Old 07-01-2012, 10:05 PM   #2751
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It's true. I take it very seriously. I think: If I end up in the trauma bay...
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:06 PM   #2752
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:11 PM   #2753
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Home? Home is a great place when there's someone there to love you. The same can be said of the world when everyone isn't repulsed by your glance. It's a nice place for people like you.
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:23 PM   #2754
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Home? Home is a great place when there's someone there to love you. The same can be said of the world when everyone isn't repulsed by your glance. It's a nice place for people like you.
Home is where you park your cock. I have a driveway. It's nice.
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:24 PM   #2755
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It's not really a drive way. It's a dirt road, but that's the same thing, right?
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:25 PM   #2756
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Home? Home is a great place when there's someone there to love you. The same can be said of the world when everyone isn't repulsed by your glance. It's a nice place for people like you.
For some reason your reply reminded me of a line in Robin Hood Men In Tights when the Sheriff of Rottingham realizes in order to be healed of his wound from being run through he has to marry the hag and he says Somehow I'm feeling incredably depressed'
 

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Home is where you park your cock. I have a driveway. It's nice.
Don't try that sex talk on me. I'm unbearably depressed. You'd think I could channel that into stunningly beautiful poetry, but no.
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:27 PM   #2758
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For some reason your reply reminded me of a line in Robin Hood Men In Tights when the Sheriff of Rottingham realizes in order to be healed of his wound from being run through he has to marry the hag and he says Somehow I'm feeling incredably depressed'
I see. That movie sounds unbearably depressing.
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:28 PM   #2759
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It's not really a drive way. It's a dirt road, but that's the same thing, right?
Are you referring to your anus? That's clever, I guess.
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:31 PM   #2760
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Don't try that sex talk on me. I'm unbearably depressed. You'd think I could channel that into stunningly beautiful poetry, but no.
You could if you try.

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Are you referring to your anus? That's clever, I guess.
Now you want to rape my asshole?
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:32 PM   #2761
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I just dared to put my feet up. They are throbbing like a teenage boner.
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:33 PM   #2762
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Now you want to rape my asshole?
No. Your asshole has more right to exist than I do. It's more useful. My only purpose is exhaling carbon dioxide to give trees sustenance.
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:35 PM   #2763
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Ok, you want me to hump trees.
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:36 PM   #2764
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Ok, you want me to hump trees.
If that makes you happy, then at least one of us will be.
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:40 PM   #2765
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You need a stat dose of happy?
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:41 PM   #2766
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You need a stat dose of happy?
What gave you that idea?
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:44 PM   #2767
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I don't have any ideas. The doctor told me.
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:44 PM   #2768
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I don't have any ideas. The doctor told me.
What else did he tell you?
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:48 PM   #2770
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He told me to check your rectal temperature.
 

Old 07-01-2012, 10:51 PM   #2771
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He told me to check your rectal temperature.
Is that how you get off? It's alright. You can check my temperature if you'd like. I won't enjoy it, but I won't enjoy not doing it either, so there's no difference.
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:41 AM   #2772
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You will enjoy it. I have to re-certify for the NIH stroke scale assessment today and for some reason my browser won't play the videos.
 

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You will enjoy it. I have to re-certify for the NIH stroke scale assessment today and for some reason my browser won't play the videos.
My neck is no longer stiff, so I'm not clinically depressed today. You'll have to seduce someone else.
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:55 AM   #2774
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You will enjoy it. I have to re-certify for the NIH stroke scale assessment today and for some reason my browser won't play the videos.
I'll go down there tomorrow and see if it's a problem on their end.
 

Old 07-02-2012, 10:59 AM   #2775
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i hate nih
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