Old 08-06-2010, 08:57 PM   #126
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You mean like marshmallow fluff? The pure spongy nature of cold marshmallows makes them totally non peaky. However, melted is another story, but that would just lead to burned genitals.

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no ..you take the marshmallow and play with it between your fingers....making it look like taffy.

no heat..

no burned genitals..

just pure pleasure.
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:58 PM   #127
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no ..you take the marshmallow and play with it between your fingers....making it look like taffy.

no heat..

no burned genitals..

just pure pleasure.
Can you send me a video?
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:58 PM   #128
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:59 PM   #129
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don't be greedy.
I'll send it to you when I'm done........
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:00 PM   #130
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it depends on how you have your shit setup. personally i subscribe by posting in a thread and when i do it shows the thread in my user cp and it sends me an email when people i don't have on ignore post in the thread.
When I click on User CP, I see where it says "List Subscriptions", but I'm not sure what to do after that. It doesn't seem to be giving me any options. It does say I'm not subscribed to anything.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:01 PM   #131
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no ..you take the marshmallow and play with it between your fingers....making it look like taffy.

no heat..

no burned genitals..

just pure pleasure.
That is totally fucking brilliant. The Marshmallow Consortium Board should be paying you a fee for most creative after-market use for a whipped corn syrup product.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:02 PM   #132
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Hi, n00b, glad you made it back. Ok, so to subscribe look under thread tools. Shit. I think that's it. I can't remember and I'm posting on the phone. Oh fuck, I can't help. Forget it.

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You're much more helpful when the sun goes down...
 

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You people are not feeding my fingerfucking fantasies.

 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:04 PM   #134
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You people are not feeding my fingerfucking fantasies.

WHAT?!
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[Sonny] Hey cocksucker, check your inbox [/Sonny]
Dude, that was the best Sonny impression. Ever. Except he calls me dick sucker. It took us a long time to settle on that nickname.

So I checked my PM. Oh meh. God. And I just scrolled up and saw the pic, too. I know my relationship is super old and established (but I don't wear granny panties or anything. Yet. Fuck. Did I type that?) ... but the way you talk about her is awesome.
 

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I'll send it to you when I'm done........
just wipe off the marshamallow
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When I click on User CP, I see where it says "List Subscriptions", but I'm not sure what to do after that. It doesn't seem to be giving me any options. It does say I'm not subscribed to anything.
when you go into user cp look in settings and options section and go to edit options. after you click that look for messaging and notification. in the second box (at least it's boxed off in aria chocolate) you'll see default thread subscription mode. select something besides do not subscribe. after that magic happens.
 

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You're much more helpful when the sun goes down...
I'd like to retract this comment, Sin.

I just found the thread tools. Jesus, simple stuff.

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You're much more helpful when the sun goes down...
Yeah, but don't forget that there was an antibiotic and allergy med cocktail involved.
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:10 PM   #140
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Dude, that was the best Sonny impression. Ever. Except he calls me dick sucker. It took us a long time to settle on that nickname.

So I checked my PM. Oh meh. God. And I just scrolled up and saw the pic, too. I know my relationship is super old and established (but I don't wear granny panties or anything. Yet. Fuck. Did I type that?) ... but the way you talk about her is awesome.
Dick sucker doesn't have the same bite. Yeah, I really can't complain now can I? And granny panties aren't all that terrible. Once a month.
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when you go into user cp look in settings and options section and go to edit options. after you click that look for messaging and notification. in the second box (at least it's boxed off in aria chocolate) you'll see default thread subscription mode. select something besides do not subscribe. after that magic happens.
Thank you for the help, sir. I think I've got it figured out.

Now I just need to find some interesting threads.
 

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WHAT?!
Well, not for the past half hour or so.

What? I have needs, I'm demanding!
 

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Thank you for the help, sir. I think I've got it figured out.

Now I just need to find some interesting threads.
good luck with that.
 

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You people are not feeding my fingerfucking fantasies.

*boobie smoosh*

And she's right. One pic in like 2 pages. Not enough. Get posting!
 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:12 PM   #145
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I'll send it to you when I'm done........
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Well, not for the past half hour or so.

What? I have needs, I'm demanding!
I just posted self porn and you missed I guess. Sucks to be you.
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Yeah, but don't forget that there was an antibiotic and allergy med cocktail involved.
How's your Friday been?
My Friday, quite honestly, has been pretty short. I didn't wake up until about 2:30 PM PST. My sleep schedule is a little goofy these days.

Hope your day has been good, girl.
 

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Dude, I know. But Sonny was adament. I'm cool with it.

And the hubs and I had our public vows at the wedding, and private vows. I vowed to never wear Granny panties I am pretty sure he will hold me to it unless I give up on nightly foot rubs, which he has done for 17 years except when we've been apart for work or circumstance.

So I will be the only 70 year old woman wearing a thong. Long story short.
Yeah but he won't be rubbing your crusty ass 70 year old feet when you get to that age. Might still appreciate the thong though.
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