Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Literotica Personals

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 11-26-2009, 06:04 PM   #1
knightinparis
Virgin
 
knightinparis is offline
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: NYC
Posts: 4
Heavy, Hanging BIG milf boobs

You know - nice young firm ones are nice and all, but I get far more turned on by the sight and feel of big boobs that have begun their descent. A Busty Mature woman just makes me quiver with lust. I'd love to hear others' thoughts on this and, of course see pics of some hanging beauties.


As for the "Personal ad" aspect of this post, if you are on Long Island (or not and only interested in hot exchange aspect) read on:

Handsome, Muscular, Dominant WM seeking an older MILF with BIG breasts that are showing the effects of gravity for heated erotic email & phone exchange, hopefully leading to adult play.

That hang, the weight and sway of your luscious, full breasts just makes me crazy. Makes me want to grab you by the nipples, lift those heavy beauties and use them to lead you where I want you to go. Big areolae? even more so.

You should be undeniably oversexed, criminally underutilized, NO YOUNGER THAN 40 - NO SMALLER THAN a D cup, sexually submissive by nature, sexually aggressive of necessity (or seriously considering it), interested in role-play, smooth as silk from the eyebrows down, phallatio obsessed, and of reasonable proportions. (Zoftig, curvy, full figured are all forms of beauty - the need to use a mirror to see your shoes? not so much.) Oh yeah, and intelligent (oh how I wish I could leave that one off the list).

Play, should we get to that point, will be almost exclusively sexual. For instance: porn surfing to explore and evoke one another's erotic proclivities, role play, public tease displays of your endowment and submissive devotion, private training for deep throat skills and ability to achieve mammary orgasm, among other, less colorful activities.

Please respond with something both literate and vulgar.

Jake
__________________
Knight
Lance (alot)
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-26-2009, 07:33 PM   #2
Firebrain
Pouting: never gets old.
 
Firebrain's Avatar
 
Firebrain is offline
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Sunny England
Posts: 2,053
You don't ask for much, eh?

I just want a bowl of cereal. Cereal, people. Any takers...?
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 01:56 AM   #3
knightinparis
Virgin
 
knightinparis is offline
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: NYC
Posts: 4
what? too specific?

Just trying to avoid wasted time.
__________________
Knight
Lance (alot)
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 04:41 PM   #4
GhostRider2099
Virgin
 
GhostRider2099 is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: i live in south Cail
Posts: 6
thats stright to the point mate. i wish i had a meet an enchating lass to talk with topics can be as wild or conseveritve as they come. how are you doing firebrain its nice to meet you
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 05:12 PM   #5
Brave Maximus
Returned White Knight
 
Brave Maximus's Avatar
 
Brave Maximus is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In the shadow of a Moonlight Butterfly, Searching for a Lithium Flower
Posts: 7,803
Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebrain View Post
I just want a bowl of cereal. Cereal, people. Any takers...?
Depends on the type of cereal... never been a fan of cheerios or sherddies or the like....

I will admit, I still head down the cereal isle and look at froot loops or lucky charms though
__________________
How am I going to be an optimist about this.....?


I was left to my own devices
Many days fell away with nothing to show

We were caught up and lost in all of our vices
In your pose as the dust settled around us

Oh where do we begin?
The rubble or our sins?
Oh oh where do we begin?
The rubble or our sins?

And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Grey clouds roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above

But if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
You've been here before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

If you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

Pompeii - Bastille
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 05:28 PM   #6
Firebrain
Pouting: never gets old.
 
Firebrain's Avatar
 
Firebrain is offline
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Sunny England
Posts: 2,053
It's nice to meet you too, Ghostrider. How does one ride a ghost, exactly?

I should point out that I did ask for cereal and not serial killers. Just so I don't waste anyone's time, like.

In other news, I had Cornflakes and they were lush.
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 05:32 PM   #7
dkovic77
Literotica Guru
 
dkovic77 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: East Coast
Posts: 6,391
hmmmmm...corn flakes
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 05:42 PM   #8
Firebrain
Pouting: never gets old.
 
Firebrain's Avatar
 
Firebrain is offline
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Sunny England
Posts: 2,053
Quote:
Originally Posted by dkovic77 View Post
hmmmmm...corn flakes
No sugar. Just all naked...mmm.

Anyway, I'm going to stop jacking this guy's thread and let him wade through the heap of responses.
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 06:00 PM   #9
Tio_Narratore
Everybody Party!
 
Tio_Narratore's Avatar
 
Tio_Narratore is offline
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: North
Posts: 41,808
Watch out for the corn flakes. They were developed at Dr. Kellogg's clinic for self-abusing boys in Battle Creek, Michigan. Meat used to be common for breakfast then, and Kellogg believed it led to excessive desires. He developed the corn flake to reduce sexual interest and promote "healthy living."

(Don't smirk if you eat Post cereals; the Reverend C. W.Post thought his breakfast foods would not only cut down on self-abuse, but would encourage a missionary spirit in good Christians).
__________________
Link to my stories...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 08:37 PM   #10
papadoc19
Words are Wind...
 
papadoc19's Avatar
 
papadoc19 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 93,131
I could ready go for a bowl of cereal right now.
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-27-2009, 10:06 PM   #11
ketalia
Really Experienced
 
ketalia's Avatar
 
ketalia is offline
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: through the looking glass
Posts: 284
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore View Post
Watch out for the corn flakes. They were developed at Dr. Kellogg's clinic for self-abusing boys in Battle Creek, Michigan. Meat used to be common for breakfast then, and Kellogg believed it led to excessive desires. He developed the corn flake to reduce sexual interest and promote "healthy living."

(Don't smirk if you eat Post cereals; the Reverend C. W.Post thought his breakfast foods would not only cut down on self-abuse, but would encourage a missionary spirit in good Christians).

Graham crackers were too. Reverend Graham thought that a bland wholesome diet would create a bland wholesome life, free from carnal urges and unabated lust.


Cool ad, Knight. I hope you're getting lots of takers. It seems like the detailed ads like yours receive better results then your generic one-liners.
__________________
ketalia

"and then Buffy Staked Edward. The End."

Avatar info: Blue Flower, by Georgia O'Keeffe
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-29-2009, 10:22 PM   #12
peachydreams
Literotica Guru
 
peachydreams's Avatar
 
peachydreams is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Where the best peaches come from. (Yes, Georgia, USA)
Posts: 1,437
Quote:
Originally Posted by knightinparis View Post
You should be undeniably oversexed, criminally underutilized, NO YOUNGER THAN 40 - NO SMALLER THAN a D cup, sexually submissive by nature, sexually aggressive of necessity (or seriously considering it), interested in role-play, smooth as silk from the eyebrows down, phallatio obsessed, and of reasonable proportions. (Zoftig, curvy, full figured are all forms of beauty - the need to use a mirror to see your shoes? not so much.) Oh yeah, and intelligent (oh how I wish I could leave that one off the list).

Play, should we get to that point, will be almost exclusively sexual. For instance: porn surfing to explore and evoke one another's erotic proclivities, role play, public tease displays of your endowment and submissive devotion, private training for deep throat skills and ability to achieve mammary orgasm, among other, less colorful activities.

Please respond with something both literate and vulgar.

Jake
Oversexed (check), underutlized (double check), age 52, DD, Yes to all points, I already have the deep throat skills, however unfortunately I am way down south in Georgia. So unless you are planning a trip to the deep south, I guess that's a no.
__________________
“When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better,” - Mae West


I am truly "in shape".....hey, ROUND is a SHAPE!!!
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-09-2009, 10:54 PM   #13
Elise1157
Virgin
 
Elise1157 is offline
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Chicago area
Posts: 11
Not SUre

Now sure I have all the characteristics but there is hope for busty old ladies!
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-09-2009, 11:06 PM   #14
StarGazer58
Literotica Guru
 
StarGazer58's Avatar
 
StarGazer58 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,340
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elise1157 View Post
Now sure I have all the characteristics but there is hope for busty old ladies!
Which of the characteristics do you meet?
__________________
My First Story

My Pic Thread

Veni, vidi, fututa sum hic
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-10-2009, 12:32 AM   #15
bossman007
Really Experienced
 
bossman007 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 142
My Girls boobs [Still looking for our virgin boy 18-21]

Yup...Still looking for a virgin boy 18-21 for picture swap and chat,we love big hanging balls...send us a pm
Attached Images
File Type: jpg 55555.jpg (35.8 KB, 100 views)
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:23 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.