Old 02-01-2013, 03:43 PM   #77751
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:26 PM   #77752
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:40 PM   #77753
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:41 PM   #77754
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Are they lesbian vampires who commit murder? Or lesbians who kill vampires? Or just anyone who happens to kill lesbian vampires?
 

Old 02-01-2013, 05:53 PM   #77755
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I am about to find out at 11.25pm...I can barely wait...
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:03 PM   #77756
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:05 PM   #77757
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yeah...wonder where he gets THAT from?
 

Old 02-01-2013, 06:06 PM   #77758
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:07 PM   #77759
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i am wondering if the banana bread i made an hour ago is cool enough to eat yet?
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:13 PM   #77760
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yeah...wonder where he gets THAT from?
Ha!!!! He was waiting for his sister to get out. He also told me I was weirder than him. Lol
 

Old 02-01-2013, 06:13 PM   #77761
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i am wondering if the banana bread i made an hour ago is cool enough to eat yet?
...some banana bread would go purr-fectly with my coffee right about now!!!!
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:15 PM   #77762
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Ha!!!! He was waiting for his sister to get out. He also told me I was weirder than him. Lol


he's prolly right...youve had a lot more time to work on that than him.
 

Old 02-01-2013, 06:16 PM   #77763
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The pawn shop's running a protection racket?
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:17 PM   #77764
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i am wondering if the banana bread i made an hour ago is cool enough to eat yet?
Yummy my fav.
 

Old 02-01-2013, 06:22 PM   #77765
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he's prolly right...youve had a lot more time to work on that than him.
Lol!!!!!!!!! Yeah well.........
 

Old 02-02-2013, 10:16 AM   #77766
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Old 02-02-2013, 10:23 AM   #77767
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Old 02-02-2013, 10:31 AM   #77768
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:08 PM   #77769
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:37 PM   #77770
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:42 PM   #77771
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:54 PM   #77772
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:01 PM   #77773
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:29 PM   #77774
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:33 PM   #77775
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