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Old 08-04-2010, 08:53 AM   #226
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The coolest nurse blogger out there, gets the facts from the coolest cardiologist EPS blogger! Sweet.

Fast Atrial Fibrillation.
 

Old 08-05-2010, 05:56 AM   #227
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And I am all pressed again
With starched pajamas
Disguised as scrubs

A sweet handmaiden
Hidden behind
A beautiful mind.

It is a big secret.
 

Old 08-05-2010, 11:44 AM   #228
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Sometimes, the nurse needs resuscitation.
What the fuck.
 

Old 08-05-2010, 05:58 PM   #229
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Sometimes, the nurse needs resuscitation.
What the fuck.
Please stop talking to yourself. It really isn't healthy.
 

Old 08-05-2010, 09:00 PM   #230
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Please stop talking to yourself. It really isn't healthy.
You mean to tell me that I have not been talking to you all this time? <pouting>

Unless that bloody knife you are holding is a surgical instrument, that will be used to cut my belly open for palliative relief of chronic butterflies, I think that I can figure out what is healthy.
 

Old 08-05-2010, 09:32 PM   #231
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Smart Ass

A smart ass

I donít really want to be one.
Some doctors just provoke me.
In hopes, they will do their job.

Sometimes it works but

I just end up feeling guilty.
He was asking for it.
Fucker.
 

Old 08-08-2010, 08:40 PM   #232
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Continuous ECG monitoring part one explained by me!

I will some day cover all rhythm recognition.

Not as exciting as pursed lips, but I get excited about the heart.
 

Old 08-08-2010, 08:42 PM   #233
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1-2


1-2-3-4
 

Old 08-08-2010, 08:58 PM   #234
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1-2-3-4
that one is better, i am sure.
 

Old 08-08-2010, 09:14 PM   #235
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that one is better, i am sure.
If I do it too long I get light headed.
 

Old 08-08-2010, 09:19 PM   #236
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If I do it too long I get light headed.
You are doing it too fast!
Slow it down, please.
 

Old 08-09-2010, 09:52 AM   #237
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Manipulate the drum beat
increase the stroke volume

it's like music.

And I'm a good dancer.
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:18 AM   #238
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Nurses and Doctors make the worse patients.
My little finger has been tingly and numb on my left hand for over a week.

We just know too much.

I said to myself: I will just keep taking aspirin in case I have decreased blood flow to the brain.

Finally, yesterday mid shift, I got a quick free assessment from the weird-O neurologist: I have a pinched ulnar nerve.

It feels like when you hit your funny bone, or fall asleep on your arm, except it does not go away!

The physical therapist at work, contorted my arm into such a position that it felt really good. The problem is I can't get my arm in that way by myself, so now I have to wait till tomorrow when I go back to work, to get that relief again.
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:22 AM   #239
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I want to be contorted and have my back cracked!
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:23 AM   #240
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I want to be contorted and have my back cracked!
i can crack my own back. ha!
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:27 AM   #241
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Do me! Crunch me up and down like a dry bowl of Cornflakes!
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:35 AM   #242
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I like to walk on peoples backs.
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:43 AM   #243
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Well, alright.

Can you take off the golf shoes this time?
 

Old 08-10-2010, 09:56 AM   #244
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Well, alright.

Can you take off the golf shoes this time?
barefooted not pregnant yet.
 

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barefooted not pregnant yet.
Be careful where you step. I am extremely fertile.
 

Old 08-10-2010, 10:06 AM   #246
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Be careful where you step. I am extremely fertile.
Biology back to the Seed 2.0 and I don't take no pills.
 

Old 08-10-2010, 10:09 AM   #247
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Alright.

Step where ever you want to. I am a risk taker.
 

Old 08-10-2010, 10:35 AM   #248
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Alright.

Step where ever you want to. I am a risk taker.
 

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You are scaring me.

 
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