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Old 03-30-2013, 10:33 AM   #1176
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I always thought it was cruel when two dogs fucking in the street got the water hose treatment. What if I did that to two humans?

That would be funny. If I lived with a lover and came home to him banging another woman, I would get a garden hose and spray them with cold water while laughing wildly, like a maniac.

I would continue to hose them both down while they frantically put their clothing on. If the girl cursed or screamed at me I would beat her up. If my man tried to stop me, I would beat him up too.
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Old 03-30-2013, 10:39 AM   #1177
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I always thought it was cruel when two dogs fucking in the street got the water hose treatment. What if I did that to two humans?

That would be funny. If I lived with a lover and came home to him banging another woman, I would get a garden hose and spray them with cold water while laughing wildly, like a maniac.

I would continue to hose them both down while they frantically put their clothing on. If the girl cursed or screamed at me I would beat her up. If my man tried to stop me, I would beat him up too.
Whole lotta beatin' goin' on.
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Old 03-30-2013, 11:15 AM   #1178
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Whole lotta beatin' goin' on.
There is always the don't-ask-don't-tell hotel.
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Old 03-31-2013, 05:27 PM   #1179
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The flowers are trophies on the porch and we seedlings her glory crownóso I put my tulip pot next to the other tulip pots and walk in for some breakfast bread.

There has been a drama and I am the resilient stander by, because I donít entertain the back biting. I just look confused and ask: Is this why we canít have nice things?

I am the star nut in the plastic bubble wrap real safe, with my true happy face.
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:17 AM   #1180
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The annoying thing about reading thinking on internet social platforms is not about the broccoli eaten for dinner, it is the Ďme timeí broadcast. I really need some me time.

What does that even mean? Apparently everyone knows what that means except me, because fifty-five people like that status update. Who are these people?
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They always tell us not to sweat the little things in life and then they turn around and tell us to appreciate the little things in life. I guess it is all about the little things.

I paid a man $125 to remove the wood from the old doorjamb that was piled up on the side of the house. He also removed all the old appliances out of the garage. I told him: No, you canít take the antique bathtub with the claw feet that is going in our bathroom eventually. You canít have the safes, the chainsaw, the chop saw, or the broken lawnmower. He did get the dead bunny out of the little shed.

I felt guilty. I should have loaded up all that stuff for the junkyard to scrap for metal. It is funny how things change over time. I planted some strawberries in a basket and stopped thinking about it.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:43 AM   #1181
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He canít be my everything but the heart gets me into every thing. It is just a few fast licks but emotion slips quick with my lips on his dick.

I looked up the nature of the illness: the life expectancy is about 15-20 years with the end institution of dementia. I thought about the first time I met him and how it seemed the chorea was some kind of nervous restlessness. I remembered the word finding, and me: I know what you are saying. Well, because I knew what he was saying.

I donít have the long-term solution, but I am not getting away with a swift suck every once in a while. I am putting my hands on his face and connecting the dots on the not gingered freckled man.

Me: Are you bored with me yet?
He: Why wood I be board?
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:16 AM   #1182
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There are two kinds of men in this world: the kind that want to rape me, and the kind that want to do the yard work and watch movies with sheer thongs purchased at the grocery store.






I think this is a sex for yard work proposal.
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:41 AM   #1183
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My heart has the kind of dirt that all kinds of seeds take to the root and grow wild weeds and flowers. This mating creates the hybrid that disgusts the local garden club. It doesnít stop me from digging in my chest.

We are houseplants in rain boots with drainage holes and no root rot. We are trekking all over your world.

I got the first batch of towels on the line, and the broke one-sock dryer has been hauled away by the we haul it all junkers.
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Old 04-13-2013, 07:09 AM   #1184
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ďWe donít kiss anymore.Ē

Why should we kiss? We used to kiss before I started sucking your dick. It was like, you know, in the beginning. I just donít see the point of kissing on the mouth anymore.

Heís so sweet and sneaky. With me on his side and his dick in my mouth he tried to unlatch the three-hooked bra on my back. Instead of using his hand to push my head down into his pelvis, he used his forearm with steady gentle pressure.

And I thought for a moment: I know what you are doing, donít be afraid to make me.
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Old 04-13-2013, 06:24 PM   #1185
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It always goes back to that memory of the powdered headache medicine, records that turned all night, and then the fights during wedding season. Somebody was always getting married. He had a big family. My Ma looked beautiful. I looked skinny and pale.
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There is this internet picture of a little kitten looking into the mirror and the reflection is a lion. I am a lion with a kitten reflection.

I looked at myself in the mirror and said: Are you fucking serious? Who are you?

I squeezed my own tits just because they exist. Then I got dressed.
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I paid to go to some fundraiseróthatís the thing about these girls, always drinking with the do-gooder disguise. The address just came through via text message. It reads: Text when you arrive.

Itís not are you showing up, or what? I donít feel like brushing my hair or smiling.
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Old 04-13-2013, 06:34 PM   #1186
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When I was a little girl I used to wonder how my parents got a picture of me climbing on some rocks for that Houses of the Holy cover art.

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Old 04-13-2013, 10:19 PM   #1187
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When I was a little girl I used to wonder how my parents got a picture of me climbing on some rocks for that Houses of the Holy cover art.
you can climb all over me, then we will make the album
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Old 04-15-2013, 11:30 AM   #1188
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Old 04-15-2013, 11:42 AM   #1189
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She beat me, her kid beat the dog and then my Dad beat her. See, I would never think of beating on a dog, but I never thought about stabbing a boy in the neck with a pencil either, thatís what she did. People are crazy.

I ran into these girls years later when they were living in one of those old houses in the same neighborhood. There were about six kids hanging about a bucket of fried chicken. The cockroaches on the wall assumed the battle position.

I never told anyone. I never went back cause somebody did that to her before she did that to me. That is the way things like that work. If we are all victims who are the perpetrators?
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Old 04-15-2013, 03:35 PM   #1190
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I pulled the filthy Saturday night panty out of the Monday afternoon bag and went shopping.
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:40 PM   #1191
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This man broke into my house and installed a clothing dryer in the kitchen, when I wasn't home.

And by breaking in, I mean he just walked right in cause we keep locks on our hearts, and not on our doors.
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Old 04-20-2013, 08:29 AM   #1192
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Now that I don't have to go to the laundromat to wash clothes, he wants to know:

"Am I back to BJ schedule?"

I guess he really likes the BJs. And he always wants to know about the volume. I think I will start spitting into a measuring cup.
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:00 AM   #1193
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Now that I don't have to go to the laundromat to wash clothes, he wants to know:

"Am I back to BJ schedule?"

I guess he really likes the BJs. And he always wants to know about the volume. I think I will start spitting into a measuring cup.
Screw volume. Just keep sucking until I grab a double handful of hair and pull your mouth off me before my head explodes; that's my viewpoint.

Unless, of course, he's thinking of trying out to be a porn actor, and wants to specialize as one of those guys who squirts by the half-pint.
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:07 AM   #1194
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Screw volume. Just keep sucking until I grab a double handful of hair and pull your mouth off me before my head explodes; that's my viewpoint.

Unless, of course, he's thinking of trying out to be a porn actor, and wants to specialize as one of those guys who squirts by the half-pint.
That's a hott viewpoint SW.

My foot hurts. I want to keep squeezing it because it hurts and feels good at the same time.
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Old 04-20-2013, 10:11 AM   #1195
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That's a hott viewpoint SW.

My foot hurts. I want to keep squeezing it because it hurts and feels good at the same time.
Unless a doc has said no for some reason, hot soaks with epsom salts are often a good pain reliever and helpful for curing a lot of foot ills, including penetrative injuries (except deep ones).
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Old 04-20-2013, 10:31 AM   #1196
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Unless a doc has said no for some reason, hot soaks with epsom salts are often a good pain reliever and helpful for curing a lot of foot ills, including penetrative injuries (except deep ones).
The orthopod told me to stop squeezing it, to always wear shoes, take motrin, and put orthotics in my shoe. He also said ice it, but I don't like cold. I am going to foot soak. I have one of those cool foot bath thingers.

I am mad about the no bare footing at home, but it's true, the pain is more with no shoes on.

I want to keep squeezing!
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Old 04-20-2013, 03:32 PM   #1197
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The orthopod told me to stop squeezing it, to always wear shoes, take motrin, and put orthotics in my shoe. He also said ice it, but I don't like cold. I am going to foot soak. I have one of those cool foot bath thingers.

I am mad about the no bare footing at home, but it's true, the pain is more with no shoes on.

I want to keep squeezing!
No.

Doctor's orders. If he said stop, there's a reason - probably that it makes things worse, even though it feels good while hurting.
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:12 AM   #1198
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No.

Doctor's orders. If he said stop, there's a reason - probably that it makes things worse, even though it feels good while hurting.
Alright, I won't squeeze even though it feels good.
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:29 AM   #1199
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Alright, I won't squeeze even though it feels good.
Man, it seems good advice, but also, no fun at all. Um, if the needtasqueeze get's desperate for you, let me know and I can stop by for an enthusiastic hug-a-thon until eases.

You seem like you would be quite squeezetastic, and I really do like to help whenever and however I can.

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Man, it seems good advice, but also, no fun at all. Um, if the needtasqueeze get's desperate for you, let me know and I can stop by for an enthusiastic hug-a-thon until eases.

You seem like you would be quite squeezetastic, and I really do like to help whenever and however I can.

I need-a-squeeze sure. I limped around Jamaica for a day, and then I realized that the booze and ibuprofen got me walking right to dance all night.

I have pages to write, but the house is wrecked, and my face has irritable acne. My hair needs a good brushing.
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