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Old 08-29-2010, 06:08 AM   #1
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"I Miss Eating Pussy"

If Lit had a "Loving Husbands" category, this one would fit it:

During courtship and early marriage, H learned how to give great head to W. For some reason, they stopped. Yeah, ladies, I know...unlikely - maybe a medical reason? Or because she won't return the favour, and thinks its unfair if she gets head and he doesn't?

One day, hubby mumbles "I miss eating pussy" in front of one of wife's friends - again, why is so far unclear.

Friend says "so why don't you..."

H says "because W doesn't..."

W, overhearing says, "No, my dear, she means why don't you just eat her... and why don't you?"

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Old 08-29-2010, 05:56 PM   #2
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Okay, so I couldn't resist.

My dad lives with a Vietnamese girl MY age. (No, she's not my mom, dad and mom are divorced.) He lives in France, and I went there and he and his... his... okay, she's on the books as his "personal assistant." Anyway, she doesn't speak any English, but she and I both speak French, so we get along famously.

So dad took us to this conference. He's a currency trader, and the conference was for Vietnamese clients. There were a lot of speeches. Anyway, this one poor girl, she gets up and introduces herself and my dad's P.A. bursts out laughing.

She was trying to say her name in Vietnamese, I guess...

But what the Vietnamese-speakers heard, was "I Ms. Eating Pussy."

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Old 08-30-2010, 02:31 AM   #3
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This topic brings up an interesting discussion point: Do men eat pussy because they really like eating pussy? Or because they really like pleasing their woman who likes having her pussy eaten?

A very similar question could also be asked: Do women suck cock because they really like sucking cock? Or because they like pleasing their man who likes having his cock sucked?

We'll probably never knew either answer, but it is worth pondering.
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:48 AM   #4
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This topic brings up an interesting discussion point: Do men eat pussy because they really like eating pussy? Or because they really like pleasing their woman who likes having her pussy eaten?

A very similar question could also be asked: Do women suck cock because they really like sucking cock? Or because they like pleasing their man who likes having his cock sucked?

We'll probably never knew either answer, but it is worth pondering.
I know in my case there's few things I like better...
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:37 AM   #5
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This topic brings up an interesting discussion point: Do men eat pussy because they really like eating pussy? Or because they really like pleasing their woman who likes having her pussy eaten?
The first part of what I am going to say is not fact but what I think.

This is some of what I have learned over my 45 years of life. I do think I have a good understanding of women because I love them so much. My wife is my number one best friend and I listen to her. I have know men that I have had no respect for because of the way they talk about their wife or girlfriends.

Through out my life I have know a hand full of women that I would say I was good friends with. We would talk about life issues over the years. The biggest issue is the driving need to have children it kind of takes hold and makes some women have a feeling of emptiness when they can't complete this task.

I feel that understanding the basic needs of a women has helped me to understand myself and why I am driven by pussy.

I love pussy and think about pussy all the time it is all I want to think about. I think this goes back to the same need that some women have. The driving need to have children. I feel that procreation is designed into us in many ways to help keep us re populating the world.

I no longer feel bad about the way I feel about pussy and that it controls me so much. I like to eat pussy because it pleases me.

sorry I went on but as you know this is a subject that is close to my hart. lol
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:44 AM   #6
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Loving Husbands.....I thinks it's becoming an epidemic!

I pride myself on being a good fuck. I always have. I have taken the female ability to know what a man needs and when he needs it, honed it, nurtured it and got it down to a science for the most part. I have noticed that there seems to be more and more men who are not getting all (anything) they need from their wives. The wives would call me the whore, and maybe they're right. I just know that most men deserve more than they receive.

I think enjoying giving oral sex depends on the person. I like nothing better than to have a strong hand tangled in my hair, hearing something like "Oh God baby I'm gonna cum". I love the way a sizable hard cock feels in my mouth. I also so know women who will not even entertain the idea of giving head. I like both knowing that I'm making him feel good and the taste and the feel of it. I know I'm the oddball, that I'll never be a "normal" woman. But I'm not stopping anytime soon

"Come inside the show's about to start"...great reference CarnEvil9!
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So, carney, there appears to be enough of an air of versimmlitude to justify the story idea.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:10 AM   #8
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What a great word!
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:25 AM   #9
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What a great word!
except I think I misspelled it. at one time, I could spell. spell checker ruined that. hope Lit Forums next upgrade builds one in.
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Old 08-30-2010, 11:42 AM   #10
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except I think I misspelled it. at one time, I could spell. spell checker ruined that. hope Lit Forums next upgrade builds one in.
You can add it to your browser. I use Chrome, which has spell-check built in already.
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Old 08-30-2010, 02:05 PM   #11
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Re: "I Miss Eating Pussy"

So do I.
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Old 08-30-2010, 02:12 PM   #12
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So do I.
Im saure your fiance would love to watch... which might be a more conventional version of the story, I guess...seeming straight laced wife of say 5 years, one day, seeing a girl/girl scene on some cable movie, sighs "I Miss Eating Pussy..."

hubby: " WTF????"
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Old 08-30-2010, 02:26 PM   #13
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LOL I'm sure "what the fuck?" would be his reply if he's clueless.
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LOL I'm sure "what the fuck?" would be his reply if he's clueless.
In my hypothetical, he believed wifey to be totally straight until that moment...
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Old 08-30-2010, 02:56 PM   #15
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I think that would be a great element.
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Thread title needs a comma after the I and an oath to follow the rest.
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:46 PM   #17
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except I think I misspelled it. at one time, I could spell. spell checker ruined that. hope Lit Forums next upgrade builds one in.
I have a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It planely marks for my re view
Miss takes I ken knot sea

I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your pleas to no
It's let her perfect in its weigh
My checker tolled me sew

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Old 09-03-2010, 05:17 PM   #18
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There, they're, their. Knot awl spell checkers ore maid the same weigh.
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Old 09-07-2010, 08:19 PM   #19
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So, I am currently working on a story... Which means that I am not going to "overload" myself/my brain like I did in the past. However, I do think that sometime in the future I may just have to write a "I miss eating pussy." ; "What the fuck?!" story.

I think it's a cute idea and my mind sees it as either a newlywed couple or a well seasoned couple. How/why they're watching porn together I am not sure yet; however, "they" (she?) are (is) straightlaced. They have "basic" missionary-style sex. Perhaps little to no foreplay. Certainly no oral. Either way. Et cetra.

So, they're watching the porn and all of a sudden she blurts out, "I miss eating pussy."

Assuming/thinking that his wife will get pissed off when the lesbian scene starts he's worried until he hears her words. Which causes him to say, "What the fuck?!"
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This topic brings up an interesting discussion point: Do men eat pussy because they really like eating pussy? Or because they really like pleasing their woman who likes having her pussy eaten?

A very similar question could also be asked: Do women suck cock because they really like sucking cock? Or because they like pleasing their man who likes having his cock sucked?

We'll probably never knew either answer, but it is worth pondering.
I can tell you that my man loves eating pussy because he really likes eating pussy. I had never had that experience before and he begged me for two years to let him go down on me. Well I finally gave him what he wanted and he said he likes eating me as much if not better than getting a blow job. I gotta say IM NOT COMPLAINING!
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So, I am currently working on a story... Which means that I am not going to "overload" myself/my brain like I did in the past. However, I do think that sometime in the future I may just have to write a "I miss eating pussy." ; "What the fuck?!" story.

I think it's a cute idea and my mind sees it as either a newlywed couple or a well seasoned couple. How/why they're watching porn together I am not sure yet; however, "they" (she?) are (is) straightlaced. They have "basic" missionary-style sex. Perhaps little to no foreplay. Certainly no oral. Either way. Et cetra.

So, they're watching the porn and all of a sudden she blurts out, "I miss eating pussy."

Assuming/thinking that his wife will get pissed off when the lesbian scene starts he's worried until he hears her words. Which causes him to say, "What the fuck?!"
I like it so far...
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Old 09-08-2010, 11:30 AM   #22
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I don’t know why….but reading this thread I can’t get True Blood out of my mind….

First, Anna Paquin is dating (or did they get married) to Stephen Moyer. Anna is bi. So on set I’m sure that they will play this out.

Second Anna is having some drama with Eric (Alexander).

I’m not sure who else Anna is been flirting with or in bed with….I’m a little behind (still on season 2)

I would love to see a “eating pussy” with the vampire queen!
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:59 AM   #23
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I don’t know why….but reading this thread I can’t get True Blood out of my mind….

First, Anna Paquin is dating (or did they get married) to Stephen Moyer. Anna is bi. So on set I’m sure that they will play this out.

Second Anna is having some drama with Eric (Alexander).

I’m not sure who else Anna is been flirting with or in bed with….I’m a little behind (still on season 2)

I would love to see a “eating pussy” with the vampire queen!
I don't watch true Blood, but I'd do AP in a flash... or just watch...
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This topic brings up an interesting discussion point: Do men eat pussy because they really like eating pussy? Or because they really like pleasing their woman who likes having her pussy eaten?

A very similar question could also be asked: Do women suck cock because they really like sucking cock? Or because they like pleasing their man who likes having his cock sucked?

We'll probably never knew either answer, but it is worth pondering.
As with any other question, it depends on the person. Speaking for myself, I truly love eating pussy. I suppose maybe it touches my sub side just a little, but having my tongue in and on the pussy of an appreciative recipient is just the best.

The same goes for the women I have been with--some view giving head as a chore or obligation and some truly love doing it and are disappointed if they don't get a creamy reward at the end.
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As with any other question, it depends on the person. Speaking for myself, I truly love eating pussy. I suppose maybe it touches my sub side just a little, but having my tongue in and on the pussy of an appreciative recipient is just the best.

The same goes for the women I have been with--some view giving head as a chore or obligation and some truly love doing it and are disappointed if they don't get a creamy reward at the end.
mmmm... "Creamy Reward" ....great title... either for a BJ or a Cream Pie story
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