musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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There is a girl who lives in apartment 3B, a woman actually. She is the most beautiful and interesting girl I have ever known. I met her on the elevator one day as we were both heading to our apartments. Obviously we live in the same building, I however live in apartment 4A. We only see each other in passing, I find myself admiring her beauty from afar most times. We both live exciting New York lives, our apartments being on the South side of Central Park though she has a view from her apartment whereas I do not.
She told me she is a field agent for the FBI and gets sent all over the world in responses to global terriorism. I believe her, as though I look for her everyday, sometimes it can be a month between sightings. I picture her in a dark room meeting with Al-Queda opperatives undercover. There is a shoot out, something has gone wrong in the translation and one of the terrorists gets upset. She rolls backwards over the table, griping the end so that it falls with her in a way that can serve as a kind of shield against gunfire.
She pressed her back against the table and fires back at the men shooting her way. Her backup bursts through the door killing her attackers. She has escaped another bad run in with terrorists. Though the country is a little bit safer because of her.
Of course all of this is bullshit, I actually have never meet the girl living in apartment 3B. I want to, believe me I do. There have been times where she and I are taking the elevator together, alone. I open my mouth to speak and I freeze up, of course she never notices as the door opens to her floor and she walks away. As for her job, well a girl like her is probably a model or something.
I don't know why I cannot find up the courage to talk to her. Maybe if you saw her you would know why. I am a completely uninteresting guy, unlike the life I imagine the girl from 3B having. I am a bestselling novelist, and before you start to praise me for that, by bestselling novelist I mean Science Fiction bestsellers. Yeah, I'm that kind of turd, nerd, geek, dweeb, whatever you want to call it. Though Sci-Fi lovers call me Kyle Johnson.
Not to say my love life is hopelessly void, that is far from the case. But the league the girl from 3B is in, well that's just not something attainable for me. I lack self-confidence sure, who knows she may not care that I write science-fiction novels. Hell, she may be a geek behind closed doors, what do I know? All I know is that I have never been able to so much as say hi to the beautiful woman in 3B.
I was in the basement when my most recent opportunity came about. The buildings basement serve as a large laundry room. At the time I was taking a load of whites out of the dryer and praying that the dryer monster did not steal one of my socks. I was bent over in the dryer making sure it was in fact empty when I heard the laundry room door open. I jerked my head out too quickly and banging my head on the rim with a clang.
Rubbing my head I straightened and looked for the person who had just entered the laundry room. My eyes went wide and my cheeks went red as I saw the girl from 3B standing at the long row of washers against the wall, her laundry bag sitting on the washer beside her. She glanced at me as I rubbed my head where I wacked it, but turned to her laundry quickly.
Again I opened my mouth to speak but again nothing came out.
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(I am looking for someone to play the girl in 3B. This is a writting experiment, meant to be a completely improvised thread. You decide who the girl from 3b really is, maybe she's an assassin, or a vampire, or an actress/porn star. Nothing is off limits. Before posting I ask that you please PM me your post first. I want someone here capable of writting with imagination and detail, no one liners, no one paragraphers please.)
P.S. Yes this is a repost of the same thread, however my last one has since died away, because my partner vanished. Anyone still interested in this?
She told me she is a field agent for the FBI and gets sent all over the world in responses to global terriorism. I believe her, as though I look for her everyday, sometimes it can be a month between sightings. I picture her in a dark room meeting with Al-Queda opperatives undercover. There is a shoot out, something has gone wrong in the translation and one of the terrorists gets upset. She rolls backwards over the table, griping the end so that it falls with her in a way that can serve as a kind of shield against gunfire.
She pressed her back against the table and fires back at the men shooting her way. Her backup bursts through the door killing her attackers. She has escaped another bad run in with terrorists. Though the country is a little bit safer because of her.
Of course all of this is bullshit, I actually have never meet the girl living in apartment 3B. I want to, believe me I do. There have been times where she and I are taking the elevator together, alone. I open my mouth to speak and I freeze up, of course she never notices as the door opens to her floor and she walks away. As for her job, well a girl like her is probably a model or something.
I don't know why I cannot find up the courage to talk to her. Maybe if you saw her you would know why. I am a completely uninteresting guy, unlike the life I imagine the girl from 3B having. I am a bestselling novelist, and before you start to praise me for that, by bestselling novelist I mean Science Fiction bestsellers. Yeah, I'm that kind of turd, nerd, geek, dweeb, whatever you want to call it. Though Sci-Fi lovers call me Kyle Johnson.
Not to say my love life is hopelessly void, that is far from the case. But the league the girl from 3B is in, well that's just not something attainable for me. I lack self-confidence sure, who knows she may not care that I write science-fiction novels. Hell, she may be a geek behind closed doors, what do I know? All I know is that I have never been able to so much as say hi to the beautiful woman in 3B.
I was in the basement when my most recent opportunity came about. The buildings basement serve as a large laundry room. At the time I was taking a load of whites out of the dryer and praying that the dryer monster did not steal one of my socks. I was bent over in the dryer making sure it was in fact empty when I heard the laundry room door open. I jerked my head out too quickly and banging my head on the rim with a clang.
Rubbing my head I straightened and looked for the person who had just entered the laundry room. My eyes went wide and my cheeks went red as I saw the girl from 3B standing at the long row of washers against the wall, her laundry bag sitting on the washer beside her. She glanced at me as I rubbed my head where I wacked it, but turned to her laundry quickly.
Again I opened my mouth to speak but again nothing came out.
http://theplace2.ru/photos/photo.php?id=214550
(I am looking for someone to play the girl in 3B. This is a writting experiment, meant to be a completely improvised thread. You decide who the girl from 3b really is, maybe she's an assassin, or a vampire, or an actress/porn star. Nothing is off limits. Before posting I ask that you please PM me your post first. I want someone here capable of writting with imagination and detail, no one liners, no one paragraphers please.)
P.S. Yes this is a repost of the same thread, however my last one has since died away, because my partner vanished. Anyone still interested in this?
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