Old 11-11-2013, 03:20 AM   #64201
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Well.... I tend to not follow....

So, yes. Yes to the dog pile!
I'm pretty sure you will be wanting me to sit this one out and watch from the sidelines!
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:21 AM   #64202
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Its hard to tell when you are looking in a mirror...And my arms aren't long enough for using a tape measure.
Your robot arms would be....
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:21 AM   #64203
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:21 AM   #64204
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Its hard to tell when you are looking in a mirror...And my arms aren't long enough for using a tape measure.
Just stack three liquor stores on top of each other, and then walk through the door.
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:22 AM   #64205
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:23 AM   #64206
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Aww....way to be a fun-sucker...er...wait...
*snickers then...* Gah! *is rolled over on*

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You know if you're at the bottom of the pile you're fine, right?
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:23 AM   #64207
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Just stack three liquor stores on top of each other, and then walk through the door.
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:24 AM   #64208
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How about we all gather around and have a plate of cookies and bacon?
I'm with this guy.

As long as there's Jack.

Will there also be Jack?
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:25 AM   #64209
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:25 AM   #64210
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:25 AM   #64211
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*snickers then...* Gah! *is rolled over on*



You know if you're at the bottom of the pile you're fine, right?
I could stand to be underneath, looking up.

Something of mine isn't just *looking* up either...
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:25 AM   #64212
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*tackles the Fish.....
.... gets wet......
doesn't care*
A well placed tackle is something to appreciate, even if one's stuffing is knocked out of them.

Unless it's at the taxidermist

Try typing "taxidermist" when you've had a few beers!

 

Old 11-11-2013, 03:26 AM   #64213
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I see what you did there...
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:26 AM   #64214
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I could stand to be underneath, looking up.

Something of mine isn't just *looking* up either...
Oh, I know what you mean.


Your nose will be up in the air, so you'll also be sniffing up.
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:27 AM   #64215
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Your nose will be up in the air, so you'll also be sniffing up.
Not ^Quite^ what I was thinking of.....But well thought... !
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:28 AM   #64216
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A well placed tackle is something to appreciate, even if one's stuffing is knocked out of them.

Unless it's at the taxidermist

Try typing "taxidermist" when you've had a few beers!

How about "taxidermist's taxonomy tax" after a fifth of Tanqueray and tonic?
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In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

 

Old 11-11-2013, 03:28 AM   #64217
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:29 AM   #64218
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:30 AM   #64219
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Nooo.... not that Jack.
He scares me.

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Jack Daniels?
Damn skippy.

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A well placed tackle is something to appreciate, even if one's stuffing is knocked out of them.

Unless it's at the taxidermist

Try typing "taxidermist" when you've had a few beers!

*tries to put all the stuffing back in him*

Try typing anything when you haven't slept in about 20 hours and you've had a few too many Alabama Slammers.

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I see what you did there...
*snickers*

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*snickers more*
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:32 AM   #64221
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You're a better man than me, fr33ks33k-ster!!!

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Old 11-11-2013, 03:32 AM   #64222
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In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

 

Old 11-11-2013, 03:32 AM   #64223
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:33 AM   #64224
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All that alliteration is making my head spin
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Something's gotta give...and if it's not my spine it will surely be my spirit. I only pray the splinters will shatter in such a way that every passerby takes a second to revel in my wreckage....

In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

 

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