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Old 08-06-2010, 06:44 PM   #102
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only if you're naked and the cuddling comes after something a tad more interesting.

like a scrabble tournament.

or sex.

or maybe a sexual scrabble tournament even though i have no idea how that would work. still, i think it's a damned good idea.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 06:45 PM   #103
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:08 PM   #104
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. I wander away for three hours to take care of the clusterfuck that is work, and I miss your and RD's self porn??? Or is it just a special machinez that has blocked my IP? I don't see any self porn. Dammit.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 07:10 PM   #105
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. I wander away for three hours to take care of the clusterfuck that is work, and I miss your and RD's self porn??? Or is it just a special machinez that has blocked my IP? I don't see any self porn. Dammit.
What the funk are you talking about? You posted after I did!

Here you damn slacker.
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:23 PM   #106
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What the funk are you talking about? You posted after I did!

Here you damn slacker.
Well, fuck! I am posting/reading from my phone and sometimes stuff doesn't line up. I've committed these to memory.

Also, are you impressed now that you're learned that those long, rambling Sarah Vowell-esque PMs about soft serve v. gelato I typed to you today were via phone? Yes, I rock the cell.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 07:26 PM   #107
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Well, fuck! I am posting/reading from my phone and sometimes stuff doesn't line up. I've committed these to memory.

Also, are you impressed now that you're learned that those long, rambling Sarah Vowell-esque PMs about soft serve v. gelato I typed to you today were via phone? Yes, I rock the cell.

Very, very impressed, better than my keyboard stylee. More pm's coming tonight.
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Very, very impressed, better than my keyboard stylee. More pm's coming tonight.
I look forward to more disection of the frozen dessert universe. Just for fun later go to oddee.com/item_96751.aspx and then consider the extended metaphor I was chasing with the juxtaposition of soft serve vs. gelato. There is like an entire universe of variety in the landscape and even if you are committed to your favorite flavor, it doesn't mean that together you cannot offer each other a lick from the occasion anal bead or finger wand to move things from soft serve to gelato.

Oh and that was the funniest thing I have ever written about married couples and the use of marital aids. I crack myself up.
 

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Old 08-06-2010, 09:37 PM   #110
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only if you're naked and the cuddling comes after something a tad more interesting.

like a scrabble tournament.

or sex.

or maybe a sexual scrabble tournament even though i have no idea how that would work. still, i think it's a damned good idea.
strip scrabble.
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:39 PM   #111
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best part..if we use peanut butter, we can make words on our naked bodies..

the peanut butter on the tiles..and the tiles making the words
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can we use gnutella instead?
 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:43 PM   #114
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can we use gnutella instead?
yes....hazelnut chocolate is pretty damn good.
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What does it mean when someone "subscribes"?

I see a lot of subscribing going on.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:48 PM   #116
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yes....hazelnut chocolate is pretty damn good.
Pecan chocolate amaretto spread is far superior to filbert blandness in terms of drawing on naked ability and flavor compatibility. Make a note of it. This is what food bloggers will be pontificating as soon as they cycle through cake pops.

Just sayin'
 

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Old 08-06-2010, 09:49 PM   #118
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yes....hazelnut chocolate is pretty damn good.
chocolate, hazelnuts, scrabble, nudity, sex and cuddling. i think we may have stumbled onto something both great and beautiful.
 

Old 08-06-2010, 09:50 PM   #119
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no, no felching. sorry, but that's where i draw the line.
 

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Pecan chocolate amaretto spread is far superior to filbert blandness in terms of drawing on naked ability and flavor compatibility. Make a note of it. This is what food bloggers will be pontificating as soon as they cycle through cake pops.

Just sayin'
Personally, I use marshmallows. The peaks are exciting.
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What does it mean when someone "subscribes"?

I see a lot of subscribing going on.
Hi, n00b, glad you made it back. Ok, so to subscribe look under thread tools. Shit. I think that's it. I can't remember and I'm posting on the phone. Oh fuck, I can't help. Forget it.

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Personally, I use marshmallows. The peaks are exciting.
You mean like marshmallow fluff? The pure spongy nature of cold marshmallows makes them totally non peaky. However, melted is another story, but that would just lead to burned genitals.

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Damn, you people suck ass.
I..well..uhm...

so?
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What does it mean when someone "subscribes"?

I see a lot of subscribing going on.
it depends on how you have your shit setup. personally i subscribe by posting in a thread and when i do it shows the thread in my user cp and it sends me an email when people i don't have on ignore post in the thread.
 

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You mean like marshmallow fluff? The pure spongy nature of cold marshmallows makes them totally non peaky. However, melted is another story, but that would just lead to burned genitals.

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