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Old 07-22-2017, 04:25 PM   #1
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Preserving semen

Do you think it's possible to bottle semen to retain taste, consistency and scent? Not caring about the reproductional capabilities.

I guess I should freeze every jizz first until I have enough for a canning jar. But would the heat later cause the semen to curdle?


(Hm. Maybe I should have asked this as 'How-To'.)
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:27 PM   #2
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Do you think it's possible to bottle semen to retain taste, consistency and scent? Not caring about the reproductional capabilities.

I guess I should freeze every jizz first until I have enough for a canning jar. But would the heat later cause the semen to curdle?


(Hm. Maybe I should have asked this as 'How-To'.)

And then we spread it on toast?

Semen from a can? What about a sports, squeeze bottle?
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:39 PM   #3
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This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:42 PM   #4
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This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.
Food coloring for holidays?
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:43 PM   #5
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Do you think it's possible to bottle semen to retain taste, consistency and scent? Not caring about the reproductional capabilities.

I guess I should freeze every jizz first until I have enough for a canning jar. But would the heat later cause the semen to curdle?


(Hm. Maybe I should have asked this as 'How-To'.)
I'd consider looking at how it's preserved for animal Artificial insemination.

Freezing is possible certainly, especially if fertility isn't the hmmmm, issue.

I'd not be so sure about reheating on quality. Try with a small amount first maybe?
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:44 PM   #6
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This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.
The practicality intrigues me. The actuality would make me heave.
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:56 PM   #7
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Old 07-22-2017, 06:57 PM   #8
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Old 07-22-2017, 07:04 PM   #9
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It separates and smells really bad...and it is a bit hard to swallow Room temp, refrigerated, or frozen
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Old 07-22-2017, 08:33 PM   #10
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Could it be dehydrated for shipping and then reconstituted by adding water once it arrives?
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Could it be dehydrated for shipping and then reconstituted by adding water once it arrives?
OOooooooOOOh!
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Old 07-22-2017, 08:50 PM   #12
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Couldn't we just leave it dried/dehydrated and snack on it like *beef jerky?

#foodie

ETA...*perhaps more like peanut brittle

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Old 07-22-2017, 08:51 PM   #13
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It separates and smells really bad...and it is a bit hard to swallow Room temp, refrigerated, or frozen
This. It's kinda astounding how different it is even a short time after fresh. +20-30 minutes no matter how it is handled.
Many years ago I had a job that included microscopic semen analysis.
It was always just nauseating to me to open the tiny containers and extract a drop for my glass slide.
Which was always curious to me as I have always been quite enthusiastic about BJ's.
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Old 07-22-2017, 08:52 PM   #14
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Couldn't we just leave it dried/dehydrated and snack on it like *beef jerky?

#foodie

ETA...*perhaps more like peanut brittle
As long as I'm not included in your use of the word "we", then sure.
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Old 07-22-2017, 08:59 PM   #15
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As long as I'm not included in your use of the word "we", then sure.

Haha My apologies. It did sound as if I was including you in my snacking prep. No worries. I prefer to source locally.
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:12 AM   #16
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It separates and smells really bad...and it is a bit hard to swallow Room temp, refrigerated, or frozen
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This. It's kinda astounding how different it is even a short time after fresh. +20-30 minutes no matter how it is handled.
Many years ago I had a job that included microscopic semen analysis.
It was always just nauseating to me to open the tiny containers and extract a drop for my glass slide.
Which was always curious to me as I have always been quite enthusiastic about BJ's.

I used to really enjoy dissection parts of my education. I got through GITs with no problem every time ( notoriously odiferous) and never baulked at any part of the body presented with. Until the massive large animal penis, my first penis dissection. The smell was so dreadful it was the first time I had to leave the room for fresh air half way through. I think it was partly why I didn't Persue reproductive sciences in that field. It was a REALLY bad smell.
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Old 07-23-2017, 01:21 PM   #17
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Haha My apologies. It did sound as if I was including you in my snacking prep. No worries. I prefer to source locally.
I wasn't worried about sourcing it - I was saying I don't want to snack on it!
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:11 PM   #18
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I wasn't worried about sourcing it - I was saying I don't want to snack on it!
Hahaha!

Oh.

I rarely, if ever, force anyone to eat anything I cook...especially Semen Brittle.

Haha
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:23 PM   #19
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Hahaha!

Oh.

I rarely, if ever, force anyone to eat anything I cook...especially Semen Brittle.

Haha
I call pumpkin seed brittle 'spunk candy'
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:43 PM   #20
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Hm.

Maybe I should try a different approach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9y7AT-Uf20
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Could it be dehydrated for shipping and then reconstituted by adding water once it arrives?
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Hm.

Maybe I should try a different approach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9y7AT-Uf20

Who knew there would be so many videos devoted to fake semen.

Is the goal to recreate a visual with said semen? Or somehow, ummm, honor the fact it's yours?
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I wasn't worried about sourcing it - I was saying I don't want to snack on it!
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Hahaha!

Oh.

I rarely, if ever, force anyone to eat anything I cook...especially Semen Brittle.

Haha
Semen brittle!!

Peanut butter jelly and semen sandwich is a fun lunch. The making and subsequent eating.
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This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.
For some strange reason this reminds me of what I think was a Spike Jones song.....
Does the chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost over night?


Change the words to semen and the location to your personal preference.

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Semen brittle!!

Peanut butter jelly and semen sandwich is a fun lunch. The making and subsequent eating.
Cookie. You are officially my spirit animal. Seriously. I am pretty sure I love you.

Haha I need me some pbj and semen!

*I was kind of bluffing with the whole Go green! Source locally thing so...... Anyone?? Hello?
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:07 AM   #25
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Or somehow, ummm, honor the fact it's yours?
That's a nice wording.


It started with the thought of humiliating someone by letting her wake up with sticky body parts and clothes. (My mind got sidetracked for awhile while creating a concept of a cruel mindfuck, when you don't live together and do this.)

And from there the various requirements developed and one was: a sufficient amount of semen available.
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