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Old 05-07-2010, 02:18 PM   #1
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Florida Can't Ban Beastiality

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So it looks like Floridians can still fool around with those Red Tegu lizards.
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TALLAHASSEE -- From every angle, a ban on bestiality, long pushed by state prosecutors and animal rights activists, seemed poised to finally become law this year, with Republicans and Democrats in both chambers of the Florida Legislature joining forces to push it through.

Yet it failed.

The inability to outlaw something so repugnant reveals how difficult it can be to get even the most carefully crafted, widely supported bill passed in the Florida Legislature. Its advocates say that in the political stew of a legislative session, the very outrageousness of the topic worked against it....they did not want to be accused of wasting time addressing a rare crime when Floridians needed them to help create jobs. They also did not want to debate the icky subject in public meetings occasionally frequented by children.

``The whole thing just kind of collapsed, unfortunately, and so we are back to square one,'' said Nan Rich, the Senate's incoming minority leader, who has tried since 2008 to close this loophole in the law. House Majority Leader Adam Hasner said he had hoped for a different outcome.``I made a personal commitment last year to make sure the House would criminalize that type of disgusting, barbaric behavior,'' he said.

...News reports of Floridians having sex with animals are infrequent, but draw fierce outrage all the same. There was the Panhandle man who sexually battered and asphyxiated a pregnant goat in 2008. In West Palm Beach, there was a man who molested his neighbor's dog in 2004. Leon County has the story of a man who sexually battered his guide dog in 2005....A 1971 Florida Supreme Court decision struck down a law written in 1868 that banned bestiality on the grounds that is was too vague. The law prohibited, ``abominable and detestable crime against nature, either with mankind or with beast.'' State prosecutors said the court decision made it difficult to convict people who have sex with animals. They must prove the suspect violated Florida's animal cruelty law, which prohibits tormenting or hurting an animal. ``Obviously it is not as easy to prove that it [the sexual act] tormented the animal as it would be as easy to say, `it is illegal to have sex with an animal,' '' said Georgia Cappleman, a chief assistant state attorney in Leon County. As a result, prosecutors might only pursue misconduct charges or other lesser crimes, said Jeanne Howard, a chief assistant state attorney in Palm Beach County....
So...they can pass a law banning gays from adopting kids, but not from people raping guide dogs Go Florida.
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The law got bogged down in committee when the legislators who wanted greater penalties for offenders who molested puppies, could not agree on when a dog was 18, in dog years.
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NAMBLA, the North American Man/Baboon Love Association, scores yet another lobbying victory.
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So is it rape if a adult male dog has sex with an adult female human?
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Old 05-07-2010, 03:33 PM   #5
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NAMBLA, the North American Man/Baboon Love Association, scores yet another lobbying victory.
I think the Welsh/American lobby might have helped.

"Freedom for Sheep!" is their war-cry meaning Freedom for unlimited intercourse with sheep.

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So...they can pass a law banning gays from adopting kids, but not from people raping guide dogs Go Florida.
What's it to you? They 're our animals. Doesn't anyone here respect Federalism? Ever heard of "States' rights?"
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What's it to you? They 're our animals. Doesn't anyone here respect Federalism? Ever heard of "States' rights?"
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It's nice to know that California isn't the only state with a completely dysfunctional legislature.
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Unless the animal is being injured, I don't see why it should even be illegal. The stereotype of bestiality is of a woman being fucked by a dog, with both parties enjoying themselves. That should not be an illegal act.

Even though we can't write about such things here, as long as no injury is happening to the animal, and the people involved are consenting adults, why should it be illegal?
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Unless the animal is being injured, I don't see why it should even be illegal. The stereotype of bestiality is of a woman being fucked by a dog, with both parties enjoying themselves. That should not be an illegal act.

Even though we can't write about such things here, as long as no injury is happening to the animal, and the people involved are consenting adults, why should it be illegal?
Those are my thoughts. Personally I think fucking a horse is along the same lines as bungeejumping or the like; dangerous and maybe a little stupid, but hey, if you wanna risk it, go ahead.

Now a full grown man fucking a chihuahua? That might be a bit much.
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It's nice to know that California isn't the only state with a completely dysfunctional legislature.
There is only one real candidate for a completely dysfunctional legislature:

Poland's in the 17th and 18th Centuries, when a single delegate's vote could nullify not just the item being debated but the whole year's legislation.


Until the end of the 16th century, unanimity was not required, and the majority-voting process was the most commonly used electoral form. Later, with the rise of power held by Polish magnates, the unanimity principle was reinforced with the institution of the nobility's right of liberum veto (Latin for "I freely forbid"). If the envoys were unable to reach a unanimous decision within six weeks (the time limit of a single session), deliberations were declared null and void. From the mid-17th century onward, any objection to a Sejm resolution — by either an envoy or a senator — automatically caused the rejection of other, previously approved resolutions. This was because all resolutions passed by a given session of the Sejm formed a whole resolution, and, as such, was published as the annual constitution of the Sejm, e.g., Anno Domini 1667. In the 16th century, no single person or small group dared to hold up proceedings, but, from the second half of the 17th century, the liberum veto was used to virtually paralyze the Sejm, and brought the Commonwealth to the brink of collapse. The liberum veto was finally abolished by the May Constitution of Poland in 1791.

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There is only one real candidate for a completely dysfunctional legislature:

Poland's in the 17th and 18th Centuries, when a single delegate's vote could nullify not just the item being debated but the whole year's legislation.


Until the end of the 16th century, unanimity was not required, and the majority-voting process was the most commonly used electoral form. Later, with the rise of power held by Polish magnates, the unanimity principle was reinforced with the institution of the nobility's right of liberum veto (Latin for "I freely forbid"). If the envoys were unable to reach a unanimous decision within six weeks (the time limit of a single session), deliberations were declared null and void. From the mid-17th century onward, any objection to a Sejm resolution — by either an envoy or a senator — automatically caused the rejection of other, previously approved resolutions. This was because all resolutions passed by a given session of the Sejm formed a whole resolution, and, as such, was published as the annual constitution of the Sejm, e.g., Anno Domini 1667. In the 16th century, no single person or small group dared to hold up proceedings, but, from the second half of the 17th century, the liberum veto was used to virtually paralyze the Sejm, and brought the Commonwealth to the brink of collapse. The liberum veto was finally abolished by the May Constitution of Poland in 1791.

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As I recall, it was shortly after that Poland ceased to exist as an independent country.
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There is only one real candidate for a completely dysfunctional legislature:

Poland's in the 17th and 18th Centuries, when a single delegate's vote could nullify not just the item being debated but the whole year's legislation.


Until the end of the 16th century, unanimity was not required, and the majority-voting process was the most commonly used electoral form. Later, with the rise of power held by Polish magnates, the unanimity principle was reinforced with the institution of the nobility's right of liberum veto (Latin for "I freely forbid"). If the envoys were unable to reach a unanimous decision within six weeks (the time limit of a single session), deliberations were declared null and void. From the mid-17th century onward, any objection to a Sejm resolution — by either an envoy or a senator — automatically caused the rejection of other, previously approved resolutions. This was because all resolutions passed by a given session of the Sejm formed a whole resolution, and, as such, was published as the annual constitution of the Sejm, e.g., Anno Domini 1667. In the 16th century, no single person or small group dared to hold up proceedings, but, from the second half of the 17th century, the liberum veto was used to virtually paralyze the Sejm, and brought the Commonwealth to the brink of collapse. The liberum veto was finally abolished by the May Constitution of Poland in 1791.

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I dunno, I think these folks could give old Poland a run for their money:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCn3ZYTU0Y

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Those are my thoughts. Personally I think fucking a horse is along the same lines as bungeejumping or the like; dangerous and maybe a little stupid, but hey, if you wanna risk it, go ahead.

Now a full grown man fucking a chihuahua? That might be a bit much.
Seems to me there was a case in the news recently of a guy molesting horses.

I think animals, like children need to be protected from sexual predators.
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I think animals, like children need to be protected from sexual predators.
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A grown human has the opportunity of saying NO.
Neither animal nor child has that option.
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That's nothing. You should have seen the swordfights in British Parliament centuries ago.
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Those are my thoughts. Personally I think fucking a horse is along the same lines as bungeejumping or the like; dangerous and maybe a little stupid, but hey, if you wanna risk it, go ahead.

Now a full grown man fucking a chihuahua? That might be a bit much.
Human's are the only animal which has to consider this problem.

Most of us can eat various parts of an animal with very little concern about how it was killed, as long as we can be assured it was in sanitary conditions.

Throat sliced, electrocuted, hammer on the head, as long as the floor is clean and the freezer is cold, we don't care.

It seems a little strange that we can happily condone the slaughter of an animal, but then condemn a person who has sex with one.

Beyond that moral conundrum, it's difficult to take the discussion seriously. There was a time when sex with farm animals was given a "boys will be boys" nod, so long as it was discrete. This excludes chickens. A chicken will not survive the experience, or so I am told.

I am sure there are enough Legislators in the Florida House of a sufficient age and background to know all about this sort of thing.
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Seems to me there was a case in the news recently of a guy molesting horses.

I think animals, like children need to be protected from sexual predators.
I used to think the same way as you, and then I saw a video of a golden retriever fucking a woman. The dog didn't look like it was having a bad time.
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That's nothing. You should have seen the swordfights in British Parliament centuries ago.
Kinda makes our parliament seem a little blah doesn't it? On the one hand, I enjoy having a country that functions reasonably well - all threats of coalition governments and proroguing of parliament aside - but on the other, it would just be awesome to see Jack Layton and Harper get into a girly-slap fight.
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Having seen a 'Bride of the Burro' tent show, I was twice astonished at the size of the beasts equipment and the commodiousness of the 'brides' vagina. They must have been lovers off stage as well, because what man could possibly compete with that burro in terms of satisfying her.
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Having seen a 'Bride of the Burro' tent show, I was twice astonished at the size of the beasts equipment and the commodiousness of the 'brides' vagina. They must have been lovers off stage as well, because what man could possibly compete with that burro in terms of satisfying her.
It stands to reason that your perception of "satisfying" a woman relates to penis size, and that you appear to envy the burro.
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That would work, no question. I'm thinkin' the burro might get jealous though and those mothers can really kick.
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