Old 12-26-2012, 06:10 PM   #75026
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That no matter how long I am on Lit, that there will always be people surprising me in how sick they are and that there are always going to be people encouraging and supporting their sickness.......

Seriously? Advertising for a homewrecker woman to come into his life? Seriously? Fucker deserves to be assraped by a gay bikergang.
 

Old 12-26-2012, 07:00 PM   #75027
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:22 PM   #75028
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....that I do not want to wear a monkey suit tomorrow but will have to regardless of my own personal preferences...why cannot business be conducted in lounge wear?? boo to suits...
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:38 PM   #75029
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Old 12-26-2012, 08:01 PM   #75030
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What the heck am I going to do with all these left over mashed potatoes??
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:30 PM   #75031
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What the heck am I going to do with all these left over mashed potatoes??
Bring them to my house, they won't last long lol.

I'm sort of hoping that we get called off of work tomorrow even though my wallet says "Noooooooooo!"
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:31 PM   #75032
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:45 PM   #75033
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What the heck am I going to do with all these left over mashed potatoes??
make shepherd's pie. they freeze well.
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:00 PM   #75034
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:07 AM   #75035
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:13 AM   #75036
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I'm plAnning on making new year's resolution to make fewer bad decisions. But I feel like its encouraging me to make as many as possible before that deadline.

Possible backfire.
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:18 AM   #75037
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That no matter how long I am on Lit, that there will always be people surprising me in how sick they are and that there are always going to be people encouraging and supporting their sickness.......

Seriously? Advertising for a homewrecker woman to come into his life? Seriously? Fucker deserves to be assraped by a gay bikergang.
Scroll down...that ad is 2 pages back...
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:22 AM   #75038
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Old 12-27-2012, 07:01 AM   #75039
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Perhaps the the joy that I would feel when seeing a smile on your face when I give a nice gift to you?
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Old 12-27-2012, 11:49 AM   #75040
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Old 12-27-2012, 11:53 AM   #75041
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:28 PM   #75042
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i want to make a meyer lemon pound cake, but i don't have anyone to make one for.
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:31 PM   #75043
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:23 PM   #75044
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Does it involve blindfolds as well?
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:29 PM   #75045
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:36 PM   #75046
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:01 PM   #75047
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:04 PM   #75048
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When taking pictures for your profile on a swinging site...tidy up your fecking house sweet pea and don't take cock shots in front of the toilet...epic fail...
Because cock shots should be taken where?

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Old 12-27-2012, 02:06 PM   #75049
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When taking pictures for your profile on a swinging site...tidy up your fecking house sweet pea and don't take cock shots in front of the toilet...epic fail...
adding : and let's leave the pets out of the pictures. we don't need to see you spread eagle with "fluffy" gnawing on his chew toy curled up next to you.

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Old 12-27-2012, 02:06 PM   #75050
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