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Old 03-12-2011, 11:15 PM   #1176
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Amputate. Really are you going to miss that much? Sounds like the thing has been nothing but trouble anyway.
Yeah, it really is a total fucking pain in my ass. I should just get a hack saw and off it. The martini will help squash the pain. Great advice.
 

Old 03-12-2011, 11:26 PM   #1177
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I don't think you actually need all your toes. You'd probably be just fine without it.
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Soak it in Ice water till numb then knock it off with one fast slice. You'll only walk funny for a couple days and there will be more room in your shoes.
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Old 03-12-2011, 11:45 PM   #1179
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I don't think you actually need all your toes. You'd probably be just fine without it.
Oh, and you know, I have a problem with my feet. My second toe is nearly as long as my big toe. I hate that about my feet. My second toe is the one that I stubbed. I really should just cut it off. My foot would be more attractive.

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Soak it in Ice water till numb then knock it off with one fast slice. You'll only walk funny for a couple days and there will be more room in your shoes.

Excellent. What do you recommend for possible infection?
 

Old 03-13-2011, 09:01 PM   #1180
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Oh, and you know, I have a problem with my feet. My second toe is nearly as long as my big toe. I hate that about my feet. My second toe is the one that I stubbed. I really should just cut it off. My foot would be more attractive.
Excellent. What do you recommend for possible infection?
Ahahahaha Don't do it! I hope it is all better now.
 

Old 03-13-2011, 09:06 PM   #1181
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I don't want to go to SCHOOL to get pharmacy goodies! Sheesh.
Seduce a pharmer then? There are some hot pharm boys out there. My favorite pharmacist has a name that is a palindrome.
I said: Your name is a palindrome.
He said: I know.

Then he started saying full sentences that were palindromes. I was totally fucking hooked. I am pretty easy like that.
 

Old 03-13-2011, 09:14 PM   #1182
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Ahahahaha Don't do it! I hope it is all better now.
I opted to keep the toe. It still pisses me off that the second toe nearly is as long as my big toe. There is something very unfair about that. My toes are inferior.

It started bleeding and releasing a little puss today, but it no longer throbs or hurts. I think I may be entering infection land. Besides a little antibiotic ointment, any other medical care?

I hope it doesn't fall off. DOH!
 

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Old 03-13-2011, 09:27 PM   #1184
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Old 03-13-2011, 09:56 PM   #1185
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I opted to keep the toe. It still pisses me off that the second toe nearly is as long as my big toe. There is something very unfair about that. My toes are inferior.

It started bleeding and releasing a little puss today, but it no longer throbs or hurts. I think I may be entering infection land. Besides a little antibiotic ointment, any other medical care?

I hope it doesn't fall off. DOH!
Now I am looking at my toes. I am sure your toes are normal. It won't fall off! Just watch it and if it doesn't get better, I suppose you will have to see the doctor! The surgeon! just kidding.
 

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That must be Communist combat duty for medics. in W.W. II
 

Old 03-13-2011, 10:26 PM   #1187
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ahahahahaha I like fucking around on the Pharm.
Meet me in the closet at the nurses lounge.
 

Old 03-13-2011, 10:52 PM   #1188
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Are you bringing the drugs?
 

Old 03-13-2011, 10:53 PM   #1189
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And what did you do to the pharmacist?
 

Old 03-13-2011, 10:53 PM   #1190
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Now I am looking at my toes. I am sure your toes are normal. It won't fall off! Just watch it and if it doesn't get better, I suppose you will have to see the doctor! The surgeon! just kidding.
Heh. You're so reassuring!
 

Old 03-13-2011, 11:03 PM   #1191
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Heh. You're so reassuring!
ahahahaha this won't hurt a bit.
 

Old 03-13-2011, 11:08 PM   #1192
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I can't wait to use my pretty new sheet tomorrow at work.
If only my scrubs would iron themselves, that would be great.

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Old 03-13-2011, 11:21 PM   #1193
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Seduce a pharmer then? There are some hot pharm boys out there. My favorite pharmacist has a name that is a palindrome.
I said: Your name is a palindrome.
He said: I know.

Then he started saying full sentences that were palindromes. I was totally fucking hooked. I am pretty easy like that.
Wouldn't that kinda make me a crack ho then?

A pharm ho. Nice!
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Old 03-13-2011, 11:27 PM   #1194
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Wouldn't that kinda make me a crack ho then?

A pharm ho. Nice!
All pharmers need hoes.
 

Old 03-13-2011, 11:47 PM   #1195
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Are you bringing the drugs?
What drugs, I am bringing you new batteries.
 

Old 03-14-2011, 03:31 AM   #1196
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I opted to keep the toe. It still pisses me off that the second toe nearly is as long as my big toe. There is something very unfair about that. My toes are inferior.

It started bleeding and releasing a little puss today, but it no longer throbs or hurts. I think I may be entering infection land. Besides a little antibiotic ointment, any other medical care?

I hope it doesn't fall off. DOH!
Soak it in hot water and Epsom salts. Don't burn yourself but it works better if it's really warm. Keep it clean. Antibiotic ointment helps but keeping it clean and dry does just as well.
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Old 03-14-2011, 08:03 AM   #1197
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There is a tablespoon of gas in my car.
The Paramedics are out fast and loud.

And I'm ready to blast my body with adrenalin and coffee.
It's a burning box of tissues.
 

Old 03-14-2011, 10:04 AM   #1198
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Sometimes it's just like butter on rice.

And I don't know where three hours go.
I might be able to accept love sometime soon.
 

Old 03-14-2011, 11:56 AM   #1199
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I am well behaved today and I haven't even eaten all the Ativan around here.
 

Old 03-14-2011, 06:46 PM   #1200
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It's time to give out rat poison- I mean warfarin.
It's also time to start wetting for the night nurse honey.

I get butterflies in my belly cause it feels real good to be relieved. When I know it's coming I get all silly.
It's some kinda weird eurphoria.
 
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