Old 11-12-2012, 10:32 PM   #71701
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:35 PM   #71702
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I thought ceiling fans were for swingers. Oh and drying out wet panties.
 

Old 11-12-2012, 10:37 PM   #71703
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:41 PM   #71704
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I thought ceiling fans were for swingers. Oh and drying out wet panties.
Wet panties sounds nasty to me. When I take a piss and tuck, then he decides to sneeze some extra out, then leaves that wet spot it is so uncomfortable. I just don't see how having wet panties is sexy. Plus I have seen the film that some of you ladies leave on your panties. Only thing to clean those is to microwave the badness out of them.
 

Old 11-12-2012, 10:45 PM   #71705
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:48 PM   #71706
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:49 PM   #71707
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:49 PM   #71708
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:50 PM   #71709
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:50 PM   #71710
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Wet panties sounds nasty to me. When I take a piss and tuck, then he decides to sneeze some extra out, then leaves that wet spot it is so uncomfortable. I just don't see how having wet panties is sexy. Plus I have seen the film that some of you ladies leave on your panties. Only thing to clean those is to microwave the badness out of them.
I remember the film Piss/Tuck. I think that's found in panties that men wear though. The microwave does nothing for that shit. You have to get it surgically removed.
 

Old 11-12-2012, 10:50 PM   #71711
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:03 PM   #71712
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:10 PM   #71713
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:16 PM   #71714
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Well you could always watch me lol
 

Old 11-12-2012, 11:17 PM   #71715
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:19 PM   #71716
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I can't believe I'm watching Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets. Again.
haha, so was I....I was just commenting that for all the movies on right now, there are only about four or so that I seem to consistently watch.
 

Old 11-12-2012, 11:21 PM   #71717
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No really.... I'm a nice guy...
 

Old 11-12-2012, 11:22 PM   #71718
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No, no, no... I wasn't talking about you..
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:24 PM   #71719
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Oh ok... whew... just making sure...
 

Old 11-12-2012, 11:25 PM   #71720
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Oh ok... whew... just making sure...
lol...

Actually I'm pretty impressed by that guitar playing bear.. anyone who can teach a bear to do that is definitely not an idiot.
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:28 PM   #71721
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avatar! woot woot!! I can not believe how amped I about such a trivial thing....either my life is just that boring right now or I truly appreciate the little things in life...lol
 

Old 11-12-2012, 11:30 PM   #71722
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:32 PM   #71723
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Old 11-12-2012, 11:47 PM   #71724
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Well, hey, you could catch the end of Harry Potter with me....


Spenser....you're a bear!

Sebastian....you are a far more huggable-looking type of mammal...nice AV!

& NewbieBabe...you could be talking about an incredible amount of somebodies ATM....
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:01 AM   #71725
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