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11-27-2012, 07:56 PM
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eyeroll causer
IhateClowns is offline
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 15,337
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Rough onesie
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.
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11-27-2012, 08:46 PM
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#72952
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book writing :)
kendra1980 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 61,428
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Last edited by kendra1980 : 12-22-2012 at 08:27 PM.
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11-27-2012, 08:50 PM
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#72953
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Really Really Experienced
Sexyladykate is offline
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: In a fantasy
Posts: 338
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And then there were two
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11-27-2012, 08:57 PM
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#72954
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Really Experienced
pleases32 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: New York
Posts: 198
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Two men that still might measure up, huh?
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Originally Posted by Sexyladykate
And then there were two
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11-27-2012, 08:59 PM
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#72955
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eyeroll causer
IhateClowns is offline
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 15,337
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Gigolos on Showtime might be my favorite stupid TV show now....those guys are total douches and get paid tons of money. I have the douche part down, I just don't have the muscles or gigantic weiner.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.
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11-27-2012, 09:11 PM
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#72956
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Literotica Guru
iamincognito45 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: In the warmer climes down south
Posts: 1,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kendra1980
I've become a total History Channel geek.
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There are worse things a person could become...
Wear you geek halo with pride I say! 
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11-27-2012, 09:15 PM
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#72957
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Kiss Me Like You Mean It
Ellafun is offline
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 8,970
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I do not know where to begin. ~sigh~
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ella  To ripoff Jessica Rabbit:
I'm not bad. I just write that way shhhh
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11-27-2012, 09:20 PM
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#72958
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Join Me For a Drink?
YoursSINSerely is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: East of the River
Posts: 18,709
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Wondering what he's doing? 
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I am Yours SINSerely,
Babs
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11-27-2012, 10:10 PM
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#72959
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Literotica Guru
WickedLittleBoy is offline
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 931
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I need sex. I think I'll have to settle for coffee and a cheeseburger, though. God, that's depressing.
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Disclaimer: I'm most definitely not interested in married/involved women. If you have an open relationship and that works for you, that's fantastic and I'm happy for you, but I'm not interested. Similarly, if you're unhappily involved, taken for granted, or don't feel appreciated or desired by your partner, that's really a shame and you have my condolences. But I'm not interested in flirting with you, "playing" with you, romancing/seducing you or making you feel special. Either end your shitty, unsatisfying relationship or just suck it up and accept that you're too fucking lazy or cowardly to pursue your own happiness. If you aren't single and unattached, don't waste my time.
This one is for the men: Just a bit of friendly advice for those guys who lament their inability to connect with women online.
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11-27-2012, 10:13 PM
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#72960
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Literotica Guru
iamincognito45 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: In the warmer climes down south
Posts: 1,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IhateClowns
Rough onesie
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Dude, I think you are doing it wrong

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11-27-2012, 10:16 PM
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East meets west.
thejabber27 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Maine, mainly.
Posts: 10,234
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How did MLP porn get pass FCC censors? Why did they show it on cable? Why???
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You know it's a bad week when your Monday lasts till Thursday.
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11-27-2012, 10:22 PM
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#72962
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Ever the Mulette
newbiebabe is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: somewhere in the Heart of Texas
Posts: 33,917
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Where is he?
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11-27-2012, 10:23 PM
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#72963
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Homegrown
PutMeInCoach12 is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Flyover State
Posts: 2,581
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Best.Night.Ever.
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Here for friendship. If you're wanting more, I'm not the girl for you.
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11-27-2012, 10:24 PM
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#72964
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Smiling often
FunFilled80 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: New York
Posts: 3,171
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I miss owning a swatch. The fact I used to own one should give me at least 10 points on the cool factor. 
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11-27-2012, 10:28 PM
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#72965
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Literotica Guru
Fieldofdreams is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: midwest
Posts: 744
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Extremely frustrated!!
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11-27-2012, 10:30 PM
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#72966
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Audio Lust-Bunny
PlayfulLittle1 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Upper Midwest, US
Posts: 12,053
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How tough these next few weeks could be. Looks like we'll be playing Christmas by ear. 
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11-27-2012, 10:48 PM
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Can see Russia from here
zTraveler is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Earth
Posts: 3,577
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Social injustice, Economic Injustice, And the loser is.........
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11-27-2012, 11:35 PM
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#72968
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Fuck victoriously!
Miles Long is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: City of Big Shoulders
Posts: 12,988
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We won by 24 and stopped trying the last several minutes. That was fun.
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11-27-2012, 11:39 PM
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#72969
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Literotica Guru
iamincognito45 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: In the warmer climes down south
Posts: 1,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miles Long
We won by 24 and stopped trying the last several minutes. That was fun.
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Can you believe those white boys? They looked good!
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11-27-2012, 11:42 PM
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#72970
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~WRAPPED UP~
sunshinegirl05 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 54,570
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iamincognito45
Can you believe those white boys? They looked good!
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White boys can jump???? 
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You lift me up when I am weak
Your arms wrap around me
Your love catches me so I'm letting go
You lift me up when I can't see
Your heart is all that I need
Your love carries me so I'm letting go
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11-27-2012, 11:44 PM
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#72971
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Literotica Guru
iamincognito45 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: In the warmer climes down south
Posts: 1,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sunshinegirl05
White boys can jump???? 
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Apparently they can. They have this one white boy that is a shot blocking machine!
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11-27-2012, 11:53 PM
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#72972
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Gorgeous chaos
lexieredefined is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Among the stars
Posts: 2,692
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I need a release. Also not having internet sucks.
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11-27-2012, 11:54 PM
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#72973
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Hold your licker
cliteatingman is offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 21,665
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lexieredefined
I need a release. Also not having internet sucks.
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I'd love to help you get release!
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I LOVE thee not for sacred chastity.
Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
Which makes thee in perfection's throne to sit.
I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...
'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.
Christopher Marlowe
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11-28-2012, 12:09 AM
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#72974
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mindfulness of breathing
beansprout76 is offline
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 25,506
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The world is not in alignment with that pairing.
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11-28-2012, 12:32 AM
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#72975
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Artistic Flirt
VanGogh66 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 7,909
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There is always room/time for one more drink
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