Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > BDSM Talk > BDSM Cafe

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 01-21-2015, 03:49 PM   #1
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

Welcome. Let's talk. As you can see from the sign on the door, this is a place of warmth with a side of kinky. Please feel free to ask questions, answer them, say hello to friends, or just pull up a chair and nod once in a while as the mood strikes. I don't have any designs for how this will work or what we'll talk about. I just hope some folks will stop by, maybe talk a little kink, and enjoy each other's company.

I do hope we can be nice to one another. Fair warning: I have leased Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Battle Ostrich Glenn and I will unleash him on anyone who doesn't play nice.

Who's on first?
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 03:55 PM   #2
Rainshine
Daring Greatly
 
Rainshine's Avatar
 
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra Australis
Posts: 13,535
*pulls up a hay bale*

Hey there, Yankee. Nice place you got here.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 03:55 PM   #3
Eilan
Shivering with Antici--
 
Eilan's Avatar
 
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,185
O hai.
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 03:59 PM   #4
bailadora
We create the dreams.
 
bailadora's Avatar
 
bailadora is offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In his arms
Posts: 3,815
*peeks in the door*

Hi! I'm Baila. Not much in the way of real world experience, but I do have a fascination with rope. (I really miss Homburg's rope thread).
__________________
And yeah, welcome to Dickerotica, where 90% of the men are fapping 24/7. ~ Raw Humor

What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. ~ Lionel, Maid in Manhattan

Experience is what you get when you didnít get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch

This is LIT-erotica, where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase

Swiped from Fire Breeze: my johari window. Curiosity and all that jazz...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Regarding Dirty PMs: Don't bother. Your orgasm is not my problem.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:00 PM   #5
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine View Post
*pulls up a hay bale*

Hey there, Yankee. Nice place you got here.
I like the rustic look, don't you? And all those farm tools hanging on the wall just seem to be begging to be put to non-standard use.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan View Post
O hai.
Oh! Hi, oh! Glad you dropped by.
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:04 PM   #6
MeekMe
!(◎_◎;)
 
MeekMe's Avatar
 
MeekMe is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,832
We are like petite twinsies, Baila. ^_^
__________________
ψ(`∇ī)ψ
Sometimes, I wish I was an evil genius. Maybe a little taller, too.


There are a lot of ways to do it. How does your relationship work?
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:12 PM   #7
bailadora
We create the dreams.
 
bailadora's Avatar
 
bailadora is offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In his arms
Posts: 3,815
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeekMe View Post
We are like petite twinsies, Baila. ^_^
Wonder Twin powers, activate!

(And I just totally outed my age with that!)
__________________
And yeah, welcome to Dickerotica, where 90% of the men are fapping 24/7. ~ Raw Humor

What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. ~ Lionel, Maid in Manhattan

Experience is what you get when you didnít get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch

This is LIT-erotica, where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase

Swiped from Fire Breeze: my johari window. Curiosity and all that jazz...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Regarding Dirty PMs: Don't bother. Your orgasm is not my problem.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:18 PM   #8
Sweetdaisymae
Sadomasochist switch
 
Sweetdaisymae's Avatar
 
Sweetdaisymae is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: England
Posts: 3,213
Hey
Sorry to have been a bit of a stranger. Must try harder!

I have a burning question. Bacon, why do folks that side of the pond insist on covering it with syrup? It bemuses and befuddles me.

Anyhow back to kink, I miss the rope thread too. I tend to bunny, though I have rigged a few times. I definitely prefer floor work, i have discovered as a forty something year old, being dangled from the ceiling isn't really my thing.
__________________
Daisy xxx

Hear me sing
http://www.tunescoop.com/play/313435...difference-mp3

________________
Proud to be owned and collared by Carlos Bee.

Find me on Fetlife as DaisysFloggers
https://fetlife.com/users/2932027

Please do not contact me for "cyber" it does not interest me.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:22 PM   #9
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetdaisymae View Post
Hey
Sorry to have been a bit of a stranger. Must try harder!

I have a burning question. Bacon, why do folks that side of the pond insist on covering it with syrup? It bemuses and befuddles me.

Anyhow back to kink, I miss the rope thread too. I tend to bunny, though I have rigged a few times. I definitely prefer floor work, i have discovered as a forty something year old, being dangled from the ceiling isn't really my thing.
I will let someone else who has a more, ahem, personal relationship with bacon try to answer your question. You do realize, though, that what we call bacon here is fattier and less meaty than what you call bacon, right?

You're just a youngster; pffft.
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:34 PM   #10
MeekMe
!(◎_◎;)
 
MeekMe's Avatar
 
MeekMe is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,832
Quote:
Originally Posted by bailadora View Post
Wonder Twin powers, activate!

(And I just totally outed my age with that!)
^_^ Form of ice cuffs!

How else was I going to give that a kinky twist?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetdaisymae View Post
Hey
Sorry to have been a bit of a stranger. Must try harder!

I have a burning question. Bacon, why do folks that side of the pond insist on covering it with syrup? It bemuses and befuddles me.

Anyhow back to kink, I miss the rope thread too. I tend to bunny, though I have rigged a few times. I definitely prefer floor work, i have discovered as a forty something year old, being dangled from the ceiling isn't really my thing.
Bacon is a salty tasty treat and adding syrup makes it a sweet and salty tasty treat.

I want to try suspension, but we don't have the equipment or the know-how to safely engage in it. I look forward to getting more rope.
__________________
ψ(`∇ī)ψ
Sometimes, I wish I was an evil genius. Maybe a little taller, too.


There are a lot of ways to do it. How does your relationship work?
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 04:36 PM   #11
Sweetdaisymae
Sadomasochist switch
 
Sweetdaisymae's Avatar
 
Sweetdaisymae is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: England
Posts: 3,213
Hi MWY,

Yes, you fellas use what we call streaky bacon. You don't seem to get the succulent, thick cut, back bacon that I love, anyhoo, what's with the syrup on savoury, it just seems so wrong!

Knives and electro, also good!
__________________
Daisy xxx

Hear me sing
http://www.tunescoop.com/play/313435...difference-mp3

________________
Proud to be owned and collared by Carlos Bee.

Find me on Fetlife as DaisysFloggers
https://fetlife.com/users/2932027

Please do not contact me for "cyber" it does not interest me.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:05 PM   #12
Wild_Honey_66
~the rod whisperer~
 
Wild_Honey_66's Avatar
 
Wild_Honey_66 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: waiting in the wings
Posts: 19,184
*tiptoes in through the back, plops on a pile of Pendleton blankets*

hey
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:08 PM   #13
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wild_Honey_66 View Post
*tiptoes in through the back, plops on a pile of Pendleton blankets*

hey
Hey there. Those Pendletons are warm rascals, aren't they?
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:10 PM   #14
Collar_N_Cuffs
Clink kink
 
Collar_N_Cuffs's Avatar
 
Collar_N_Cuffs is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Wandering, wondering...
Posts: 5,857
I, for one, have never covered my bacon in syrup. Neither has my family, nor any of my friends. Perhaps it's a regional thing? I do like sweet salty (almond and sea salt chocolate bars... yum!) But not my bacon!
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:12 PM   #15
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
I, for one, have never covered my bacon in syrup. Neither has my family, nor any of my friends. Perhaps it's a regional thing? I do like sweet salty (almond and sea salt chocolate bars... yum!) But not my bacon!
This brings me to ask about something I've never tried, but which I hear is widely popular: chicken and waffles. So fried chicken on the same plate as some waffles, and, presumably, involving some syrup. Who likes this?
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:12 PM   #16
Wild_Honey_66
~the rod whisperer~
 
Wild_Honey_66's Avatar
 
Wild_Honey_66 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: waiting in the wings
Posts: 19,184
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee View Post
Hey there. Those Pendletons are warm rascals, aren't they?
mhmm. *nods*

my dad used to work on the railroad. he had several.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:17 PM   #17
Collar_N_Cuffs
Clink kink
 
Collar_N_Cuffs's Avatar
 
Collar_N_Cuffs is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Wandering, wondering...
Posts: 5,857
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee View Post
This brings me to ask about something I've never tried, but which I hear is widely popular: chicken and waffles. So fried chicken on the same plate as some waffles, and, presumably, involving some syrup. Who likes this?
Chicken and waffles is definitely regional... !
I have had a version which is like.. chicken gravy on waffles No syrup. I'm not sure they were doing it right. I have never had the fried kind with syrup. I was with a large group recently. We split up and some went to a restaurant that specialized in the kind you are talking about. Nobody really liked it but it might have just been a crappy restaurant, who knows? We were all strangers in that town.
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:23 PM   #18
LallyH
introverted extrovert
 
LallyH's Avatar
 
LallyH is offline
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Manchester, UK
Posts: 8,798
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee View Post
This brings me to ask about something I've never tried, but which I hear is widely popular: chicken and waffles. So fried chicken on the same plate as some waffles, and, presumably, involving some syrup. Who likes this?
*turns green*

Please tell me you're not serious.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:26 PM   #19
Collar_N_Cuffs
Clink kink
 
Collar_N_Cuffs's Avatar
 
Collar_N_Cuffs is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Wandering, wondering...
Posts: 5,857
Quote:
Originally Posted by LallyH View Post
*turns green*

Please tell me you're not serious.
I'm afraid it's a southern specialty here...
At least, I think it's southern?
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:28 PM   #20
bailadora
We create the dreams.
 
bailadora's Avatar
 
bailadora is offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In his arms
Posts: 3,815
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetdaisymae View Post
I have a burning question. Bacon, why do folks that side of the pond insist on covering it with syrup? It bemuses and befuddles me.
Beats the hell out of me!

I like a mix of sweet and salty (cashews and figs come to mind), but bacon does not fall under that category for me. Neither does ham nor grits, for that matter. When one of my husband's uncles put sugar in his grits, I damn near put a hole in my tongue from biting it! It was all I could do not to wail, 'You're ruining them!"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetdaisymae View Post
Anyhow back to kink, I miss the rope thread too. I tend to bunny, though I have rigged a few times. I definitely prefer floor work, i have discovered as a forty something year old, being dangled from the ceiling isn't really my thing.
I've bunnied a couple of times, but I enjoyed the opportunities I had to rig much more. These days, I don't have opportunity to do either (not counting being my own rope bottom ).

For reasons I can't quite explain, I seem to have an obsession with turning long strands of stringy things into aesthetically pleasing patterns. I guess it's why I like to crochet so much. *high fives Meeks*

Quote:
Originally Posted by MeekMe View Post
^_^ Form of ice cuffs!

How else was I going to give that a kinky twist?
Now THAT could get interesting! *nods*

Um, chicken and waffles. Yes, please. Sans the syrup, though.

ETA: Yes, CnC. It's a Southern thang.
__________________
And yeah, welcome to Dickerotica, where 90% of the men are fapping 24/7. ~ Raw Humor

What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. ~ Lionel, Maid in Manhattan

Experience is what you get when you didnít get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch

This is LIT-erotica, where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase

Swiped from Fire Breeze: my johari window. Curiosity and all that jazz...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Regarding Dirty PMs: Don't bother. Your orgasm is not my problem.

Last edited by bailadora : 01-21-2015 at 05:31 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:29 PM   #21
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Quote:
Originally Posted by LallyH View Post
*turns green*

Please tell me you're not serious.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
I'm afraid it's a southern specialty here...
At least, I think it's southern?
It's especially popular in Chicago, according to Wikipedia.



I should add that I've never tried this (though it's on my short list) and I honestly don't know if people apply maple syrup to the proceedings.
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:36 PM   #22
MeekMe
!(◎_◎;)
 
MeekMe's Avatar
 
MeekMe is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,832
Quote:
Originally Posted by bailadora View Post
For reasons I can't quite explain, I seem to have an obsession with turning long strands of stringy things into aesthetically pleasing patterns. I guess it's why I like to crochet so much. *high fives Meeks*
*high five* I agree, I actually said that same thing to my husband the other night.

As for chicken'n waffles, I have yet to try it. We had this great fried chicken place that served it. Never tried it, but the fried chicken was fantastic. ^_^
__________________
ψ(`∇ī)ψ
Sometimes, I wish I was an evil genius. Maybe a little taller, too.


There are a lot of ways to do it. How does your relationship work?
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 05:58 PM   #23
Curious_in_Cali
~ Cozy chaser ~
 
Curious_in_Cali's Avatar
 
Curious_in_Cali is offline
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Suspended in daydreams
Posts: 16,544
What's this...dirt floors?!


I dig it.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 06:01 PM   #24
midwestyankee
Carefree Spirit Dom
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Land of Lincoln, Drinkin', and Fraud
Posts: 28,331
Quote:
Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali View Post
What's this...dirt floors?!


I dig it.
Glad you stopped by. Wiggle your toes as much as you like.

But, please don't dig too deeply. We might get to drinking later and I wouldn't want any of the guests - you included - to trip in a hole.
__________________
I'm not evil. My mother had me tested.

Please visit Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming Hut and Bondage Barn.

If you or someone you love is fighting cancer, drop by The "Fuck you cancer!" thread today.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Collar_N_Cuffs View Post
Shank, you're a bigger tease than even I can be!
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-21-2015, 06:04 PM   #25
Endless_Night
Make Me....
 
Endless_Night's Avatar
 
Endless_Night is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Arcania
Posts: 2,932
First: Bondage Barn?

Second: Chicken and waffles. Just gross. Bleck.
__________________
Making Ends Meet....
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:37 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.