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Old 01-24-2017, 11:19 PM   #1
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WTF?!? What were they THINKING??

As a perpetually horny, bi-leaning, primarily Str8 M, I troll a lot of porn, looking for (sometimes desperately) hot, stroke-worthy stuff. Inevitably, I come across some vids that are laugh-out-loud hysterical, stupid, or just plain boring, and I find my self going "WTF were they THINKING???" So, I'm starting this thread to have some fun, and see if anyone out there would like to participate. There's a great thread called "Go to video clips," that I've posted to, but I think a thread dedicated to this idea would be a blast. I hope y'all agree! Here's my first offering. All I could think of was "Well SOMEBODY just got some new editing software" Enjoy!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h56f340a33bca0
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Old 01-24-2017, 11:53 PM   #2
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This is great! Loved the TV on...lmao! Will be keeping an eye on this thread.
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:19 AM   #3
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I think str8 men that experience bisex often do it in private. Certainly without a video account. Would be nice to see some though.
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Old 01-25-2017, 04:30 AM   #4
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OMG! This shatters my preconceived ideas and beliefs regarding the male species.

They can :
Fuck
Watch a movie
Watch the cam at the same time!

This is proof man can multitask. They just need desire, motivation, incentive, and tv.
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Old 01-25-2017, 06:12 AM   #5
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LOL that's not a movie. That's Bar Rescue!
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Old 01-25-2017, 06:40 AM   #6
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Socks and hot sauce and clutter...

Towards the end I started thinking of Ed Wood - and Plan 9 from Outer Space - and was wondering when the inflatable octopus would show up.
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Old 01-25-2017, 08:40 AM   #7
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There is a 'great' video on xtube, it's a bi mmf threesome and the description and image look like it's going to be a good video. What actually happens is that the three of them are on the bed playing, the camera falls and focuses on the wall at the side of bed and all you can hear is muffled noises and a tv on loud. Xtube is brilliant for amateur videos like this and the one you posted. Sometimes it's fun just to watch the bad videos and wonder wtf were they thinking
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Old 01-25-2017, 01:08 PM   #8
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There is a 'great' video on xtube, it's a bi mmf threesome and the description and image look like it's going to be a good video. What actually happens is that the three of them are on the bed playing, the camera falls and focuses on the wall at the side of bed and all you can hear is muffled noises and a tv on loud. Xtube is brilliant for amateur videos like this and the one you posted. Sometimes it's fun just to watch the bad videos and wonder wtf were they thinking
it would be totally cool if you could find it and post it!
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Old 01-25-2017, 01:38 PM   #9
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As a perpetually horny, bi-leaning, primarily Str8 M, I troll a lot of porn, looking for (sometimes desperately) hot, stroke-worthy stuff. Inevitably, I come across some vids that are laugh-out-loud hysterical, stupid, or just plain boring, and I find my self going "WTF were they THINKING???" So, I'm starting this thread to have some fun, and see if anyone out there would like to participate. There's a great thread called "Go to video clips," that I've posted to, but I think a thread dedicated to this idea would be a blast. I hope y'all agree! Here's my first offering. All I could think of was "Well SOMEBODY just got some new editing software" Enjoy!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h56f340a33bca0
So glad you started this after our discussion.

So here is one,, I enjoy almost all amateur porn for it's realism but...Christmas trees and chirping birds? LMAO http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h5866b80dd48cd
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Old 01-25-2017, 02:02 PM   #10
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So glad you started this after our discussion.

So here is one,, I enjoy almost all amateur porn for it's realism but...Christmas trees and chirping birds? LMAO http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h5866b80dd48cd
Love it! Plus, the guy looks like he's about 14!
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Old 01-26-2017, 01:24 PM   #11
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Latest find: a mmf bi-sex epic. LMFAO!! Find you favorite line in this one....

http://www.txxx.com/videos/2878587/b...k/?promo=10306
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Old 01-26-2017, 01:32 PM   #12
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OT: it is always fun to find these PG threads that draw folks you don't see regularly on the PG. Refreshing
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Old 01-26-2017, 01:33 PM   #13
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Latest find: a mmf bi-sex epic. LMFAO!! Find you favorite line in this one....

http://www.txxx.com/videos/2878587/b...k/?promo=10306
I am lost for words. Concept was kinda hot but all parties were just not very sexual...

A Good WTF film
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Old 01-27-2017, 10:33 AM   #14
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h57fb2f6fb9d09

Seriously I can't figure this out on any level! WTF?
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Old 01-27-2017, 04:42 PM   #15
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h57fb2f6fb9d09

Seriously I can't figure this out on any level! WTF?
Oh my FUCKING GOD!! THIS vid needs to win and award for SOMETHING...not quite sure what....Holy crap...
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Old 01-27-2017, 09:01 PM   #16
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So glad you started this after our discussion.

So here is one,, I enjoy almost all amateur porn for it's realism but...Christmas trees and chirping birds? LMAO http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h5866b80dd48cd
love this vid, a beautiful couple, nice little tits, nice feet, a bald pussy and a beautiful dick!!!
for me, the only thing missing is some sexy lingerie !!!

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Old 01-30-2017, 02:48 PM   #17
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LMFAO....Hot babe, I mean really hot, but she's facesitting a TEDDY BEAR....yes, you read that right....

http://www.xvideos.com/video21528515..._-_go2cams.com
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Old 01-30-2017, 02:49 PM   #18
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OMG! This shatters my preconceived ideas and beliefs regarding the male species.

They can :
Fuck
Watch a movie
Watch the cam at the same time!

This is proof man can multitask. They just need desire, motivation, incentive, and tv.
As ashamed as I am to admit this, I did once get caught up in a TV show whilst making love to my girlfriend.

(Blackadder, if it helps.)
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Old 02-09-2017, 02:37 PM   #19
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h586c0d3a45652

The orgasm face and expressions on this chic are classic!
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Old 02-09-2017, 06:18 PM   #20
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h586c0d3a45652

The orgasm face and expressions on this chic are classic!
LMFAO! Priceless. What a waste of celluloid; when it started I was "Holy shit! Those babes are the hottest I've seen in quite some time. Then, nothing! the MILF does NOTHING, just sits there, bored. And it was PAINFUL watching the redhead get boned, not only her "cumming face" but they show the guy ramming into her and she's dry as the fucking Sahara Desert. Totally painful to watch. I really felt for the guy. Surprised his cock wasn't in shreds!
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Old 02-10-2017, 01:11 PM   #21
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LMFAO! Priceless. What a waste of celluloid; when it started I was "Holy shit! Those babes are the hottest I've seen in quite some time. Then, nothing! the MILF does NOTHING, just sits there, bored. And it was PAINFUL watching the redhead get boned, not only her "cumming face" but they show the guy ramming into her and she's dry as the fucking Sahara Desert. Totally painful to watch. I really felt for the guy. Surprised his cock wasn't in shreds!
Agree! What was with the milf just watching? She could have made it so much hotter.
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Old 02-10-2017, 01:21 PM   #22
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Agree! What was with the milf just watching? She could have made it so much hotter.
"Hey Trixi? Can you work tomorrow?" "Tomorrow? Ah shit, I got a headache and it's that time of the month." "DAMN! We really need you in the mother/daughter series. Tell you what, just show up, and we'll figure something out." "meh...alright, but I really feel like shit..."
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Old 02-13-2017, 12:37 PM   #23
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h587aefc551060

Ok here is an interesting foray into the verified amateurs of pornhub. I may be getting older but jeez! Clean up the room a little! The concept is good and it is very humorous that they went to wal-mart!
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Old 02-13-2017, 12:41 PM   #24
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http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos...boyfriend.html

Ok to me this came off rather awkward. I just couldn't end up believing she was into it. She did not pull off the role, in my opinion.

Good effort though.
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Old 02-13-2017, 01:24 PM   #25
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http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos...boyfriend.html

Ok to me this came off rather awkward. I just couldn't end up believing she was into it. She did not pull off the role, in my opinion.

Good effort though.
LMFAO! Geez and what are they, like, 16? Guy couldn't even get it up for most of it....
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