Drakkwall
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His name was Orgham Irontusk, he was a proud warrior of the horde, an agend direct under Thrall's command, so how was it that when sent on a mission to put down a group of undeads causing trouble in Northernd, he got lost from his fellow troops, ended up getting lost in a snow storm, was attacked by yetis, alliance patrols and some dragons. It had even gone as far as to the fact that he stumbled upon the Alliance's base of Norternd and got chased for a week into the mountains, and was now lost on a big open snow and ice covered land, and had by now had spent two months trying to get back to the Horde's harbour to get to Kalimdor, but he hadn't even seen a single Horde soldier except for some corpses.
"Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... This is so frustrating!" The orc warrior shouted as he slammed a fist into a large ice pillar, making it crumble into dust, with his black armor on the orc stood out like a brain in the middle of a desert filled with zombies. Looking towards what he thought was south he saw a large pillar of light explode from a couple of hundred feets way, there was a battle going on. Taking out a marble figure in the shape of a war wolf Orgham summoned forth a large black wolf mount covered in armor, climbing up he rode off towards the site of the battle, white clouds exploding from his nostrils and lips, as he hoped it was a horde patrol fighting some monsters.
But of course, there was no such luck, he had stumbled upon a Night Elf Huntress who was fighting a Blood Elf Priestess. Well it looked more like a magical cat fight to Oghram's eyes, the prietess was clawing at the night elf's arms while the night elf was trying to rip the blood elf's hair. And between the two was a Siren trying to calm them down, there was a scent of druidic magic on the siren, she was most likely the nigh elf's pet. Though that seemed impossible as sirens had been night elves or high elves before mutating, they couldn't get tamed by a huntress, must be more to it then that.
Oghram rode closer and when he got close enough he heard the night elf screech out in anger. "You fucking magic junking bitch! I trusted you with the map and you let a murloc eat it! Now we're never getting out of this freezing hell hole!" Okay it seemed that he was not the only one lost, just figures.
The blood elf retaliated as well. "Hey! You were the one who wanted to feed the thing! I wanted to drain its magic and maybe get a gem for my tailoring! I wasn't the one who told me to leave the freaking thing alive!" Wow it was like some kind of sport, as he looked left and right to keep up with their arguing and fighting. "And you killed it after it ate the map! We coudl have gotten the map out of its guts you magic high slut!!" RIP!!! Oooh there went the blood elf's tight top, not wearing any bra as the top had acted like one, giving Oghram lots of sigh of her nice big and jiggling breasts. "It had chewed it apart you dumb animal fucking cunt!!" SNAP!! And there went the leath e armor top of the ngiht elf, revealing yet another bikini free pair of breasts jiggling magically, Oghram was thanking whatever god or goddess he had made some unknown offering to, this was incredible.
But of course, things go to hell liek they always do in the northernd, as the ice beneath them cracked and Oghram, along with the two women and the sirne, found themselves falling down into a deep canyon, landing in a big underground cave with a small undergroudn river, the ceiling opened by the breaking of the ice, but impossible to climb up or fly up as it was to slippery and narrow.
"Well I had just planned on enjoying the show, but then again,life's been a bitch to me these last months so i should not be surprised." He stated out loud while looking up, his wolf mount dismissed as to not get injured, and made the two elf women look at him in shock, and then noticed how cold their chest felt and realized they were bare chested and blushed brightly while covering their revealed mounds, glaring at him. "Hey, no need to glare at me, I didn't mean to meet you while you were ripping each other's clothes off and making ready to have hot lesbian love on the snow," At those words the two went scarlet red and glared at him even more. "but I have been lost i nthis ice desert for two months and you two are the first women I've seen who haven't tried to kill me yet, so cut me a bit of slack if I didn't interrupt the nice show. I am Oghram by the way, Oghram Irontusk, soldier of the Horde army, currently lost like a gnome in a toystore and curious why a blood elf and a night elf are travelling together, as lost as myself if I am not incorrect."
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"Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... This is so frustrating!" The orc warrior shouted as he slammed a fist into a large ice pillar, making it crumble into dust, with his black armor on the orc stood out like a brain in the middle of a desert filled with zombies. Looking towards what he thought was south he saw a large pillar of light explode from a couple of hundred feets way, there was a battle going on. Taking out a marble figure in the shape of a war wolf Orgham summoned forth a large black wolf mount covered in armor, climbing up he rode off towards the site of the battle, white clouds exploding from his nostrils and lips, as he hoped it was a horde patrol fighting some monsters.
But of course, there was no such luck, he had stumbled upon a Night Elf Huntress who was fighting a Blood Elf Priestess. Well it looked more like a magical cat fight to Oghram's eyes, the prietess was clawing at the night elf's arms while the night elf was trying to rip the blood elf's hair. And between the two was a Siren trying to calm them down, there was a scent of druidic magic on the siren, she was most likely the nigh elf's pet. Though that seemed impossible as sirens had been night elves or high elves before mutating, they couldn't get tamed by a huntress, must be more to it then that.
Oghram rode closer and when he got close enough he heard the night elf screech out in anger. "You fucking magic junking bitch! I trusted you with the map and you let a murloc eat it! Now we're never getting out of this freezing hell hole!" Okay it seemed that he was not the only one lost, just figures.
The blood elf retaliated as well. "Hey! You were the one who wanted to feed the thing! I wanted to drain its magic and maybe get a gem for my tailoring! I wasn't the one who told me to leave the freaking thing alive!" Wow it was like some kind of sport, as he looked left and right to keep up with their arguing and fighting. "And you killed it after it ate the map! We coudl have gotten the map out of its guts you magic high slut!!" RIP!!! Oooh there went the blood elf's tight top, not wearing any bra as the top had acted like one, giving Oghram lots of sigh of her nice big and jiggling breasts. "It had chewed it apart you dumb animal fucking cunt!!" SNAP!! And there went the leath e armor top of the ngiht elf, revealing yet another bikini free pair of breasts jiggling magically, Oghram was thanking whatever god or goddess he had made some unknown offering to, this was incredible.
But of course, things go to hell liek they always do in the northernd, as the ice beneath them cracked and Oghram, along with the two women and the sirne, found themselves falling down into a deep canyon, landing in a big underground cave with a small undergroudn river, the ceiling opened by the breaking of the ice, but impossible to climb up or fly up as it was to slippery and narrow.
"Well I had just planned on enjoying the show, but then again,life's been a bitch to me these last months so i should not be surprised." He stated out loud while looking up, his wolf mount dismissed as to not get injured, and made the two elf women look at him in shock, and then noticed how cold their chest felt and realized they were bare chested and blushed brightly while covering their revealed mounds, glaring at him. "Hey, no need to glare at me, I didn't mean to meet you while you were ripping each other's clothes off and making ready to have hot lesbian love on the snow," At those words the two went scarlet red and glared at him even more. "but I have been lost i nthis ice desert for two months and you two are the first women I've seen who haven't tried to kill me yet, so cut me a bit of slack if I didn't interrupt the nice show. I am Oghram by the way, Oghram Irontusk, soldier of the Horde army, currently lost like a gnome in a toystore and curious why a blood elf and a night elf are travelling together, as lost as myself if I am not incorrect."
Oghram and the Elves:
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