Old 03-27-2013, 10:21 PM   #81101
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Don't worry. I'm fine now. Just needed to rant out a few expletives. The man I'm married to is an absolute asshole most of the time and it makes me wonder just how old he really is!
are we married to brothers? lol
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:22 PM   #81102
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Don't worry. I'm fine now. Just needed to rant out a few expletives. The man I'm married to is an absolute asshole most of the time and it makes me wonder just how old he really is!
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:27 PM   #81103
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are we married to brothers? lol
I don't know. Is yours a politically paranoid narcissistic workaholic ignoring prick?
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:28 PM   #81104
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LOL! I'll have to remember that one!


I don't know. Is yours a politically paranoid narcissistic workaholic ignoring prick?
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:30 PM   #81105
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:31 PM   #81106
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:32 PM   #81107
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:52 PM   #81108
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:30 PM   #81110
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:40 PM   #81111
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:41 PM   #81112
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:44 PM   #81114
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:45 PM   #81115
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:33 AM   #81116
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:35 AM   #81117
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:36 AM   #81118
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:43 AM   #81120
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I am sorry. I am drunk and feeling a bit pathetic tonight. So I guess that's a very good time to be getting a hug for no reason other than wanting to give one. So, (((((HUGS)))))
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I am sorry. I am drunk and feeling a bit pathetic tonight. So I guess that's a very good time to be getting a hug for no reason other than wanting to give one. So, (((((HUGS)))))
no apologies needed Blu.

and don't feel pathetic.....we alll get in bad situations from time to time.
 

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