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Old 03-08-2015, 07:18 PM   #1
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16,000 you guys

Oh my gosh you guys, I'm almost up to 16,000 posts. What a Lit career it has been. Thanks for being here to share it with me.
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Old 03-08-2015, 07:19 PM   #2
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Old 03-08-2015, 07:54 PM   #4
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Old 03-08-2015, 07:57 PM   #5
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Maybe for 16,000, in your honour, we'll declare Lit a pants free zone for the day. Except we'll all actually wear our pants still.
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Old 03-08-2015, 07:58 PM   #6
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Wow great Miles, thanks for the fun you bought with you
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Old 03-08-2015, 08:15 PM   #7
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Maybe for 16,000, in your honour, we'll declare Lit a pants free zone for the day. Except we'll all actually wear our pants still.
Thank you for that gesture. I'll treasure it always.
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Old 03-08-2015, 08:33 PM   #8
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o he would post 8000 posts
and he would post 8000 more
just to be the man who posts 16000 posts
then puns his way to even more.
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Old 03-08-2015, 08:34 PM   #9
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Old 03-08-2015, 09:30 PM   #10
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What a noob. Talk to me when you get to 25K.
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Old 03-08-2015, 11:30 PM   #11
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This is like getting to see my Lit funeral without having to die first.
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Old 03-08-2015, 11:43 PM   #12
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This is like getting to see my Lit funeral without having to die first.
Aw. He looks so lifelike.
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Well, I guess we'd have to wear pants to your Lit funeral.
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:27 PM   #15
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Yeah I think in honor of the deceased we would all not wear pants.
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I'll be right behind you.
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Old 03-09-2015, 08:33 PM   #17
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Old 03-09-2015, 08:52 PM   #19
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Oh my gosh you guys, I'm almost up to 16,000 posts. What a Lit career it has been. Thanks for being here to share it with me.




Now get posting so we can have a pant-free party.

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Old 03-09-2015, 10:46 PM   #20
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Old 03-09-2015, 10:48 PM   #21
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She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 03-09-2015, 10:53 PM   #22
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Old 03-09-2015, 11:04 PM   #23
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I'm totally doing it!
That's the spirit.

Oh wait, or did you mean it? In which case--go you studmuffin!
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 03-10-2015, 08:53 PM   #24
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But how many are *substantial* posts? Tis easy to post zillions of one-liners per day. I'm reminded of the last (non-erotica) forum where I was active. A contest was held -- whichever member made the most posts within a time window would win a non-trivial prize. The site overflowed with crap. Yow.

We need a new metric. Words posted, maybe. Still, we should be judged by quality, not quantity. Do the volumes of McBurgers sold indicate their worthiness?
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You are so supportive! Hey. . .wait a minute. . .
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Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

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