Old 10-12-2012, 09:13 PM   #69001
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My dog just dragged his ass along my carpet for at least 10 feet or so. Well I am not sure how many feet but it wa long enough for him to look over at me and wink as he was doing it. Little fucker hi-lighting my carpet with his brown eye while giving me the stink eye means he will not be getting fed tonight.
LOL...There was winking involved? Really? Why are you punishing your dog for a trick you taught him?
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:17 PM   #69002
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LOL...There was winking involved? Really? Why are you punishing your dog for a trick you taught him?
Because whenever I wink I also give the gun. He hasn't learned it all yet
 

Old 10-12-2012, 09:22 PM   #69003
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:26 PM   #69004
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My dog just dragged his ass along my carpet for at least 10 feet or so. Well I am not sure how many feet but it wa long enough for him to look over at me and wink as he was doing it. Little fucker hi-lighting my carpet with his brown eye while giving me the stink eye means he will not be getting fed tonight.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:40 PM   #69005
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:56 PM   #69007
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He doesn't have any. Just felt the need to show me who run the household.
 

Old 10-12-2012, 09:58 PM   #69008
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:03 PM   #69009
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:07 PM   #69010
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:17 PM   #69011
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:21 PM   #69012
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:23 PM   #69013
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:08 AM   #69014
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:10 AM   #69015
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:10 AM   #69016
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:18 AM   #69017
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:26 PM   #69018
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Old 10-13-2012, 03:17 PM   #69019
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Old 10-13-2012, 03:19 PM   #69020
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Old 10-13-2012, 03:34 PM   #69021
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Old 10-13-2012, 03:48 PM   #69022
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