Heavy, Hanging BIG milf boobs

[knightinparis]

You know - nice young firm ones are nice and all, but I get far more turned on by the sight and feel of big boobs that have begun their descent. A Busty Mature woman just makes me quiver with lust. I'd love to hear others' thoughts on this and, of course see pics of some hanging beauties.


As for the "Personal ad" aspect of this post, if you are on Long Island (or not and only interested in hot exchange aspect) read on:

Handsome, Muscular, Dominant WM seeking an older MILF with BIG breasts that are showing the effects of gravity for heated erotic email & phone exchange, hopefully leading to adult play.

That hang, the weight and sway of your luscious, full breasts just makes me crazy. Makes me want to grab you by the nipples, lift those heavy beauties and use them to lead you where I want you to go. Big areolae? even more so.

You should be undeniably oversexed, criminally underutilized, NO YOUNGER THAN 40 - NO SMALLER THAN a D cup, sexually submissive by nature, sexually aggressive of necessity (or seriously considering it), interested in role-play, smooth as silk from the eyebrows down, phallatio obsessed, and of reasonable proportions. (Zoftig, curvy, full figured are all forms of beauty - the need to use a mirror to see your shoes? not so much.) Oh yeah, and intelligent (oh how I wish I could leave that one off the list).

Play, should we get to that point, will be almost exclusively sexual. For instance: porn surfing to explore and evoke one another's erotic proclivities, role play, public tease displays of your endowment and submissive devotion, private training for deep throat skills and ability to achieve mammary orgasm, among other, less colorful activities.

Please respond with something both literate and vulgar.

Jake

[Firebrain]

You don't ask for much, eh?

I just want a bowl of cereal. Cereal, people. Any takers...?

[knightinparis]

Just trying to avoid wasted time.

[GhostRider2099]

thats stright to the point mate. i wish i had a meet an enchating lass to talk with topics can be as wild or conseveritve as they come. how are you doing firebrain its nice to meet you

[Brave Maximus]

Originally Posted by Firebrain

I just want a bowl of cereal. Cereal, people. Any takers...?

Depends on the type of cereal... never been a fan of cheerios or sherddies or the like....

I will admit, I still head down the cereal isle and look at froot loops or lucky charms though

[Firebrain]

It's nice to meet you too, Ghostrider. How does one ride a ghost, exactly?

I should point out that I did ask for cereal and not serial killers. Just so I don't waste anyone's time, like.

In other news, I had Cornflakes and they were lush.

[dkovic77]

hmmmmm...corn flakes

[Firebrain]

Originally Posted by dkovic77

hmmmmm...corn flakes

No sugar. Just all naked...mmm.

Anyway, I'm going to stop jacking this guy's thread and let him wade through the heap of responses.

[Tio_Narratore]

Watch out for the corn flakes. They were developed at Dr. Kellogg's clinic for self-abusing boys in Battle Creek, Michigan. Meat used to be common for breakfast then, and Kellogg believed it led to excessive desires. He developed the corn flake to reduce sexual interest and promote "healthy living."

(Don't smirk if you eat Post cereals; the Reverend C. W.Post thought his breakfast foods would not only cut down on self-abuse, but would encourage a missionary spirit in good Christians).

[papadoc19]

I could ready go for a bowl of cereal right now.

[ketalia]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

Watch out for the corn flakes. They were developed at Dr. Kellogg's clinic for self-abusing boys in Battle Creek, Michigan. Meat used to be common for breakfast then, and Kellogg believed it led to excessive desires. He developed the corn flake to reduce sexual interest and promote "healthy living."

(Don't smirk if you eat Post cereals; the Reverend C. W.Post thought his breakfast foods would not only cut down on self-abuse, but would encourage a missionary spirit in good Christians).

Graham crackers were too. Reverend Graham thought that a bland wholesome diet would create a bland wholesome life, free from carnal urges and unabated lust.


Cool ad, Knight. I hope you're getting lots of takers. It seems like the detailed ads like yours receive better results then your generic one-liners.

[peachydreams]

Originally Posted by knightinparis

You should be undeniably oversexed, criminally underutilized, NO YOUNGER THAN 40 - NO SMALLER THAN a D cup, sexually submissive by nature, sexually aggressive of necessity (or seriously considering it), interested in role-play, smooth as silk from the eyebrows down, phallatio obsessed, and of reasonable proportions. (Zoftig, curvy, full figured are all forms of beauty - the need to use a mirror to see your shoes? not so much.) Oh yeah, and intelligent (oh how I wish I could leave that one off the list).

Play, should we get to that point, will be almost exclusively sexual. For instance: porn surfing to explore and evoke one another's erotic proclivities, role play, public tease displays of your endowment and submissive devotion, private training for deep throat skills and ability to achieve mammary orgasm, among other, less colorful activities.

Please respond with something both literate and vulgar.

Jake

Oversexed (check), underutlized (double check), age 52, DD, Yes to all points, I already have the deep throat skills, however unfortunately I am way down south in Georgia. So unless you are planning a trip to the deep south, I guess that's a no.

[Elise1157]

Now sure I have all the characteristics but there is hope for busty old ladies!

[StarGazer58]

Originally Posted by Elise1157

Now sure I have all the characteristics but there is hope for busty old ladies!

Which of the characteristics do you meet?

[bossman007]

Yup...Still looking for a virgin boy 18-21 for picture swap and chat,we love big hanging balls...send us a pm