A site of "porn nerds"...

[swedishburrito]

This is pretty much a site of "porn nerds" I've decided. People who would rather get high brow and write about it, rather then do it. I feel for all the guys (and girls) on here who just want some fun person to share there fantasies with and get off. But this site is above that. They would rather role play, then do some good old fashioned wanking off. Silly place.

"If you don't like it, then go watch some porn, and fuck off..."

There... I saved all of you who were going to respond the trouble.

Nice of me...huh??

Michael

The smell of burnt toast filled the kitchen, and overpowered the smell coming from both the overflowing trash can, and the build up of dirty dishes in the sink.
But it paled in comparison to the stench eminating from the litter box at the foot of the stairs.

[AnitaMann]

I am TOTALLY getting a "Porn Nerd" Tshirt!

Maybe I'll take orders... or maybe we can just RP about me taking orders...

[geronimo_appleby]

what a cunt.

[lolaluscious]

Originally Posted by swedishburrito

This is pretty much a site of "porn nerds" I've decided. People who would rather get high brow and write about it, rather then do it. I feel for all the guys (and girls) on here who just want some fun person to share there fantasies with and get off. But this site is above that. They would rather role play, then do some good old fashioned wanking off. Silly place.

"If you don't like it, then go watch some porn, and fuck off..."

There... I saved all of you who were going to respond the trouble.

Nice of me...huh??

Michael

The smell of burnt toast filled the kitchen, and overpowered the smell coming from both the overflowing trash can, and the build up of dirty dishes in the sink.
But it paled in comparison to the stench eminating from the litter box at the foot of the stairs.

hmmm.... someone wants some attention...

[swedishburrito]

But it needs to have Literotica written somewhere on either the front or back...and since it was my idea, I want at least 15%

[Larry101]

this does seem to be a slightly pointless thread......i mean seriously?...he obviously had nothing better to do himself

[swedishburrito]

Named Larry.

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by swedishburrito

Named Larry.

you'll be busy. there's at least a couple of dozen.

you pointless twat.

[Larry101]

Originally Posted by geronimo_appleby

you'll be busy. there's at least a couple of dozen.

you pointless twat.

me the pointless twat or our dour swedish 'friend'?

[swedishburrito]

You really can see what's going on behind you can't you??

I should have thought of that..*****ps.

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by Larry101

me the pointless twat or our dour swedish 'friend'?

the pointless swedish cunt.

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by swedishburrito

You really can see what's going on behind you can't you??

I should have thought of that..*****ps.

fuck off, you cunt.

[swedishburrito]

The rain outside is invigorating. I won't have to water my lawn today. Life is good.

[Larry101]

Originally Posted by swedishburrito

You really can see what's going on behind you can't you??

I should have thought of that..*****ps.

i think somebody here needs a hugs....or has mummy complexes...

[Madcapsule]

Originally Posted by geronimo_appleby

what a cunt.

Originally Posted by geronimo_appleby

you'll be busy. there's at least a couple of dozen.

you pointless twat.

Originally Posted by geronimo_appleby

the pointless swedish cunt.

Originally Posted by geronimo_appleby

fuck off, you cunt.

I've never found the word "cunt" funnier than in the above four posts. Very much agreed GA.

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by Madcapsule

I've never found the word "cunt" funnier than in the above four posts. Very much agreed GA.

you'd think the dim cunt would get the message.

[swedishburrito]

What is it with you guys from the United Kingdom anyway?

Do you always go around pissed off all the time?

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by swedishburrito

What is it with you guys from the United Kingdom anyway?

Do you always go around pissed off all the time?

nah, we just act that way to scare wankers like you.

but we have been known to start a few wars ... and win a goodly percentage.

i blame our mixed bloodline, but others would say it's because of all the quartz.

the quartz is causing time to spped up, which ruins all the biscuits.

you have to have biscuits with tea; no biscuits, no tea = pissed off.

oh, btw, you're still a cunt.

... one final thing. we're english. you want pissed off? try the welsh.

... cunt.

[niv78]

I've had my fair share of phone sex sessions with lovely ladies from Lit, and never once have I RP'd since cyber does nothing for me. Plenty of just regular conversations as well, which is always nice.

So I'm not sure what you are talking about, maybe you just need to work on your approach to women, or you could always try Craig's List

[Madcapsule]

Originally Posted by geronimo_appleby

nah, we just act that way to scare wankers like you.

but we have been known to start a few wars ... and win a goodly percentage.

i blame our mixed bloodline, but others would say it's because of all the quartz.

the quartz is causing time to spped up, which ruins all the biscuits.

you have to have biscuits with tea; no biscuits, no tea = pissed off.

oh, btw, you're still a cunt.

... one final thing. we're english. you want pissed off? try the welsh.

... cunt.

Or the swedish for using their namesake and applying it to such a cunt.

*Returns the C word to GA's very capable hands*

[operaBaritone]

oh DAMN, threatening with the Welsch card

and I'm not UK, and the swede is a cunt... and not in any good sense of the term

:P

[Madcapsule]

Originally Posted by swedishburrito

What is it with you guys from the United Kingdom anyway?

Do you always go around pissed off all the time?

...oh and don't generalise. See so far we've been extremely specific and particular with our comments, you could learn a thing or two!

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by Madcapsule

Or the swedish for using their namesake and applying it to such a cunt.

*Returns the C word to GA's very capable hands*

isn't the cunt from utah?

last time i was in sweden - which, by coincidence, is where my av pic was taken - i didn't see utah on the map.

[niv78]

Oh, and I perfer to be called a Geek and not a Nerd, thanks.

One more addendum, Geronimo, you kind of look like that guy that played in Hot Fuzz and is the new scottie in Star Trek.

[geronimo_appleby]

Originally Posted by niv78

Oh, and I perfer to be called a Geek and not a Nerd, thanks.

One more addendum, Geronimo, you kind of look like that guy that played in Hot Fuzz and is the new scottie in Star Trek.

... now, i'm pissed off.

simon pegg? FFS!