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Old 07-22-2010, 12:48 PM   #101
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Old 07-22-2010, 12:49 PM   #102
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Old 07-22-2010, 12:50 PM   #103
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no...i'm not ok...

i'll just take a seat...
You are a good pretty patient. I'm paging Dr. Mean.
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Old 07-22-2010, 12:57 PM   #104
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Old 07-22-2010, 12:59 PM   #105
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i could get used to this.
Having someone else shave your boobs for you?
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Old 07-22-2010, 12:59 PM   #106
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:01 PM   #107
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You are gonna get it.
200 Joules to the perineum...
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:01 PM   #108
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:01 PM   #109
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^^ignoring this one in favour of the hawt nurse, who looks better in the stockings than he does anyway.
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:02 PM   #110
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:07 PM   #111
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^^ignoring this one in favour of the hawt nurse, who looks better in the stockings than he does anyway.
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:08 PM   #112
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:15 PM   #113
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^^ignoring this one in favour of the hawt nurse, who looks better in the stockings than he does anyway.
While I'm sure this is true, how would you know? I've never worn stockings in my life, and Swee'Pee here is a mystery, appearance-wise.
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"clear"
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He's gonna beat my ass...I went to lunch without him.
You like your ass beat though, right?
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:22 PM   #114
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While I'm sure this is true, how would you know? I've never worn stockings in my life, and Swee'Pee here is a mystery, appearance-wise.
i have a good imagination.

and you look very silly.

go put some imaginary pants on ffs!
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:28 PM   #115
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i have a good imagination.

and you look very silly.

go put some imaginary pants on ffs!
What? No skort?
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:40 PM   #116
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I bet I would like it!


He just called me a bitch. Little does he know, I liked it.
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:42 PM   #117
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:48 PM   #118
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I bet I would like it!


He just called me a bitch. Little does he know, I liked it.
I'm going to try to arrange for some clinical time in your ED...
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*refuses to pee*
*catheter*
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:58 PM   #119
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I'm going to try to arrange for some clinical time in your ED...


*catheter*
Yeah.
You would be able to see me!

That would be fun cause you would know what I'm thinking.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:59 PM   #120
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No catheters here.
Forced fluid bolus over and over.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:59 PM   #121
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Yeah.
You would be able to see me!

That would be fun cause you would know what I'm thinking.
Wouldn't it? It would take no more than a quick glance to know what the other one had in mind...
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:00 PM   #122
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No catheters here.
Forced fluid bolus over and over.
Might as well give her an enema as well then.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:06 PM   #123
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I like that, cause then I don't have to say much, just read my mind!

Hahaha enema! Will she like it?
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:07 PM   #124
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I like that, cause then I don't have to say much, just read my mind!

Hahaha enema! Will she like it?
Just a glance, I would think.

Who cares?
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:10 PM   #125
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she'll hate it.
which is the point, no?
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