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Old 04-11-2010, 05:26 AM   #1
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I Saw the Bride's Boob!

Plunging neckline, stiff fabric gathered below the breasts, no bra. She’s dancing, I’m playing keyboards, tucked behind the PA speaker where I can watch without being obvious about it. I’m waiting patiently, knowing my peek-a-boo moment is inevitable. Sure enough, during the first chorus of “Brown Eyed Girl” her top billows out for a second, affording me the perfect angle for a fleeting glimpse. Her tit (the right one) is about halfway between a champagne glass and a goblet, bottom heavy, the nipple aimed slightly upwards.

I love my job!

ETA: It was a cotton-ish cocktail dress, not a wedding dress, for an outdoor thing.

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Old 04-11-2010, 06:38 AM   #2
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This thread is most definitely %100 PWP

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Old 04-11-2010, 08:38 AM   #3
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Old 04-11-2010, 09:09 AM   #4
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The third one looks familiar for some reason.
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Old 04-11-2010, 09:10 AM   #6
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Are you a wedding photographer? If so, that job is vastly more fascinating than I would have thought.
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Old 04-11-2010, 09:11 AM   #7
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Old 04-11-2010, 10:09 AM   #8
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Og has a large collection of feelthy pictures.

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Old 04-11-2010, 10:19 AM   #9
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Here are more that I have borrowed from Og's archive.

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Old 04-11-2010, 11:03 AM   #10
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I bow to Og's great collection.

I checked mine and the only one fit for mixed company is too large and I'm too lazy to size it.
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Old 04-11-2010, 11:18 AM   #11
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Old 04-11-2010, 12:23 PM   #12
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These are just about perfect.

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Plunging neckline, stiff fabric gathered below the breasts, no bra. She’s dancing, I’m playing keyboards, tucked behind the PA speaker where I can watch without being obvious about it. I’m waiting patiently, knowing my peek-a-boo moment is inevitable. Sure enough, during the first chorus of “Brown Eyed Girl” her top billows out for a second, affording me the perfect angle for a fleeting glimpse. Her tit (the right one) is about halfway between a champagne glass and a goblet, bottom heavy, the nipple aimed slightly upwards.
So? Where's the story? This sounds like a plot-bunny if I ever heard one. But it would have to be at the wedding for sure if you want the story to work
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So? Where's the story? This sounds like a plot-bunny if I ever heard one. But it would have to be at the wedding for sure if you want the story to work
I'm working on one as we speak called "The Failed Wedding." It's the only way I can make this bunny humping my leg to go away.

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Old 04-11-2010, 03:11 PM   #16
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I'm working on one as we speak called "The Failed Wedding." It's the only way I can make this bunny humping my leg to go away.

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But you need a thousand words.
I see you have never read any of my stories. one thousand words doesn't even cover the intro.
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That's what you get for looking at dirty pictures
What is dirty to some is, uh.....

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Now I'm thinking of taking some of these before the wedding and saving them for his gift for our first anniversary
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Old 04-11-2010, 08:18 PM   #21
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Any more anecdotes of accidental boobage at a wedding? I would think the tossing of the bouquet would be the perfect opportunity for an errant breast to make an appearance.
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Now I'm thinking of taking some of these before the wedding and saving them for his gift for our first anniversary
Need a photographer?
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:43 AM   #23
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Now I'm thinking of taking some of these before the wedding and saving them for his gift for our first anniversary
I think some of the brides in the pictures I've uploaded had the same idea.

They didn't expect their "friends" to post them all over the net.

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I think some of the brides in the pictures I've uploaded had the same idea.

They didn't expect their "friends" to post them all over the net.

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Need a photographer?
Lol. I figured someone would offer.
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