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Old 08-14-2002, 12:10 PM   #1
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Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

When bound in scene, she should never say,

"This room would look better in a lighter shade of beige!"




I had posted a list of such silliness on the M thread, but can't seem to find it. So, in response to WD's comment concerning needing more fluff, let's add our own!
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:14 PM   #2
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"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:15 PM   #3
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Quote:
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"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"
Damn! I knew I liked wolph!


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Old 08-14-2002, 12:19 PM   #4
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another bad 1

"i could get out of that cage"

p.s. i know these are "bad" things coz i have said them
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:21 PM   #5
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I recall your saying your are a fiesty lil sub!




Another one:

"But, all the other subs get to do that!"
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:21 PM   #6
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:26 PM   #7
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Nah, i don't feel like kneeling today

So, is it do as You say not as You do, or do as You do and not as You say?
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:28 PM   #8
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LMAO...Lance I gotta use that one....garbage day...hehe

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Old 08-14-2002, 12:29 PM   #9
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:29 PM   #10
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:30 PM   #11
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:32 PM   #12
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:39 PM   #13
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one of the funniest/worse things break into the Barney Theme " I love you You love me, were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me too" while getting OTK spanking

if your made to count out loud

count like The Count on sesame street 1 whacky whack ah ah ah 2 whacky whacks ah ah ah
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:39 PM   #14
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i was a girl scout, i can get out of these knots

i cooked...the dishes are Yours
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Old 08-14-2002, 12:46 PM   #15
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Old 08-14-2002, 01:07 PM   #16
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That looks like a penis.....


only smaller.
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Old 08-14-2002, 01:12 PM   #17
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"yeah whatever tough guy"
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Old 08-14-2002, 02:02 PM   #18
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have you heard of foreplay?

oh for christ's sake give it here i'll do it myself, it'll be quicker.
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Old 08-14-2002, 02:21 PM   #19
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Old 08-14-2002, 02:29 PM   #20
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Old 08-14-2002, 05:01 PM   #21
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Old 08-14-2002, 05:03 PM   #22
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Old 08-14-2002, 05:13 PM   #23
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Quote:
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"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"
LOL.. I was going to say the "you hit like a girl thing" lol..

HEHE... funny
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Old 08-14-2002, 05:16 PM   #24
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roll your eyes insolently and ask

Do you want fries with that?
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Old 08-14-2002, 05:23 PM   #25
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I bet that hurt you more than it hurt me.
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