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06-17-2012, 11:46 PM
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shanesinforit is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Melbourne. Aust
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Wife was a sleep yesterday morning, i was horny so got up showered, enjoyed an hour long enema session then slowly worked up arse loose until i could slide shampoo bottle into it.
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06-18-2012, 01:06 AM
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littlesquirt is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: right there with a bowl of jello. green jello
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wow this got me thinking.
my own fingers.
then pens, markers.
then I discovered long neck beer bottles. had a lot of fun with those over the years.
used my wife's vibrators. the small one first then worked my way up to the big one which really stretched me.
I worked the night shift, all alone in this big building, would go into the ladies room, put a condom on the toilet plunger and fuck myself silly on the couch in there.
I got a small butt plug and vibrator after my divorce, oh yeah and anal beads.
hot dogs and even celery sticks!
not sure if I got everything.
Wow this brings back lot of memories. Don't do it anymore.
But I think I may have a beer or two in the refrig!
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06-18-2012, 01:10 AM
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jhenry922 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Southern BC canada
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dildoes Anyone?
All of the items in this picture
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08-06-2012, 01:55 PM
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gk6h is offline
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: In the South
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Fingers, dildo, and the real deal...so good
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08-06-2012, 08:29 PM
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bicurious88 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
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My roommate has this miniature baseball bat but its still pretty big but i was alittle intimidated by it, one day i was roleplaying with this girl (i was her sex slave she was my mistress) i told her about the bat and she told me to do it. it took about an hour to get it in my ass but wow it was worth it. she enjoyed the pics i sent her
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08-06-2012, 08:57 PM
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biguy2332 is offline
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I had a screwdriver handle, a cucumber, and a small vibrator. I almost got my whole fist in last night.  I'd like to get a whole bunch of toys for myself, though. |
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08-06-2012, 10:46 PM
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SomecallmeTim is offline
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Canada
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a dildo and vibrating anal beads
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08-06-2012, 10:48 PM
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Trimjob69 is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Wisconsin
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Originally Posted by SomecallmeTim
a dildo and vibrating anal beads
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08-06-2012, 10:51 PM
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SomecallmeTim is offline
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Canada
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and thick too |
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08-06-2012, 11:46 PM
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Location: Midwest
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Just my fingers and a small dildo. Oh and yes a real cock. Ok more than just one.
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08-06-2012, 11:50 PM
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anons is offline
Join Date: May 2012
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A dildo and my fingers
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08-06-2012, 11:52 PM
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Cumevryday9 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Virginia
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Originally Posted by Nataliefun41
Just my fingers and a small dildo. Oh and yes a real cock. Ok more than just one.
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08-06-2012, 11:53 PM
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MoleskineScribbler is offline
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Originally Posted by jhenry922
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Wow! Nice. |
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08-07-2012, 02:08 AM
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LyinBeard is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Central Vic, Australia
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My list includes:
Two of the wife's vibrators, one small, one 9"
The end of a toothbrush
A couple of carrots
Fingers
Nothing real yet 
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08-07-2012, 02:23 AM
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anons is offline
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I wish I had someone to stick their cock in my ass
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08-07-2012, 11:01 AM
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EMPRESSLAINIE is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Summerlin, NV
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my fingers
when I was 7, 15, and 21, a cock
for the last 20 yrs a bingo marker
and sometimes a small vibrator
a strapon 10 incher not all the way, by me.
I almost forgot, a C battery.....not recommended, too hard to shit out after it went in all the way.
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08-07-2012, 09:26 PM
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Rainbow_dash is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: kentucky
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Lightsaber while dressed as Asajj Ventress from star wars.
Look it up.
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08-08-2012, 01:59 AM
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kingem125 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Spring hill Tennessee
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I have had an ice cube,a dick, fingers,vibrator,q tip, tooth paste, small pickle, coffe enema, my home made enema syringe,water, grapes, wrigglers and orbits gum, some random metal adapop plug,konnect rod, ginger (yes like the dry ground spice),Poop,Lego mans head,cling wrap....I think that's it
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08-08-2012, 04:47 AM
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rbone04 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Midwest
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Started with my large red boy butt plug, just pulled out my inflatable dildo (smartest purchase ever) and about to take a seat on my colt 10" anal explorer. Wish me luck!
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08-08-2012, 04:49 AM
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cherylashi26 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Netherlands
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Just a finger. And I didn't much enjoy it so I haven't been back there.
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08-08-2012, 06:29 AM
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oxfordsea is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Pacific NW
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Originally Posted by bicurious88
My roommate has this miniature baseball bat but its still pretty big but i was alittle intimidated by it, one day i was roleplaying with this girl (i was her sex slave she was my mistress) i told her about the bat and she told me to do it. it took about an hour to get it in my ass but wow it was worth it. she enjoyed the pics i sent her
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Impressive. End of broomstick, best my tight ass can take. Finger, well, that's the obvious usual. Daily really. Some massage toys also work well and fit up my tight ass. |
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08-08-2012, 07:42 AM
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bottomshooter is offline
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Next thing for me after my 6 inch dildo to warm me up is a 9 inch cucumber
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08-08-2012, 07:56 AM
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oxfordsea is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Pacific NW
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You
Once I get really brave, lubed and slowly worked up, I'd like to have you inside my tight ass.
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08-08-2012, 08:04 AM
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bottomshooter is offline
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Once I get really brave, lubed and slowly worked up, I'd like to have you inside my tight ass.
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08-08-2012, 09:31 PM
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Rainbow_dash is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: kentucky
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bottomshooter I love your name and like the idea of my bottom being shot full.
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