Old 10-11-2015, 04:18 PM   #1
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I'm biased. I kinda look like this, facial hair and all.

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Old 10-11-2015, 04:19 PM   #2
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Old 10-11-2015, 04:19 PM   #3
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I'm biased. I kinda look like this, facial hair and all.

I refuse to believe this.
*Closes eyes tightly and changes mental picture*
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Old 10-11-2015, 04:19 PM   #4
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Old 10-11-2015, 04:22 PM   #5
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No -- wrong end of your body. The hairy stuff is on those Australian boots you wear. Your face looks perfect.
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Old 10-11-2015, 04:41 PM   #6
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Don't bother. My gag reflex is very sensitive. I don't do blowjobs.
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Old 10-11-2015, 04:56 PM   #7
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Don't bother. My gag reflex is very sensitive. I don't do blowjobs.
Sad considering........

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Old 10-11-2015, 05:00 PM   #8
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Sad considering........

Lol that's funny. More so because it's probably true.
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Don't bother. My gag reflex is very sensitive. I don't do blowjobs.
Are you being serious? No wang in your mouth at all or just deepthroating?

Just curious... and you don't have to answer..
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Old 10-11-2015, 05:03 PM   #10
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Are you being serious? No wang in your mouth at all or just deepthroating?

Just curious... and you don't have to answer..
I'm really bad with penis to mouth scenarios. I'm not a fan and just substitute a vagina most times.
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Sad considering........

I'm the 5%
Well, I'm the whatever percent that wouldn't allow either in their mouth. I hate bananas
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I'm really bad with penis to mouth scenarios. I'm not a fan and just substitute a vagina most times.
Probably shoulda kept my mouth shut about it... sorry
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Old 10-11-2015, 05:25 PM   #13
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I'm biased. I kinda look like this, facial hair and all.

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Old 10-11-2015, 05:29 PM   #14
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Kinda like the teacher I work with. The kids have to bring the bananas to me to peel them. He won't even touch them.
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Don't bother. My gag reflex is very sensitive. I don't do blowjobs.
Then I am the opposite of you. I would rather do them 85% of the time.
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Then I am the opposite of you. I would rather do them 85% of the time.
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hey, panty raider, how ya doin?
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hey, panty raider, how ya doin?
Doin great! Now that I've recovered from Vegas, life is much better.. lol
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Probably shoulda kept my mouth shut about it... sorry
Nah. I just keep mine shut. I started the thread. I just watched this episode and could relate (both with bananas and penii). I'm open about my bj aversion.

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You are hilarious!
Just telling the truth. The eyes are what get me. I make the same eye rolls!!

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I can't quit something I'm so good at...

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Nah. I just keep mine shut. I started the thread. I just watched this episode and could relate (both with bananas and penii). I'm open about my bj aversion.


Just telling the truth. The eyes are what get me. I make the same eye rolls!!


I have a job for you.
What about this?

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This is partly to blame

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But where's the banana?
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But where's the banana?
Boy have bananas, girls have vaginas
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