Old 12-16-2012, 01:25 AM   #74451
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:25 AM   #74452
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Need to read a bedtime story? It's better than counting sheep!
Your kind of story would certainly not make me sleepy ...

 

Old 12-16-2012, 01:47 AM   #74453
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Your kind of story would certainly not make me sleepy ...

Once upon a time there was an attractive young lady who lived in Texas.
She loved bedtime and never needed to be told twice to get ready for bed.

*Ahem*

Her wardrobe was filled with beautiful sleepwear.
Sometimes she would take a moment or two to choose what to wear. She had so many favorites. Soft, slinky silks. Diaphanous negligees. Lacy ...

*good lord, is it getting hot in here?*

Slowly undressing before the full-length mirror, she would sensually slip into her chosen attire.

*sweating*

The canopy of her king-size bed created a secluded island of peace. The gauzy drapes played in the light breeze, beckoning her to bed.
Framed against the soft moonlight from the window, her near-naked form outlined ...

*Erm, what is this book!?*

Oh. Where the Wilder Things Are.
I didn't think it sounded like Maurice Sendak.
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:26 AM   #74454
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Once upon a time there was an attractive young lady who lived in Texas.
She loved bedtime and never needed to be told twice to get ready for bed.

*Ahem*

Her wardrobe was filled with beautiful sleepwear.
Sometimes she would take a moment or two to choose what to wear. She had so many favorites. Soft, slinky silks. Diaphanous negligees. Lacy ...

*good lord, is it getting hot in here?*

Slowly undressing before the full-length mirror, she would sensually slip into her chosen attire.

*sweating*

The canopy of her king-size bed created a secluded island of peace. The gauzy drapes played in the light breeze, beckoning her to bed.
Framed against the soft moonlight from the window, her near-naked form outlined ...

*Erm, what is this book!?*

Oh. Where the Wilder Things Are.
I didn't think it sounded like Maurice Sendak.
LOL

You're the one that brought the book, you tell me!!

Are you trying to turn me into a bad girl???

 

Old 12-16-2012, 07:28 AM   #74455
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LOL

You're the one that brought the book, you tell me!!

Are you trying to turn me into a bad girl???

Turn? You into?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 07:31 AM   #74456
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:33 AM   #74457
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I think I will go in and screw his socks off, even though he isn't wearing any.
After he finishes dinner!

Or he'll be too tired to cook.
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:35 AM   #74458
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:37 AM   #74459
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I see it this way. I'll go wake him up. Rape him. Let him sleep some more, then get him up with a smile plastered on his face. Tired or not, it'll be a dandy dinner.
Sounds like a win-win.

Plus you get a chance to do the fudge, cookies, pumpkin bread etc while he sleeps it off.
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:55 AM   #74460
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:59 AM   #74461
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All the presents I need to wrap today...and cookies I will bake...and how much I just love doing that...will take my shower, put on some comfy cuddley clothes, put on some music and indulge...

Love the holidays...makes me happy...
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:43 AM   #74462
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:37 AM   #74463
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:55 AM   #74464
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:59 AM   #74465
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All the presents I need to wrap today...and cookies I will bake...and how much I just love doing that...will take my shower, put on some comfy cuddley clothes, put on some music and indulge...

Love the holidays...makes me happy...
Would you mind wrapping mine??
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:19 AM   #74466
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:21 AM   #74467
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:21 AM   #74468
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:21 AM   #74469
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:23 AM   #74470
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..wondering why...
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:26 AM   #74471
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Cause I'm trying to be a better person and discouraging them gets you yelled at by the enablers that promote women that have no reason showing themselves off. Now and then, it's fun, but I've been told I am a complete and total mean bitch for it.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:31 AM   #74472
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Mmhmm i know the feeling. ;-) I needs me some of that.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:08 AM   #74473
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Cause I'm trying to be a better person and discouraging them gets you yelled at by the enablers that promote women that have no reason showing themselves off. Now and then, it's fun, but I've been told I am a complete and total mean bitch for it.
Well..sometimes maybe it's better to walk away from it...as you said in the original.

However I disagree that you are yelled at for expressing your opinion. I see "Free Speech" up in my right cnr.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:41 AM   #74474
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