Old 03-04-2012, 08:05 PM   #2426
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Rockout with your stopcock out?
 

Old 03-05-2012, 04:38 PM   #2427
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Rockout with your stopcock out?
Was that a Saddle Tramps reference?

My favorite band that no one has heard of. Probably because none of their songs could be played on the radio. 8)
 

Old 03-05-2012, 06:46 PM   #2428
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Was that a Saddle Tramps reference?

My favorite band that no one has heard of. Probably because none of their songs could be played on the radio. 8)
I have never heard of Saddle Tramps.
 

Old 03-05-2012, 06:48 PM   #2429
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10 page case study, or write my thinking?
 

Old 03-05-2012, 07:36 PM   #2430
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I was informed that I impressed someone important person with a long white lab coat. I have to be very careful, that this doesn't put a dent in my perversion.
 

Old 03-05-2012, 08:52 PM   #2431
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I was informed that I impressed someone important person with a long white lab coat. I have to be very careful, that this doesn't put a dent in my perversion.
I got your saddle right here, tramp.
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:23 PM   #2432
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I have never heard of Saddle Tramps.
They introduce their shows with "Now it's time to rock out with your cock out..."

As I said, none of their songs could be played on the radio. They are obscene, offensive, and a lot of fun!
 

Old 03-05-2012, 10:24 PM   #2433
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I was informed that I impressed someone important person with a long white lab coat. I have to be very careful, that this doesn't put a dent in my perversion.
Approval by authority figures is uncomfortable for rebels and non-conformists.

Or most people who distrust authority. 8)
 

Old 03-06-2012, 08:51 AM   #2434
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They introduce their shows with "Now it's time to rock out with your cock out..."

As I said, none of their songs could be played on the radio. They are obscene, offensive, and a lot of fun!
Sounds perfect! Where do I sign up?

3 admits waiting on us as soon as we hit the floor, then 6 more before midnight. What the fuck?

Little old lady uses bedpan twice an hour at least for the whole night. In general, that's 24 times. Dear lord. That poor woman was so tired! She was confused with a bed alarm, and we decided to try bedside commode instead of the bedpan. Alarm kept ringing, couldn't find the pack to hit reset. So i just laid my hand on the bedpad thingy. You know, a chuck. To my alarm, her brief was ON the pad. My wrist sunk into it. I got old lady BM under my glove.
That was my night
Best part? Packing an 11.5x7 inch wound that was 4.5" deep. And 2 smaller ones surrounding it. Oh; it was the one i mentioned previously that we talked about! Yeah, she came back. God I love her wound.
I'm rambling.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:23 PM   #2435
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Airways

The new LMAs look like giant dildos. This is my ACLS day.
I am like: That's a big airway.

Luckily, I'm in house and 'somebody' will show up to put an ETT in, instead of that big thing!
 

Old 03-06-2012, 07:34 PM   #2436
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Put a clinical ladder in front of me and I will climb it.
 

Old 03-06-2012, 09:58 PM   #2437
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Rockout with your stopcock out?
Why yes.

Always. Constantly.
 

Old 03-07-2012, 03:45 PM   #2438
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I got your saddle right here, tramp.
Do I get those blinder things too?
 

Old 03-07-2012, 03:53 PM   #2439
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Do I get those blinder things too?
I'd be willing to put a bit in your mouth.

A bit of what, I'm not saying.

Antici.............................................................................................p ation!
 

Old 03-07-2012, 04:06 PM   #2440
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Why yes.

Always. Constantly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpJKKqLmpQo

Stopcock fondling.
 

Old 03-07-2012, 04:07 PM   #2441
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I'd be willing to put a bit in your mouth.

A bit of what, I'm not saying.

Antici.............................................................................................p ation!
A sugar cube too?
 

Old 03-07-2012, 04:11 PM   #2442
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3 admits waiting on us as soon as we hit the floor, then 6 more before midnight. What the fuck?
Awww! Are your co-workers team orientated?
 

Old 03-07-2012, 04:22 PM   #2443
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:25 PM   #2444
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You weren't there to do my prostate exam yesterday.

Wait, that's a good thing.
 

Old 03-07-2012, 04:50 PM   #2445
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You didn't close your eyes, and imagine that it was my finger up your butthole?
 

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Call me crazy but I try to avoid having a hard-on while having a prostate checkup.
 

Old 03-07-2012, 05:00 PM   #2447
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Did you check the Foley?
 

Old 03-07-2012, 05:10 PM   #2448
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Did you check the Foley?
I lube you.
 

Old 03-07-2012, 05:11 PM   #2449
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It doesn't have to be hard to milk it.
 

Old 03-07-2012, 07:02 PM   #2450
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It doesn't have to be hard to milk it.
This is where I scream...


I need an adult!
I need an adult!
I need an adult!
 
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