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I've sent a few emails to Laurel, as suggested on the Literotica Control Panel when you log in, but I've never gotten a single reply. Here's my problem:

I wrote a story a while back. Years ago. And recently I've been writing a sequel, and I wouldn't mind posting it again on Lit. But I'm not happy with the username I used. Being older and wiser now, I'm a little more conscious about internet safety and anonymity, and I'm simply not comfortable with my real first name being attached to my stories at this time.

So I emailed Laurel asking if there was a way to change my username, or if I could make a new account and have my first story moved to that account with all its stats intact.

But I've received no response. :(

I don't wanna post chapter 2 until I figure something out, so I'm kinda stalled at the moment. Is there anyone else I can talk to or email?
 
Look, we don't want authors here. You all are moody and boring. We are interesting and vibrant. You live in a world of Penthouse Letters and mom's hand lotion. We tackle the problems of the world.

We are answers and solutions.

You smell like a porn shop.

There is an author's board someplace on the site. Give that fucker a try.
 
Michael.333 said:
So obviously, we should make it as difficult as possible for new authors to get help or answers to their questions. Good strategy.
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SaintPeter said:
Look, we don't want authors here. You all are moody and boring. We are interesting and vibrant. You live in a world of Penthouse Letters and mom's hand lotion. We tackle the problems of the world.

We are answers and solutions.

You smell like a porn shop.

There is an author's board someplace on the site. Give that fucker a try.
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^ What Pete just said.

Times ten.
 
Or a hundred.

Now that we have that out of the way, what should we do about the Koreas?
 
SaintPeter said:
Look, we don't want authors here. You all are moody and boring. We are interesting and vibrant. You live in a world of Penthouse Letters and mom's hand lotion. We tackle the problems of the world.

We are answers and solutions.

You smell like a porn shop.

There is an author's board someplace on the site. Give that fucker a try.
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That JAMESBJOHNSON d-bag ruined it for them.
 
SaintPeter said:
Look, we don't want authors here. You all are moody and boring. We are interesting and vibrant. You live in a world of Penthouse Letters and mom's hand lotion. We tackle the problems of the world.

We are answers and solutions.

You smell like a porn shop.

There is an author's board someplace on the site. Give that fucker a try.
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Okay, that has me rolling...
 
SaintPeter said:
Look, we don't want authors here. You all are moody and boring. We are interesting and vibrant. You live in a world of Penthouse Letters and mom's hand lotion. We tackle the problems of the world.

We are answers and solutions.

You smell like a porn shop.

There is an author's board someplace on the site. Give that fucker a try.
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Jesus. If someone had just simply said, "you need to post this shit in the author forum" then I'd have done so instead of hanging around here. I didn't see any sort of support forum, and this is the General Board for Literotica as a whole, is it not? I didn't know where I was supposed to post this.

Anyway, thank you for guiding me in the right direction. Even if it took a page of flaming to get there.
 
Michael.333 said:
Jesus. If someone had just simply said, "you need to post this shit in the author forum" then I'd have done so instead of hanging around here. I didn't see any sort of support forum, and this is the General Board for Literotica as a whole, is it not? I didn't know where I was supposed to post this.

Anyway, thank you for guiding me in the right direction. Even if it took a page of flaming to get there.
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See?

Moody and boring.
 
Is lit that difficult to navigate? It's a miracle some people can even get on the internet.
 
SaintPeter said:
Look, we don't want authors here. You all are moody and boring. We are interesting and vibrant. You live in a world of Penthouse Letters and mom's hand lotion. We tackle the problems of the world.

We are answers and solutions.

You smell like a porn shop.

There is an author's board someplace on the site. Give that fucker a try.
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I'm still laughing at this and some of the other posts on this thread. You guys are brutal, but funny as hell. No wonder I can't stay away from this board.
 
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