Old 12-07-2012, 02:01 AM   #49551
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:04 AM   #49552
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fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!!

why won't the words come??????
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:04 AM   #49553
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So.... finally my story went up for the contest. It may not be your cup of tea. I hope you guys like it (as friends) but if you're not into it, I understand. Either way, whoever wants to vote for me would be much appreciated. (Vote by pressing 5 stars at the bottom. Doesn't hurt if you also favorite the story. It took a long time to get it up so I am way late in the game (contest opened 4 weeks ago)

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:04 AM   #49554
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..... would not help much if the house was on fire.
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:08 AM   #49555
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..... would not help much if the house was on fire.
True.

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:09 AM   #49556
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subject matter might gross you out! but that's what I LOVE about lit. there's something for everyone and we're so accepting in the categories of everything, save for illegal stuff (like underage kids and animals)

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:13 AM   #49557
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:14 AM   #49558
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subject matter might gross you out! but that's what I LOVE about lit. there's something for everyone and we're so accepting in the categories of everything, save for illegal stuff (like underage kids and animals)

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:15 AM   #49559
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fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!!

why won't the words come??????
they wont cum because you havnt licked them enough.

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..... would not help much if the house was on fire.
-snickers-

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True.

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ok... might be time to medicate and find unconsciousness.
's the tip of his nose.

I'd offer to kiss the ouchies away.. but holy fuck, I so dont have the time or energy for that!
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:17 AM   #49560
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they wont cum because you havnt licked them enough.

go ahead.. say i'm wrong.


-snickers-


's the tip of his nose.

I'd offer to kiss the ouchies away.. but holy fuck, I so dont have the time or energy for that!
-Laughs-

You are better off with the cranial saw and the electrified needles, I think.
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:18 AM   #49561
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Anyway! I gotta get to bed but appreciate all the votes I can get Shouldnt have taken so long writing it and get it posted! Damn my attention to detail.
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:20 AM   #49562
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:25 AM   #49563
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finally, friday is going to be here...
*runs in and begs*

zyness please smack me until the blankness is filled with something other than nonsense...

I wanna write!!!
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:28 AM   #49564
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True.

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ok... might be time to medicate and find unconsciousness.
*grabs massage oil*
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*runs in and begs*

zyness please smack me until the blankness is filled with something other than nonsense...

I wanna write!!!
Ahh!

Uhh...

Umm...

*pokes Luna's arm* take that!



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Old 12-07-2012, 02:32 AM   #49566
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Ahh!

Uhh...

Umm...

*pokes Luna's arm* take that!



I can't do it!

*grabs a zyness by her pretty hair*

NO

*head shake*

like THIS...

*reaches round with one small and and slaps a pretty Z booty, hard enough to echo through out the thread*

SEE??

now you try...

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:34 AM   #49567
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*grabs massage oil*


Melts a little...ok a lot

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*grabs a zyness by her pretty hair*

NO

*head shake*

like THIS...

*reaches round with one small and and slaps a pretty Z booty, hard enough to echo through out the thread*

SEE??

now you try...

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:34 AM   #49568
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NO

*head shake*

like THIS...

*reaches round with one small and and slaps a pretty Z booty, hard enough to echo through out the thread*

SEE??

now you try...

*giggles and squeals with the slap*

Ohhh... well.... *gets extremely shy*

I could tickle you instead?
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:37 AM   #49569
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Melts a little...ok a lot



Oozes over in puddle form to lick a pretty wolf in a few places to get the juices flowing
*grins* NOT helping...

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*giggles and squeals with the slap*

Ohhh... well.... *gets extremely shy*

I could tickle you instead?
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Iz it gonna be NEKKID tickling???
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Iz it gonna be NEKKID tickling???
*nudges* Of course!!

Is there any other kind?
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*nudges* Of course!!

Is there any other kind?
*grins*

oh HELL yeah...

*starts getting nekkid*






























*remembers that she is STILL at work*



































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oh HELL yeah...

*starts getting nekkid*
*remembers that she is STILL at work*
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zyness please smack me until the blankness is filled with something other than nonsense...

I wanna write!!!
So, Ms Luna, would you like something along these lines?

Reaches over and takes hold of the back of Luna's neck, just below the skull, using some pressure to bend her at the hip, keeping her back straight, and more horizontal than vertical. The right hand then lands on her rear with a resounding crack. After a moment or two, Ms Luna is restored to a fully upright position.

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*kisses yer nose*

Thank you z-ness for not yelling at me and telling me to get lost...

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So, Ms Luna, would you like something along these lines?

Reaches over and takes hold of the back of Luna's neck, just below the skull, using some pressure to bend her at the hip, keeping her back straight, and more horizontal than vertical. The right hand then lands on her rear with a resounding crack. After a moment or two, Ms Luna is restored to a fully upright position.

Was that more like what you had in mind?
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