What have you stuck up your ass?

[Toontweeker]

Dildos...18" double header, John Holmes w/ strap-on, and the 18" Dick Rambone. Biggest real cock was honestly 11 3/4", uncut, very fat and on a 120#, 5'4" Pre-op Trans just starting hormones about 20 years ago when I lived up north. Wish I could find her again

[okapirox]

Lots of ideas here - thanks.

Full list: started with a BIC biro. Then a finger, then a candle. Something about that candle - my body temp made it get soft and it would got squeezed narrower in some places by my sphincter, made it a favourite for a long time.

Tried and failed to get it on with a friend, and moved up to a savaloy (long sausage from chip shop)as the Next Best Thing. Liked it when they were still warmmmmmmmm. Used those for years as a hot-cock substitute. They give a bit which is nice.

Last year I bought some butt plugs and dildos. Don't really get on with the big ones So I can't imagine taking on a cucumber.

Even today, I quite like playing with quite small toys - sort of reminds me what I felt when that first BIC biro 'popped' through all those years ago. Extra bonus is that the hexagonal shaft of BICs is really nice to turn slowly. Whole different bunch of sensations.

Actually, thinking about it, length-ways ridges and slow rotation is definitely something that sex toys don't exploit... maybe I should patent it?

[mwm45]

over the years, started out with little toy bout the size of middle finger, have done beer bottle necks,sausages,fishing pole handle(that was pretty great)chair legs(works great on all fours),buttplugs, a variety of dildos, Ice cubes (half moon shaped ones), and just this morning have a set of 3 balls on a cord about 1 3/4" diameter that have 3 vibrating choices wound up with all 3 balls in my ass and used all 3 vibrating modes and had a hell of an orgasm.

[Kenneth19]

A cucumber, my fist, and a bat.

[downforce]

When I was first discovering anal play, it would be things like cucumbers, and maybe a banana every now and then. Did a broom handle once. Had cock, of course. 3 of my own *size 13* fingers all at once, a butt plug, countless dildo's and rabbits*the sex toy rabbit*

[the_apocalypse]

so far it's been carrots,fingers, dildos, butt-plugs and beer bottles just waiting now for a juicy cock

[bluesky496]

i have tried a candle , a rubber bullet, the handle of a toilet brush, a cooked sausage (and eaten it afterwards)and the handle of a golf umbrella, do any of those count ?

[Phydeax69]

Forgot about this one...re-reading the thread spurred my memory on a few things I missed...

One was the handle of a gavel that my wife used when she held office in an organization! It was sitting out for that nights meeting, and I felt "inspired" Got it slick and up my ass it went! (used it a few times while she was in office)

Now that she's not in office, and it's changed hands a few times, I think it's funny when I attend one of the meetings and I see it! (and wish she'd get back into office...it was a decent fuck!)

Getting desperate a few times before I purchased a proper rubber cock, I also used some of the bottles in my liquor cabinet....one in particular was an Irish Mist bottle....best served because it's ball-like cap screws on (no chance of losing it) and the bottle has a nice taper! A few wine bottles found their way into my hole...always either corked, or re-corked!


I also tried stuffing my Aquafresh toothpaste can (the aerosol version) up my ass, but it's a tad thick without proper prep.....and if I'm properly prepped, I usually just keep fucking my dildo!

[Bisexguy]

I started with cotton swabs and my finger when I was very little and worked my way up to a tampon (took it from the box of them my older sister kept in the bathroom). When I found my mom's vibrator I started using it, of course I carefully cleaned it and put it back each time so I wouldn't get found out. I also used the neck of a long neck beer bottle for a long time when I was a teen and couldn't get sex toys.

Since then I have used anal beads, butt plugs, dildos, had a strap on used on me a few times, and of course real cocks.

[bidaddy]

I found that the tolet bowl handle works well as the plunger part sucks its self to the floor. But any thing will work. i like a nice big 8 to 10 inch cock the best.

[Trap1]

I stuck my wife's dildo in my ass. That was quite the feeling.

[bidaddy]

Originally Posted by Trap1

I stuck my wife's dildo in my ass. That was quite the feeling.

YOU CAN STICK THAT COCK IN MY ASS AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR

[Trap1]

Thanks bidaddy, I would love to push it on your rosebud until the head breaks through! I love that feeling.

[Phydeax69]

Originally Posted by Trap1

I stuck my wife's dildo in my ass. That was quite the feeling.

My wife had a pretty nice collection of dildo's until she decided that she didn't really use them all that much and decided to toss them....Now I have my own! hahaha!!!

[havesomefun1138]

These days its dildos, butt plugs, my rude boy (male toy), anal beads, tongues, fingers, etc.

In the past - anything going - bed knob, drum stick, basically anything with a phallic shape...

[amnesiac_1]

Originally Posted by Jenna2641

The plastic handle of a toilet bowl plunger. The handle was rippled, so if you had a dirty mind, it looked just like a glass sexy toy anyway.

I used to have one of those. It was yellow and so nice. I left it in my last house when I moved. Darn....

[Phydeax69]

Originally Posted by amnesiac_1

I used to have one of those. It was yellow and so nice. I left it in my last house when I moved. Darn....

Bed, Bath, and Beyond have them! ;-)


(also, I think I've seen them in K-Mart)

[satintex]

When I was a kid I didn't didn't know the dangers, so now I stick with toys mostly. In the past, screw driver handle, plunger, D cell mag flash light, vacuum cleaner handle( old one with a rubber handle cover with finger grips), fruits and veggies, 1 7/8 trailer hitch(nearly passed out from that one), panties,bottles pool cue handle, golf ball in a condom, fishing rod handle with large ball on the end, several of the knobbed handles on the tools and machines in my work shop.

[twenty585]

I have yet to do anything besides fingers. If anyone has some suggestions on good things to get started with send me a pm.

[thebig1234]

fingers, toothbrushes, this tiny cone thing, a mini baseball bat, a candle, this long plastic swirly wand, but my favorte is this whisker it is AWESOME im attatching a pic of it i havn't built up enough courage to get a dildo......yet and once i get one i have a feeling ill get many more and i also have never taken a cock but its one of my goals for the next 5 years

[Phydeax69]

Originally Posted by thebig1234

fingers, toothbrushes, this tiny cone thing, a mini baseball bat, a candle, this long plastic swirly wand, but my favorte is this whisker it is AWESOME im attatching a pic of it i havn't built up enough courage to get a dildo......yet and once i get one i have a feeling ill get many more and i also have never taken a cock but its one of my goals for the next 5 years

Oh just get a dildo, you won't be dissappointed!!!!

GO back and read mine, I had a whole lot of crazy stuff up my ass over the years! hahaha!

Nothing like something that's perfectly shaped, goes in easy, and you can work it up really great! (something with a suction cup is even better!)

[thebig1234]

Originally Posted by Phydeax69

Oh just get a dildo, you won't be dissappointed!!!!

GO back and read mine, I had a whole lot of crazy stuff up my ass over the years! hahaha!

Nothing like something that's perfectly shaped, goes in easy, and you can work it up really great! (something with a suction cup is even better!)

i highly reccommend the whisker though it feels awesome slides in and out well cant get stuck adn is thick at the tip

[fella63]

there was the brush handle, my gilette razor handle!! very nicely ribbed. My ex's rabbit felt huge! then I turned it on and exploded. finger, thumb....really like my thumb......CAUTION! I used my toilet bowl scrubber handle. felt great, but the next time I cleaned my toilet, the handle came off in my hand. I about vomitted when I realized that just as easily could have come off in my ass!!!!

[satintex]

I strongly urge caution. 20 years ago I didn't know any better and I used a golf ball. I couldn't get it out no matter how hard I pushed. I had to go to the hospital and have a proctologist remove it for me. It was embarassing checking in. He had to numb the sphincter muscles with shots then use some tool to open me up and remove it. Since I was numb back there there was no pleasurable feeling.

It was not a fun experience at all. Have fun but be smart.

[avrgblkgrl]

I've been gradually increasing the size of my butt plug so that I'll be ready for tomorrow night...
my first time getting fucked in the ass. I'm both scared and excited.