Old 01-28-2013, 02:18 PM   #77476
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Some startling revelations !!! hmmm.....
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:41 PM   #77477
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:39 PM   #77478
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:44 PM   #77479
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That I'm sad all my trail mix is gone
 

Old 01-28-2013, 04:28 PM   #77480
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That I'm sad all my trail mix is gone
I always eat the m&m's and raisins first.
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:52 PM   #77481
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:56 PM   #77482
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:33 PM   #77483
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:34 PM   #77484
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I never say this but...fuck me, I'm bored...
lets spice it up a bit then...
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:36 PM   #77485
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When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
 

Old 01-28-2013, 05:38 PM   #77486
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:26 PM   #77487
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I'm tired too.....stop being a fucking grumpy old shit!

Oh but I forgot, I 'never stop moaning'

It ain't in a good way either!
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:45 PM   #77488
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I just want to know ... in these porn vids where they move so slow and sensuous. How do they maintain that and don't get carried away? Make no mistake, I like slow ... but I like fast too!!!
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:07 PM   #77489
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:12 PM   #77490
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migration or revolution
 

Old 01-28-2013, 07:27 PM   #77491
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:31 PM   #77492
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:35 PM   #77493
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:13 PM   #77494
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:14 PM   #77495
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That I've killed a lot of threads today, or so it would seem.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:23 PM   #77496
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That I've killed a lot of threads today, or so it would seem.
No you didn't ...

That's my job

 

Old 01-28-2013, 08:25 PM   #77497
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No you didn't ...

That's my job

Join the club, we've got jackets.

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Old 01-28-2013, 08:25 PM   #77498
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No you didn't ...

That's my job

We could team up and take Lit over. Be the King and Queen with all these servants to see to our every whim.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:28 PM   #77499
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Jack has jackets? hehehehehe

What kind of jacket?



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We could team up and take Lit over. Be the King and Queen with all these servants to see to our every whim.
LOL

Carver, I so love the way you think! I want a crown and a throne ...



Oh wait, every whim????

 

Old 01-28-2013, 08:29 PM   #77500
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What kind of jacket?





LOL

Carver, I so love the way you think! I want a crown and a throne ...



Oh wait, every whim????

Every last one of them. Could we switch crowns from time to time? It'll keep the minions guessing.
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