Old 10-06-2012, 04:23 PM   #41376
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hhhhmmmpf.

Maybe I can use my tax ID... and buy bulk wholesale.
I will be Gargamel with boxes of smurfs.

Then again, I'd have to resell some as art to use the tax ID in compliance with the business licence.

Sounds like a pain in the twat and far to similar to iron dildos.

~O.o~

gah. I dont have an iron cunt what the hell are people thinking..

-sniffs and cries-

All I want is an indestructible squishy smurf.




or penis... penis would be good.

-nods and wanders away singing the penis song-

I'm sorry, but has it occurred to you that the issues you are having are related to improper smurf-usage?
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:30 PM   #41377
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I think there is a law against that.
 

Old 10-06-2012, 04:32 PM   #41378
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I think there is a law against that.
Probably. Smurfs are strictly for anal usage.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:37 PM   #41379
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Probably. Smurfs are strictly for anal usage.
Stop. My inner child feels so violated.
 

Old 10-06-2012, 05:25 PM   #41380
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:15 PM   #41382
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*whimper*

Nina just made my head hurt.

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I don't know why. It made perfect sense to me.

*Offers DW an Asprin*
seeeeeeeeee!
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I'm sorry, but has it occurred to you that the issues you are having are related to improper smurf-usage?
I cannot help nor would I help the situation at all if I could!
I frankly like the fact that my girly bits dont like giving toys back without a fight.
Keeps somethings secure and makes other things squeal (or equivalent).
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Probably. Smurfs are strictly for anal usage.
....................... You are confusing Smurfs with those 7 dirty cave diggers again!

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Stop. My inner child feels so violated.
Whats her name, this way, next time, we can really fucker up.
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I'm confused. Are we teaming up to violate any pretty bit of flesh we can get our hands on?
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:31 PM   #41384
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I'm confused. Are we teaming up to violate any pretty bit of flesh we can get our hands on?
always.
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always.
You gotta TELL me these things!
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You gotta TELL me these things!
I thought.... I thought that was a given. Like an always-always kinda thing.

sheesh.
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I thought.... I thought that was a given. Like an always-always kinda thing.

sheesh.

mmmmm


LT: back to class.

I don't like to assume.
Can we do that little tart Neko next?
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:45 PM   #41389
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Whats her name, this way, next time, we can really fucker up.
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I'm confused. Are we teaming up to violate any pretty bit of flesh we can get our hands on?
Wai- Wha- Who?

*wraps her inner child up in a blanket to keep her safe and innocent.*
 

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I thought.... I thought that was a given. Like an always-always kinda thing.

sheesh.

mmmmm


LT: back to class.
Is in her lap, purring softly, eyes closing .



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I don't like to assume.
Can we do that little tart Neko next?
Ears perk up, biting her lip.
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Wai- Wha- Who?

*wraps her inner child up in a blanket to keep her safe and innocent.*
-gigglpurrs-
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*wraps her inner child up in a blanket to keep her safe and innocent.*
Shhh...we'll fix that
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Ears perk up, biting her lip.
Nono...biting lips is my job.
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LT: ohhhh... that was a fun conversation with my little sister.

While studying classical conditioning, operant conditioning... and reading a FB meme...

THe subject of cuming on command came up.

Oh... the eyes of the innocent when they learn of what can be learned...
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LT: ohhhh... that was a fun conversation with my little sister.

While studying classical conditioning, operant conditioning... and reading a FB meme...

THe subject of cuming on command came up.

Oh... the eyes of the innocent when they learn of what can be learned...
I've never been a believer.
(I wanna...but...)
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:59 PM   #41396
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I've never been a believer.
(I wanna...but...)
The very simplest explanation...

If you believe it can happen.. it can be done.

If you dont.. then it cant.


Similarly to being hypnotised. Takes conditional susceptibility and willingness.
With a hint or more of positive reinforcement.
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While studying classical conditioning, operant conditioning... and reading a FB meme...

THe subject of cuming on command came up.

Oh... the eyes of the innocent when they learn of what can be learned...


<.<


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The very simplest explanation...

If you believe it can happen.. it can be done.

If you dont.. then it cant.


Similarly to being hypnotised. Takes conditional susceptibility and willingness.
With a hint or more of positive reinforcement.
Soooooooooooooooo much work.
blah.
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Soooooooooooooooo much work.
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lazy cunt.
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