What have you stuck up your ass?

[shanesinforit]

Wife was a sleep yesterday morning, i was horny so got up showered, enjoyed an hour long enema session then slowly worked up arse loose until i could slide shampoo bottle into it.
Felt great and she slept thru the whole thing.

[littlesquirt]

wow this got me thinking.

my own fingers.
then pens, markers.
then I discovered long neck beer bottles. had a lot of fun with those over the years.
used my wife's vibrators. the small one first then worked my way up to the big one which really stretched me.
I worked the night shift, all alone in this big building, would go into the ladies room, put a condom on the toilet plunger and fuck myself silly on the couch in there.
I got a small butt plug and vibrator after my divorce, oh yeah and anal beads.
hot dogs and even celery sticks!

not sure if I got everything.

Wow this brings back lot of memories. Don't do it anymore.

But I think I may have a beer or two in the refrig!

[jhenry922]

All of the items in this picture

[gk6h]

Fingers, dildo, and the real deal...so good

[bicurious88]

My roommate has this miniature baseball bat but its still pretty big but i was alittle intimidated by it, one day i was roleplaying with this girl (i was her sex slave she was my mistress) i told her about the bat and she told me to do it. it took about an hour to get it in my ass but wow it was worth it. she enjoyed the pics i sent her

[biguy2332]

I had a screwdriver handle, a cucumber, and a small vibrator. I almost got my whole fist in last night. I'd like to get a whole bunch of toys for myself, though.

[SomecallmeTim]

a dildo and vibrating anal beads

[Trimjob69]

Originally Posted by SomecallmeTim

a dildo and vibrating anal beads

Lucky dildo

[SomecallmeTim]

and thick too

[Nataliefun41]

Just my fingers and a small dildo. Oh and yes a real cock. Ok more than just one.

[anons]

A dildo and my fingers

[Cumevryday9]

Originally Posted by Nataliefun41

Just my fingers and a small dildo. Oh and yes a real cock. Ok more than just one.

I'd love to stick my tongue in it too

[MoleskineScribbler]

Originally Posted by jhenry922

All of the items in this picture

Wow! Nice.

[LyinBeard]

My list includes:

Two of the wife's vibrators, one small, one 9"
The end of a toothbrush
A couple of carrots
Fingers
Nothing real yet

[anons]

I wish I had someone to stick their cock in my ass

[EMPRESSLAINIE]

my fingers
when I was 7, 15, and 21, a cock
for the last 20 yrs a bingo marker
and sometimes a small vibrator
a strapon 10 incher not all the way, by me.
I almost forgot, a C battery.....not recommended, too hard to shit out after it went in all the way.

[Rainbow_dash]

Lightsaber while dressed as Asajj Ventress from star wars.

Look it up.

[kingem125]

I have had an ice cube,a dick, fingers,vibrator,q tip, tooth paste, small pickle, coffe enema, my home made enema syringe,water, grapes, wrigglers and orbits gum, some random metal adapop plug,konnect rod, ginger (yes like the dry ground spice),Poop,Lego mans head,cling wrap....I think that's it

[rbone04]

Started with my large red boy butt plug, just pulled out my inflatable dildo (smartest purchase ever) and about to take a seat on my colt 10" anal explorer. Wish me luck!

[cherylashi26]

Just a finger. And I didn't much enjoy it so I haven't been back there.

[oxfordsea]

Originally Posted by bicurious88

My roommate has this miniature baseball bat but its still pretty big but i was alittle intimidated by it, one day i was roleplaying with this girl (i was her sex slave she was my mistress) i told her about the bat and she told me to do it. it took about an hour to get it in my ass but wow it was worth it. she enjoyed the pics i sent her

Impressive. End of broomstick, best my tight ass can take. Finger, well, that's the obvious usual. Daily really. Some massage toys also work well and fit up my tight ass.

[bottomshooter]

Next thing for me after my 6 inch dildo to warm me up is a 9 inch cucumber

[oxfordsea]

Once I get really brave, lubed and slowly worked up, I'd like to have you inside my tight ass.

[bottomshooter]

Originally Posted by oxfordsea

Once I get really brave, lubed and slowly worked up, I'd like to have you inside my tight ass.

[Rainbow_dash]

bottomshooter I love your name and like the idea of my bottom being shot full.