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01-04-2013, 07:50 AM
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The alien thing
Scuttle Buttin' is offline
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Originally Posted by Miss_Vivi
For a guy who is too tired to "wank" he sure is busy.
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Maybe that's why he's too tired!
Also, a steam-powered vibrator sounds both dangerous, and cumbersome.
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01-04-2013, 07:56 AM
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Twin sins
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Oh, who are we kidding? Neither did I.
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-nods-
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Of all the ways I can imagine you describing it, "wank one out" wasn't one of them.
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-curls up in a fit of giggles-
Yes.. the recently used expression was just... handy.
Oddly enough... it was to tell my mother not to do so..
Yeah.. I cant leave that hang in the air all by itself.
She has her elbow wrapped right now.
Sister told her she shouldnt be moving her arm.
I corrected her by saying, "No, she should be moving it."
Sister countered with, "Well not this much."
Me: "well as long as shes not wankin one out with that arms she should be fine with whatever she's doing."
Sis: "uh, I'd hope not. At least not NOW"
--insert more than two people laughing--
Mind you, I was down the hall and only overhearing/interjecting in the conversation. Not realizing that sisters boy friend and grandpa were also in the living room.
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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-04-2013, 07:56 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I hate waking up.
Boo!
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01-04-2013, 07:57 AM
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Twin sins
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Maybe that's why he's too tired!
Also, a steam-powered vibrator sounds both dangerous, and cumbersome.
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-shudders-
FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-04-2013, 08:01 AM
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a lecherous old bastard
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Originally Posted by Nina327
-shudders-
FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
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01-04-2013, 08:02 AM
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The alien thing
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Originally Posted by Nina327
-nods-
-curls up in a fit of giggles-
Yes.. the recently used expression was just... handy.
Oddly enough... it was to tell my mother not to do so..
Yeah.. I cant leave that hang in the air all by itself.
She has her elbow wrapped right now.
Sister told her she shouldnt be moving her arm.
I corrected her by saying, "No, she should be moving it."
Sister countered with, "Well not this much."
Me: "well as long as shes not wankin one out with that arms she should be fine with whatever she's doing."
Sis: "uh, I'd hope not. At least not NOW"
--insert more than two people laughing--
Mind you, I was down the hall and only overhearing/interjecting in the conversation. Not realizing that sisters boy friend and grandpa were also in the living room.
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*laughs*
I feel like my mom wouldn't even be sure what it meant if I told her not to wank one out. And if true, I am eternally grateful for that.
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01-04-2013, 08:03 AM
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The alien thing
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Originally Posted by Nina327
-shudders-
FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
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*tilt* Another accident?
...though I'll say that fucking all that does seem to be most of the point.
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01-04-2013, 08:08 AM
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Twin sins
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Originally Posted by marauder13
Another...?
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YES... fucking christ..
-sighs-
The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
*laughs*
I feel like my mom wouldn't even be sure what it meant if I told her not to wank one out. And if true, I am eternally grateful for that.
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Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.
I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-04-2013, 08:08 AM
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*~* Spellbound *~*
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ALT ~ Then a gingerbread house to follow.
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01-04-2013, 08:20 AM
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The alien thing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nina327
YES... fucking christ..
-sighs-
The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.
Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.
I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
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Yikes.
Though, you do use the hell out of those things, don't you? Graveyard for them and all?
Yeah, my mom and I would both just up and die if a conversation like that somehow happened. I think mine still wants to think I'm a virgin.
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01-04-2013, 08:21 AM
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Voraciously Vivacious
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nina327
YES... fucking christ..
-sighs-
The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.
Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.
I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
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Niiiiccceee....
I'm still freaking over my mom reading 50 shades... and telling me she liked it. And she's reading it to understand why he's a sadist. *facepalm* |
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01-04-2013, 08:23 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Cocoa
Hot bath
Work.
I dont wanna.
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01-04-2013, 08:38 AM
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Twin sins
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Yikes.
Though, you do use the hell out of those things, don't you? Graveyard for them and all?
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um... No? i only have one that would be deserving of a funeral. It's not dead yet.
thought... papasmurf..and.. ok. well yes I use them... but..
i'll shuddup now.
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Yeah, my mom and I would both just up and die if a conversation like that somehow happened. I think mine still wants to think I'm a virgin.
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Ahahahhaha... Not here.. The only time I hold my tongue is when pet names in relationships is mentioned.. or.. more extreme kinks. moms anti BDSM but serverly bent in the head.
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Originally Posted by Miss_Vivi
Niiiiccceee....
I'm still freaking over my mom reading 50 shades... and telling me she liked it. And she's reading it to understand why he's a sadist. *facepalm*
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LOL I think my mom would start screaming at the book if she read it.
That is not how it works at all.. that's abuse not.. what the fuck are you people reading.
I swear. I really think she'd toss the book in traffic.
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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin
Last edited by Nina327 : 01-04-2013 at 09:03 AM.
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01-04-2013, 08:39 AM
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Bad, Bad Kitty.
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Damn, M13.
Shivers.
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01-04-2013, 08:44 AM
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Twin sins
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Damn, M13.
Shivers.
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-looks around-
That's not the first time Ive heard that.
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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-04-2013, 09:04 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
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01-04-2013, 09:28 AM
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01-04-2013, 09:44 AM
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a lecherous old bastard
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-looks around-
That's not the first time Ive heard that.
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You've heard it more than once?? |
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01-04-2013, 09:44 AM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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My mother knew since I was 7 I was going to have an... Interesting future.
Barbies tied to various things in the house...
Then found my sketch book when I was 17.
Yeeeeaaaah....
Ha.
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01-04-2013, 01:44 PM
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Laughing at the fools
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Lt:
Hmmmm. Maybe I should work late night radio if my voice is what they say it is.
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01-04-2013, 01:46 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Lt:
Hmmmm. Maybe I should work late night radio if my voice is what they say it is.
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Help me with my internet station.
*nods*
Say whatever naughtiness you want.
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01-04-2013, 02:12 PM
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Laughing at the fools
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Help me with my internet station.
*nods*
Say whatever naughtiness you want.
Dirty self help radio? Sounds a plan to me.
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Send me some info we can talk about it.
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01-04-2013, 03:34 PM
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Twin sins
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You've heard it more than once??
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Yes, absolutely.. From several of your co-writers.
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Lt:
Hmmmm. Maybe I should work late night radio if my voice is what they say it is.
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-nods nods-
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01-04-2013, 05:06 PM
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Twin sins
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I should add another warning label.
Text Speak makes my ladyboner shrivel, runaway, and die.
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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-04-2013, 05:41 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Last Thought
The house is silent.
I owe for two more stories and then finally the email bit.
I miss my twin.
I love this book. (Light Music)
I wish i could write like that.
Concentration.
It is needed.
Oooo Monster.
YUM.
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