 |
|
 |
| - Free Speech, No Spam! - |
|
 |
|
 |
 |
01-25-2013, 10:19 PM
|
#77276
|
|
functional idiot
respeito is offline
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: behind a wall and a mask
Posts: 14,517
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by italianGod
aww.....so you are like JenLo !! Aww  |
no no no...no aww. i'm nothing like J-lo. i wish i was as pretty as her.
my hair is like hers, different color - same style.
sorry to disappoint you.
__________________
Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus,
nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.
☼
when my father and mother forsake me
the lord will take me up
teach me thy way o lord
and lead me in a plain path
and let me see the goodness of the lord in the land of the living
wait on the lord and be of good courage
and he shall strengthen thine heart
wait i say-
on the lord
from the movie kingdom come
regina volens rati
Last edited by respeito : 01-26-2013 at 12:18 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 10:42 PM
|
#77277
|
|
Just Another Flower
Twlightdreamer is offline
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: KY
Posts: 2,237
|
That I need a drink after disassembling a sewing machine all the way down to the motor- kicked it around, called it a few names, put it back together and it fuckin' works... wtf?! I have a masochist sewing machine. 
__________________
"A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night." Chanakya
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible." T. E. Lawrence
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:02 PM
|
#77278
|
|
Literotica Guru
veryviolet1 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 6,764
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twlightdreamer
That I need a drink after disassembling a sewing machine all the way down to the motor- kicked it around, called it a few names, put it back together and it fuckin' works... wtf?! I have a masochist sewing machine. |
Ahhhh!! Yours too?! I give my a good lashing at least once a month! Lol
__________________
Theme song for Today. The Sun
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:03 PM
|
#77279
|
|
Just Another Flower
Twlightdreamer is offline
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: KY
Posts: 2,237
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by veryviolet1
Ahhhh!! Yours too?! I give my a good lashing at least once a month! Lol
|
It's the first time I've taken this Singer for a run and it's just... GAH! *pulls on my hair a bit.*
__________________
"A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night." Chanakya
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible." T. E. Lawrence
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:05 PM
|
#77280
|
|
Literotica Guru
veryviolet1 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 6,764
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twlightdreamer
It's the first time I've taken this Singer for a run and it's just... GAH! *pulls on my hair a bit.*
|
Here, take mine! *tosses it out the window to ya*. Whew! Now I can tell hubs I need a new one!
__________________
Theme song for Today. The Sun
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:06 PM
|
#77281
|
|
Her Protector....
Azuldrgon is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 31,912
|
does every woman treat her man's cock like a joystick to a video game? Really?
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:11 PM
|
#77282
|
|
Soft petals
INeedLove is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9,793
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azuldrgon
does every woman treat her man's cock like a joystick to a video game? Really?
|
LOL, no! But maybe it's tempting ??
__________________
If you think you know me based on a few statements you've read here-guess again!
Thank you for the drawing softhelmet. 
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:12 PM
|
#77283
|
|
Her Protector....
Azuldrgon is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 31,912
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by INeedLove
LOL, no! But maybe it's tempting ??
|
 I read it somewhere and my spouse said she did it to me at least once in the past. lol |
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:12 PM
|
#77284
|
|
Literotica Guru
veryviolet1 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 6,764
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azuldrgon
does every woman treat her man's cock like a joystick to a video game? Really?
|
Ummm, yeah!! But we learned it by watching you guys, so there!
__________________
Theme song for Today. The Sun
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:14 PM
|
#77285
|
|
Her Protector....
Azuldrgon is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 31,912
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by veryviolet1
Ummm, yeah!! But we learned it by watching you guys, so there!
|
and make the space invader noises?
*hugs* |
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:21 PM
|
#77286
|
|
Soft petals
INeedLove is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9,793
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azuldrgon
I read it somewhere and my spouse said she did it to me at least once in the past. lol |
LOL! "At least" once!! 
__________________
If you think you know me based on a few statements you've read here-guess again!
Thank you for the drawing softhelmet.
|
|
|
|
|
01-25-2013, 11:30 PM
|
#77287
|
|
Literotica Guru
Heidi123 is offline
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: GA
Posts: 2,646
|
__________________
Thanks Respeito for the beautiful banner!
Smiles...a treasured love |
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 12:26 AM
|
#77288
|
|
Literotica Guru
blue80driver is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: frozen midwest
Posts: 3,492
|
Why yahoo chat doesn't want to allow me to sign in when I am in a foreign country.
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 12:36 AM
|
#77289
|
|
Literotica Guru
Sprydle is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,328
|
...just damn glad it's friday and checkin' out the ol' 'hood around here!
__________________
it's not the end result of a journey that matters - it's the thrill in getting there that counts!
58.6% pure!!
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 01:06 AM
|
#77290
|
|
Call me Dee :)
Deprived_in_AZ is online now
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,493
|
Those anger issues need to be addressed, my friend.
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 03:46 AM
|
#77291
|
|
~ warm water fish ~
Mollie_F is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a castle in my bowl
Posts: 7,077
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mickyp123
Dropping a parsnip into a fish bowl and watching what happens |
You'd have a very grumpy red snapper on your hands, for a start
__________________
Trust dreams.
Trust your heart,
and trust your story.
~ Neil Gaiman ~
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 04:14 AM
|
#77292
|
|
JBQ's Dragon. (Always)
mickyp123 is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: On the wing
Posts: 18,360
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mollie_F
You'd have a very grumpy red snapper on your hands, for a start |
 love the way it brings out the strawberry blonde
In you, as for the snapper bit ...nothing wrong with
living on the "edge" lol |
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 07:40 AM
|
#77293
|
|
Sensualistic Hedonist...
janeyl is offline
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Kinky Domesticity...Lincs...
Posts: 36,172
|
__________________
 The best things in life can never be kept; They must be given away. A Smile, a Kiss, and Love... Quality Brit Babe~Geronimo Appleby "The big difference between people is not between the rich and the poor, the good and the evil. The biggest of all differences between people is between those who have had pleasure in love and those who haven't." Chance Wayne~Sweet Bird of Youth
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 08:29 AM
|
#77294
|
|
Call me Dee :)
Deprived_in_AZ is online now
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,493
|
I am so totally going back to bed as soon as we get home.
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 11:25 AM
|
#77295
|
|
Words are wind...
papadoc19 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 61,912
|
Kylie Minogue...Her ass isn't all that great
__________________
Let's make this fleeting moment last forever...
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 11:48 AM
|
#77296
|
|
AcrossTheNeverNeverLand
italianGod is offline
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Where ever I may roam
Posts: 10,468
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by respeito
no no no...no aww. i'm nothing like J-lo. i wish i was as pretty as she was.
my hair is like hers, different color - same style.
sorry to disappoint you.
|
LOL
No disappointment here  and you dont need to be J Lo
You are really pretty as who you are |
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 11:48 AM
|
#77297
|
|
AcrossTheNeverNeverLand
italianGod is offline
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Where ever I may roam
Posts: 10,468
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 12:26 PM
|
#77298
|
|
Literotica Guru
WickedLittleBoy is offline
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 930
|
That might well be the most disappointing orgasm I ever had.
__________________
Disclaimer: I'm most definitely not interested in married/involved women. If you have an open relationship and that works for you, that's fantastic and I'm happy for you, but I'm not interested. Similarly, if you're unhappily involved, taken for granted, or don't feel appreciated or desired by your partner, that's really a shame and you have my condolences. But I'm not interested in flirting with you, "playing" with you, romancing/seducing you or making you feel special. Either end your shitty, unsatisfying relationship or just suck it up and accept that you're too fucking lazy or cowardly to pursue your own happiness. If you aren't single and unattached, don't waste my time.
This one is for the men: Just a bit of friendly advice for those guys who lament their inability to connect with women online.
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 12:46 PM
|
#77299
|
|
Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862
|
Another 4 hours.
|
|
|
|
|
01-26-2013, 12:48 PM
|
#77300
|
|
Literotica Guru
Veronica100 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: UK
Posts: 1,591
|
i yearn to be pain free 
__________________
~If you PM me expecting a risque chat, you are going to be disappointed. I am here for my entertainment, not yours. Peace~
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:17 AM. |
|
|
|
|
