2015, 11:03 AM   #23
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daniel glover? ugh. stupid brain.
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Old 10-30-2015, 11:04 AM   #24
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Personally, I'm going after Alison Brie.

She knows a thing or two about pottery.



And she has experience with ghosts.

If you feel some ectoplasm squirt your neck, that's also me staking Alison.
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Old 10-30-2015, 11:05 AM   #25
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recalling some more i think they just had donald glover and danny pudi do it while betty was sitting between them. apparently it was something they did quite a bit on that show. there were several on their blooper reel.
I'll keep looking. I haven't really seen much of the bloopers, and I've kinda fallen behind on the show anyway.

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I think I would be a pervy, masterbating, joker much like I am in life.

I could not find any Betty White ghost sex either. The search did bring me to ogle another Betty's pin ups, which brought me to this for the Doc.

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