Old 01-04-2013, 08:50 AM   #54351
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For a guy who is too tired to "wank" he sure is busy.
Maybe that's why he's too tired!


Also, a steam-powered vibrator sounds both dangerous, and cumbersome.
 

Old 01-04-2013, 08:56 AM   #54352
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Oh, who are we kidding? Neither did I.
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Of all the ways I can imagine you describing it, "wank one out" wasn't one of them.
-curls up in a fit of giggles-

Yes.. the recently used expression was just... handy.


Oddly enough... it was to tell my mother not to do so..




Yeah.. I cant leave that hang in the air all by itself.

She has her elbow wrapped right now.
Sister told her she shouldnt be moving her arm.
I corrected her by saying, "No, she should be moving it."
Sister countered with, "Well not this much."
Me: "well as long as shes not wankin one out with that arms she should be fine with whatever she's doing."
Sis: "uh, I'd hope not. At least not NOW"
--insert more than two people laughing--
Mind you, I was down the hall and only overhearing/interjecting in the conversation. Not realizing that sisters boy friend and grandpa were also in the living room.
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:56 AM   #54353
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:57 AM   #54354
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Maybe that's why he's too tired!


Also, a steam-powered vibrator sounds both dangerous, and cumbersome.
-shudders-

FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:01 AM   #54355
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-shudders-

FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
Another...?
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:02 AM   #54356
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-nods-


-curls up in a fit of giggles-

Yes.. the recently used expression was just... handy.


Oddly enough... it was to tell my mother not to do so..




Yeah.. I cant leave that hang in the air all by itself.

She has her elbow wrapped right now.
Sister told her she shouldnt be moving her arm.
I corrected her by saying, "No, she should be moving it."
Sister countered with, "Well not this much."
Me: "well as long as shes not wankin one out with that arms she should be fine with whatever she's doing."
Sis: "uh, I'd hope not. At least not NOW"
--insert more than two people laughing--
Mind you, I was down the hall and only overhearing/interjecting in the conversation. Not realizing that sisters boy friend and grandpa were also in the living room.
*laughs*

I feel like my mom wouldn't even be sure what it meant if I told her not to wank one out. And if true, I am eternally grateful for that.
 

Old 01-04-2013, 09:03 AM   #54357
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-shudders-

FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
*tilt* Another accident?




...though I'll say that fucking all that does seem to be most of the point.
 

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Another...?
YES... fucking christ..

-sighs-

The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.
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*laughs*

I feel like my mom wouldn't even be sure what it meant if I told her not to wank one out. And if true, I am eternally grateful for that.
Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.

I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:08 AM   #54359
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:20 AM   #54360
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YES... fucking christ..

-sighs-

The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.


Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.

I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
Yikes.


Though, you do use the hell out of those things, don't you? Graveyard for them and all?



Yeah, my mom and I would both just up and die if a conversation like that somehow happened. I think mine still wants to think I'm a virgin.
 

Old 01-04-2013, 09:21 AM   #54361
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YES... fucking christ..

-sighs-

The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.


Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.

I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
Niiiiccceee....
I'm still freaking over my mom reading 50 shades... and telling me she liked it. And she's reading it to understand why he's a sadist. *facepalm*
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:23 AM   #54362
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:38 AM   #54363
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Yikes.


Though, you do use the hell out of those things, don't you? Graveyard for them and all?
um... No? i only have one that would be deserving of a funeral. It's not dead yet.
thought... papasmurf..and.. ok. well yes I use them... but..

i'll shuddup now.

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Ahahahhaha... Not here.. The only time I hold my tongue is when pet names in relationships is mentioned.. or.. more extreme kinks. moms anti BDSM but serverly bent in the head.
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Niiiiccceee....
I'm still freaking over my mom reading 50 shades... and telling me she liked it. And she's reading it to understand why he's a sadist. *facepalm*
LOL I think my mom would start screaming at the book if she read it.
That is not how it works at all.. that's abuse not.. what the fuck are you people reading.
I swear. I really think she'd toss the book in traffic.
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:39 AM   #54364
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:44 AM   #54365
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Damn, M13.

Shivers.
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That's not the first time Ive heard that.
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That's not the first time Ive heard that.
You've heard it more than once??
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:12 PM   #54372
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Send me some info we can talk about it.
 

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