The_PG
Fucking Magic
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"Good evening... His excellency... I had heard that your daughter was exceptionally beautiful, but, tsk, it really did not ever cross my conscious mind to do anything about it until I stumbled upon her not but a half an hour previous. That would be precisely at eleven-thirty PM. Twenty-nine minutes ago. I'm sure you've heard of the club, Belluchio's? Oh, yes, that's right... You own it. Hahaha! Isn't that a gut buster? Anyways, what I was wanting to tell you... Your excellency... Is that your daughter is no longer a princess, and you, are no longer the king of this little kingdom. Where you make your fortune feeding the blind, and drowning the deaf. You are not in control. Control is not yours. It's mine. All mine, just like your daughter. Deary, say hi to poppa?"
"DADDIEEEEEEE-!"
"What a noisy little cunt... Has she always been like this, your excellentfuckly? No, I'll take it from your silence you don't like hearing her scream... Which is a pity... Her scream, well, it's delightful. Fucking delightful, if you don't mind my French, especially when you're fucking the fucked and their fucking screaming, if you catch my fucking, fuck. Now, if you'll excuse me I have more of your city, and your daughter, to ruin........... Wait, there was something else."
"Don't pa- Ouch-"
"Little nasty bitch. She's got a set of teeth on her... Oh, right, el capitan, or whatever you call yourself. You Italian dick sucking faggot, listen closely, if you want your daughter back in... Mostly one piece... What you will do is this: have one-billion dollars on the South bridge at four AM. That's in three hours and fifty-seven minutes, seventeen seconds. You will do that, and be on the next flight out of your city. If you do neither of these things I'll still give her back. In pieces. One at a time. Starting with her cute *CRUNCH* but crunchy, little toe. Phbt. Yuck. I need a drink... Goodbye!"
Thirty-three minutes, and seventeen seconds earlier an old man was walking down the streets. Well, he looked old. Slightly hunched over, long hair that was a strange greenish color, but also had a few grays in it. A tattered, hooded sweatshirt covering most of his upper body, but not being able to cover the purple trousers or shiny patent leather shoes he was wearing. He walked with a slight limp, and each step seemed to turn his body slightly as if he was turning around, but he never looked behind him. It was always forward. Like he had some sort of purpose. Only, he had no purpose, not until the purpose began to curse him out anyways.
Stepping out of a sleek white limousine was a beautiful girl of Mediterranean decent, she was Italian, and very beautiful. Apparently the fact that there was someone else in the four-lane street that looked like the bum was too much for her. She yelled, obviously a bit drunk, and her body guards tried to look imposing. In fact they did a good job of it, but unfortunately for them the man beneath the hood was permanently smiling, and not because he was always happy either. It would quickly become apparent that he was not an old man, at least not in body, it was really quite easy for him to gut the first guard, and take that over sized man's weapon and shoot the two other. The girl didn't even have time to scream until he approached and removed his hood.
The drying, flaking paint would have been white, but now it was mostly gray. The red smile had turned brown and had lost all of it's luster. Yet something still shone. The eyes. They glowed bright blue. Crazy blue. A savage glint that revealed not a crazy man, or psychotic person, but an animal. A living, breathing organism that did not understand or consent to morals, a man who had brought cities and nations to their knees because at any time he might accidentally push a button that would release a dirty bomb in the center of a city, or several cities. The Joker, only, it was no joke.
"Good evening... Princess..." That was the name scrolled in fancy ultra-pink writing upon the side of her limousine.
"Out for an evening of fun? Yes? Good. Me too."
Taking her slim, but well proportioned arm, he twisted it until she was up close and his hot and surprisingly minty breath cascaded into her ear and down her throat.
"Let's see... There are no fans, no autographs, so you aren't a star of any sort. You're a daddies girl, that is why there are so many guards, so your daddy is somebody... And the only person that is somebody in this town is a gangster... A mafia man... Oooh boy, they are sooo much fun to toy with, and especially the ones with pretty little girls. Mhmm, I bet you aren't even legal to touch one of those drinks, but... That wouldn't matter for a pretty little girl like you, would it? Not in daddies club."
Roughly, The Joker pulled her away from the club, but then he stopped and thrust her into the limousine before sliding in the back with her. The bloody knife in his hand was the one he used to gut the guards earlier, and he held it, dripping, against her throat as he spoke to the driver.
"I can make you filthy rich, or dead. It's your choice Bub, rich?"
"Rich, if you please sir."
"Oh isn't that rich, he's even got the accent, okay Bub, take us to the North bridge. Double time it, and put up that fancy little blocker while I talk to my new... Girlfriend..."
"Tally-ho sir."
"Okay... Missy..." The Joker removed his hoody, revealing the matching purple suit top to his ridiculous outfit. Carefully he pushed his floppy hair to the side, with the knife, before placing it against his tongue and cleaning it and then placing it right against the girls brown, beautiful cheek.
"I want a kiss, and then, you're going to blow me. Right here in this car. If you don't do either, daddies little girl is going to be floating on the bottom of the river in under twenty minutes... So..." The blade slipped carefully between her lips and into her mouth, and The Joker brought his mouth close, but not all the way. "You better get moving."
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