Old 01-25-2013, 10:19 PM   #77276
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aww.....so you are like JenLo !! Aww
no no no...no aww. i'm nothing like J-lo. i wish i was as pretty as her.

my hair is like hers, different color - same style.

sorry to disappoint you.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:42 PM   #77277
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That I need a drink after disassembling a sewing machine all the way down to the motor- kicked it around, called it a few names, put it back together and it fuckin' works... wtf?! I have a masochist sewing machine.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:02 PM   #77278
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That I need a drink after disassembling a sewing machine all the way down to the motor- kicked it around, called it a few names, put it back together and it fuckin' works... wtf?! I have a masochist sewing machine.
Ahhhh!! Yours too?! I give my a good lashing at least once a month! Lol
 

Old 01-25-2013, 11:03 PM   #77279
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Ahhhh!! Yours too?! I give my a good lashing at least once a month! Lol
It's the first time I've taken this Singer for a run and it's just... GAH! *pulls on my hair a bit.*
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:05 PM   #77280
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It's the first time I've taken this Singer for a run and it's just... GAH! *pulls on my hair a bit.*
Here, take mine! *tosses it out the window to ya*. Whew! Now I can tell hubs I need a new one!
 

Old 01-25-2013, 11:06 PM   #77281
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:11 PM   #77282
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LOL, no! But maybe it's tempting ??
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:12 PM   #77283
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LOL, no! But maybe it's tempting ??
I read it somewhere and my spouse said she did it to me at least once in the past. lol
 

Old 01-25-2013, 11:12 PM   #77284
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Ummm, yeah!! But we learned it by watching you guys, so there!
 

Old 01-25-2013, 11:14 PM   #77285
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Ummm, yeah!! But we learned it by watching you guys, so there!
and make the space invader noises?

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Old 01-25-2013, 11:21 PM   #77286
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I read it somewhere and my spouse said she did it to me at least once in the past. lol
LOL! "At least" once!!
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:30 PM   #77287
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:26 AM   #77288
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:36 AM   #77289
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:06 AM   #77290
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:46 AM   #77291
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You'd have a very grumpy red snapper on your hands, for a start
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Old 01-26-2013, 04:14 AM   #77292
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love the way it brings out the strawberry blonde
In you, as for the snapper bit ...nothing wrong with
living on the "edge" lol
 

Old 01-26-2013, 07:40 AM   #77293
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:29 AM   #77294
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:25 AM   #77295
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:48 AM   #77296
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no no no...no aww. i'm nothing like J-lo. i wish i was as pretty as she was.

my hair is like hers, different color - same style.

sorry to disappoint you.
LOL

No disappointment here and you dont need to be J Lo

You are really pretty as who you are
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:26 PM   #77298
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #77299
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