Picture Perfect (closed for Musicankane)

Jenny and Ashton had been enemies ever since she could remember. It probably all started when they were in the fourth grade. It was that same old same old, boys rule girls drool kind of thing. That was typical for fourth graders. However, this hatred progressed through from fourth grade to jr high, from jr.high to highschool, from highschool to college...to adult hood. It was actually rather annoying.

He annoyed her, though she couldn't quite understand why. What was ironic was that even though they hated each other, they lived right next door to one another. Not on purpose either. In fact, Jenny had moved in first and then Ashton.

It made Jenny wonder if the asshole was stalking her. She shuddered at the thought. That day, however a troubling call had come from her ex-boyfriend Jason. He was actually inviting her to his wedding. They had stayed friends even after their breakup but that didn't mean she wanted to go to his fucking wedding! After all, he had cheated on her numerous times with nearly all of her friends...in fact, he was marrying her best friend Trista.

Being the nice girl Jenny was, she of course rsvped saying she would go. However, this meant she couldn't go to a wedding by herself. She needed a fiance...a fiance within the next 6 months...that meant she would have to date a guy, and figure out a way to get him to propose to her when that worked then she...

The sound of Ashtons car pulling up next door made her smile. Jenny peaked out the window...or she could ask Ashton to pretend to be her fiance, not that he'd say yes but it was alot easier than making a guy fall madly in love with you in three months...enough to propose.

Taking a deep breath, Jenny ruffled up her dark hair and pulled her top slightly down for more exposure to her breasts. Ashton was a playboy...so she had to make herself look..the way any whore would look in order to keep him focused.

Thankfully, that day she was wearing short shorts because it was so hot. Jenny strolled out into the front yard and leaned against the fence. "Hey Ass.. erm I mean Ash" She knew he hated when she called him Ash...or ass and from the looks of it he already seemed angry. " Gotta minute?"

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Ashton had a rough day. The project he was working on got fucking ruined by a stupid ass intern and he had to work through lunch plus some overtime in order to catch the thing back up. By the time he had gotten his bag of McDonald's and pulled up to his house he wanted nothing more to just flop in front of the Basketball game and relax.

Maybe call up a girl from his stable to come over and help him relax.

The last thing he wanted to deal with was Jenny's pain in the ass bullshit. But as he climbed out of his car and started up the driveway, there she was. She hung over the fence leaning as if trying to test him with her tits. He sneered at her, especially after she called him both Ass and Ash.

"What do you want? I am not in the mood for your pain in the ass shit today. Go home and brush your barbie dolls." He told her, starting toward his front door.

"Aw, Ashton...come on..don't be like that. " Inside she was fuming. She took a deep breath. She would not be...so much of a bitch today. After all, she couldn't get what she wanted if ...she was a bitch. Though, she normally did...just not from Ashton.

She walked around the fence. "I seriously do need a favor from you though...its not....too big of a favor." Jenny flashed him her cute smile. "I won't even take up the rest of your evening...I promise."

God, she hoped this worked. "So..my ex-boyfriend called me.." He looked bored..." and invited me to his wedding...with Trista." Trista was growled out angrily. " And I...please don't take this the wrong way...Ineedadate." She rambled the last part out. "And you're such an ass that I thought you'd be per...erm, I mean...you're such a sweet guy that you'd be perfect to make Jason...see what a great girl he missed out on.."

Ashton almost doubled over with laughter. He couldn't believe it, finally she was getting what she deserved. Ashton remembered Jason, and thought the guy was actually pretty cool. Surely enough Jason deserved better than Jenny's bitch-ass. He must have known it too, because they were dating for about five months before he broke it off.

Now Jenny wanted to prove that she was really a catch by showing up to the guy's wedding with a fiance of her own. How stupid did she think people were.

"So you basically feel like shit because you were too much of a pain-in-the-ass bitch to keep the guy you really liked and now that he is getting married you want to bring your own date to try and make him jealous? Are you fucking stupid? What you think that if you show up with some medicore douchebag, not me by the way, that he'll realize he made a mistake a run off with you?" Ashton laughed and pointed at her, "You need to stop living in a Julia Roberts movie."

"Psh, I am not living in a Julia Roberts movie...she got a gay guy to pretend to be her fiance.. and though there are times I question your sexuality, I'm like 50 % certain that you are either straight...or bi." She snapped, "And I was NOT a bitch, he was an asshole...no wonder you two got along so fucking well. But you are right." Jenny glared at Ashton, "I was stupid...stupid to ask an asshole like you."

She stormed off inside. That's okay! She could find maybe get one of her model friends to pretend to be her fiance. They looked alot better then Ashton anyways and were probably better fucks..which she knew from experience.

Sighing, Jenny fished through her phonebook. Maybe a gay guy would be better as a fiance...

Ashton went into his house and flopped on the couch still laughing. He couldn't believe Jenny would make a request like that, she must be really desperate. As he bit into his cheeseburger he wondered what Jenny really needed him for. It was no secret that he often wondered what Jenny would be like in bed. Despite her being a total bitch, she was still smoking hot and had a body that looked like it could fuck all night and still want more.

Maybe if Jenny promised to suck his cock in return for this favor he would do it. But she would never go that far with him, their hatred for each other was far too strong. Though if she got desperate enough there might be a chance to make her eat her words and his dick.

He laughed at the thought and turned on the TV to settle in before the game. He finished his food and got up to toss the bag in the trash. As he walked back toward his couch the doorbell rang. He groaned and opened the door.

Ashton's mother pulled up to Ashton's driveway. She had decided to surprise her son..actually check up on him. It wasn't her fault she was worried about him. He just seemed to be such a womanizer, she knew that if he found the right woman he would be able to settle down.

Mrs. Samuels knocked on the door. While she waited for Ashton to answer, she thought of the many women she could set him up with. His fathers secretary seemed like a nice girl..

The door opened and Mrs. Samuels smiled at her son as she strode in. "Uh huh...just as I thought..still single! What happened to the last girlfriend you were dating? That you claimed you were sooooo in love with? The one you were supposedly proposing to or...did she get into a car accident too."

Ashton groaned to himself as his mother stormed into his home. She was always sticking her nose in the way he lived, bitching and moaning and telling him how he should be living his life. He had a great life as it was, he made great money, fucked anything he wanted, and didn't have a ball and chain tied to his sack. Unless he counted his mother's constant nagging him.

He rolled his eyes up and suddenly just wanted his mother gone. "Mom you can't be here. And for your information I have settled down. I have a fiance now."

She turned and gasped at him, "Well where is she? And why haven't I met her yet?"

Ashton groaned, "Because I didn't want to tell you until it was final, besides I don't have to tell you everything."

He moved to the phone and dialed Jenny's number. She didn't answer so he left a message on her machine. "Fine Jenny you have a deal, come here and get rid of my mother for me and we can pretend to be fiances. Just save me from this devil woman." Then he hung up and went to stand by his mother.

"Seriously mom when she gets off of work she isn't going to want to have you hanging around. Please just go home and we will come visit you." He told her, just wishing she would leave.

He knew his mother though, and she wouldn't be satisfied until she saw his fiance.

Jenny had been dialing Devon..her best gay friend..who was a model. "I'm sorry hun. I can't I'm going to Europe and will be gone for six months. I have a GQ shoot."

DAMN IT!

As soon as she hung up her phone beeped indicating she had a message. She listened to it and couldn't help but laugh. "Stupid idea huh?" She grinned and looked out the window.

Ah, so it was his mothers doing. God, she loved that woman sometimes. Kind of reminded her of when they were kids and Mrs. Samuels made him play barbie dolls with Jenny..sure he broke off all the heads but he still had to play with them!

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"No, I want to see this wonderful young woman. Besides, how do I know she's real and not an excuse to disobey me?" Mrs. Samuels replied.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Jenny was standing outside the door, to save her fiance from the devil woman...or make things worse whichever she felt like doing first.

Ashton bite his lip and turned toward Jenny who stood in the door. He put on his best fake smile and cried out, "Hey Baby." He walked over to her and put his arm around her shoulders, coughing a little to fight back puking at his disgust. He couldn't believe he was doing this.

He forced Jenny forward and said, "Well Mother you should be happy about this. I'm sure you remember Jenny. Well we've finally decided to give into our feelings for each other and we are a couple now." He explained, his voice only slightly strained.

He was a professional liar when it came to women and he could fool his mom just like he fooled sluts at the clubs into sleeping with him. He only needed to make sure that Jenny didn't fuck it up for them. She better not or she wouldn't get him to go to that wedding with her.

Jenny nearly gagged when Ashton said 'Hey Baby'. It made her physically sick but she had expected it. Now the fun begins! She thought. Sure she could easily cause trouble for him by saying that they weren't engaged and he was a fucking liar she had only been a one night stand....and that she was pregnant with his kid...

But that'd be way too easy. Fun, but easy.

"Hi Mrs.Samuels!" She said in her normally perky way.

Mrs. Samuels looked...shock to say the least. "Jenny?" That was not what she had expected.

"Can you believe it? I'm gonna be your daughter in law." Mrs. Samuels still looked slightly bewildered though not displeased.

"That is wonderful. I guess I misjudged you Ashton. I suppose I'll leave you to alone to --"

"WHAT? No way! I was just about to cook dinner..you should join us." Jenny said

The angry look on Ashtons face was totally worth it.

"If you're sure.."

"Positiive." Jenny said.

Ashton wanted to strangle her when she offered to have his mother stay for dinner. His grip around her shoulders tightened until she gave out a painfilled gasp. The moment his mother turned away to go into the living room he glared at her and hissed.

"You fucking suck, you are going to pay for this." He told her.

She gave him a smug smile.

He pointed to the kitchen, "You offered her dinner, so go cook it bitch." He said.

Then he walked away to suffer through trying to watch TV with his mother, who he knew would only be asking him relationship questions.

Yeah, his anger was totally worth it.

And she had to admit, he looked ALOT hotter when he was angry. "Of course sweet heart." She said in her super sweet voice before skipping into the kitchen.

She rustled through his fridge, "Beer, beer, more beer.. Oh lookie here.. week old pizza. God it must be nice to be a bachelor." She said sarcastically. She pulled out her cellphone and dialed a local chinese place. "Hi Shin yao, this Jenny Fontaine. I've been great..oh my trip to Europe was delightful. Hey can I get some chinese food enough for three? Kay thanks, um send it to my next door neighbors house...um..using the backdoor. "

By the time she finished ordering she got into the living room to answer any questions.

"So, when did you guys start dating?" His mother asked

"3 months ago." Jenny responded as he said something completely different.

"Um, well it we dated off an on so who can keep up with that sorta thing."

When they answered differently to the same question Ashton blushed and looked down at his hands, it would be in his best interest to let Jenny answer all the questions. He didn't want to get caught in this lie, it was only a short lie anyway just to get his mother to leave him alone. Later he could fake a break-up and things could go back to normal.

Though that would bring his mother back into her meddling state. No this little lie could end up becoming a very big issue if he didn't watch himself. He shook his head as he saw the chinese guy bringing food to the back door.

"Umm babe, can you check on the food?" He told Jenny jerking his head toward the back door.

Like his mother wouldn't know that they had ordered Chinese. She wasn't a moron, although she did believe the things she wanted to believe even if they were obviously not true.

"Oh, well when did you get engaged?"

"Um....last month..we're newly engaged. That's probably why Ashton didn't tell you. I mean I just moved in....a week ago." Jenny replied with somewhat ease.

Just as Mrs. Samuels was about to ask another question. Ashton caught her attention about the food.

Damn! That meant the chinese food was here.

"oh! Oops, sometimes I'm so scattered brain.Gee, I hope it isn't burnt." She smiled and rushed back into the kitchen and opened the door, payed the chinese delivery guy, and shooed him off.

She quickly made the plates and threw all the 'evidence' away.

"Dinner's ready!" Jenny called

They ate and Ashton prayed that his mother's third degree of Jenny would satisfy her and she would leave. Jenny had told her that she lived her with him, a fact he knew would come back to bite him in the sack. That meant Jenny would have to bring a bunch of her girly shit over and leave it around his house.

He was begining to think he would have rather just listened to his mom bitch for a while and leave without getting into Jenny's debt. How the hell were they going to be able to do this?

After they finished eating Ashton took the plates into the kitchen and began to clean, anything to get away from the girls.

Ashton's mother spent a few more hours 'getting to know' Jenny. After all she hadn't seen her since they were in highschool and said polite hellos during their college graduation.

Finally, the old lady left. Bout time. Jenny thought and grabbed her purse.

"You're welcome!" She said with a smug smile. "The wedding party is this weekend...please don't make an ass of yourself...like you always do."

She headed for the door with a little smirk on her face. It was nice always getting your way.

Ashton was glad to finally be alone. He went upstairs and flopped onto the bed. His phone rang and the caller I.D. said it was Tiffany but he had no desire to fuck after tonight. She was extremely hot, but also dumb as a brick and liked to try to talk after sex about all the things she thought she knew.

He ignored the phone and took a shower. He washed himself off throughly, trying to get the smell of Jenny off of him before stepping from the shower and climbing into bed naked.

That Saturday Jenny had called him and told him the party was that night, so he needed to dress himself up. He called her a cunt and hung up, but went upstairs to dress in a nice silk shirt and black slacks. He dolled himself up like the good-looking guy he was and smiled at himself in the mirror.

Maybe he would sneak off with a bridesmaid and have closet sex. Speaking of sex, his cock was hanging large in his pants after not getting attention for almost an entire week.

Jenny glared at her cellphone after being called a cunt by the asshole. What on earth had persuaded her to do something like this again? Oh, right.. Jason inviting her to his fucking wedding that she had no desire to be at.

She was dressed in a white sleeveless dress which hugged her curves and her breasts

She went next door and knocked on the door, tapping her foot as she waited impatiently for Ashton.

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Ashton opened the door and paused. He forgot how fucking sexy Jenny could be when she wanted to be. It was times like these that Ashton could almost forget his hatred for her and just primally want her the way a man wants to breed with a suitable female.

He sighed and looked her up and down, "You look like your asking Jason to rape you." He told her, trying to hide how sexy he thought she was, but he could feel his cock growing in his pants. He knew he should have jerked himself off before doing this shit.

"Let's go play nice, honey." He teased.

Jenny glared evily at him. "YEah well....you look like mister rogers trying to be on the cover GQ..............................and failing!" damn it she had no good comeback for that. She wanted Jason to see how sexy she was. Her sentence trailed off and was soon forgotten about .

"Let's go play nice, honey." He teased.


"OF course sweet heart..." She responded back in her psuedo sweet voice as she followed him to his car.

The party was the typical crap. Everyone was swooning over the bride and groom and he wondered why the fuck Jenny even cared about this guy. The more he thought about it, the more that he figured that Jenny was just being a jealous bitch.

He shook his head of the thought and decided to go along with it. He and Jenny went arm in arm around and greeted people. Ashton tried his best not to laugh whenever she told people that he was her fiance. He put on a good face and went along with everything.

Then they made their way to Jason. Ashton whispered to Jenny with a smile. "So you want to make this guy jealous?" He asked.

Jenny's ears perked up at the sound 'make this guy jealous'. NOW she remembered why she wanted him to play her fiance. He was positively evil...most of his evilness was directed towards her but thats why he was a good candidate.

"Jealous, no? He lost his ticket on this train a few years ago. I just want to show him that he's not the only one who can move on." She said, it was a lie. she did want to make him jealous but only because he deserved it when he cheated on her.

She was totally over Jason.

"Why did you have something in mind?" She glanced up at Ashton, her gaze was curious and had the slightest bit of mischief shining in them.

Ashton grinned wickedly and glance over to Jason. Jason had seen them and started to walked over.

"I'm going to get us a drink babe." He said loudly and then pressed his lips to hers. Not just a kiss, but he claimed her mouth, his tongue pushing into her before she could fight him off. He was hit with just how soft her lips were and how sweet she tasted. Before he knew it he was actually enjoying himself and enjoying kissing her.

She moaned and put her arms on his shoulders trying to push at him. He broke the kiss quickly and smiled, before he left to get them a drink.

Before Jenny knew what was happening, Ashton had kissed her. It wasnt just one of those soft gentle quick kisses you saw in pg movies, but it was like a rated r movie kiss. Passionate, deep, soft but not so soft that it was too mushy and made her want to throw up..it was almost like the perfect---

WHOA! No, not the perfect kiss!

At that last thought, she struggled to push Ashton away and he moved back smiling at her before going to the bar. She would not be another notch on his belt if he thought that one little kiss...

"Hey Jenny."

"WHAT?!" Jenny snapped then blushed and turned to Jason, "Jason? Oh hiiiii."

"Was that...Ashton?" Jason seemed just as confused as Ashtons mother did.

"Uh yeah.. that was Ashton."

"Are you dat--"

"What? Nooo, he's my fiance we're way past dating stage."

The look on Jason's face...confusion, was totally worth faking a fake engagement with Ashton.

"But I thought you couldn't stand each other."

Jenny looked up at Jason and grinned, "Ya know, I thought the same thing but get this, it was hidden lust and sexual frustration mixed with a little love."

God, that was so corny! Where the hell were the drinks Ashton was supposed to be bringing?!