Old 08-05-2012, 07:59 PM   #62826
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So is mine. I am putting all $23.00 I own on her. I am throwing it so I can take my wife to dinner and a movie.
Dude.

Dude, there's a dance scene in this movie. WHY AM I WATCHING THIS MOVIE?
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #62827
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I'd just like to say, tattooing Tattoo on your penis doesn't make you less gay.
But tatoo'ing David Hasselhoff on your left labia majora does???
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #62828
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I am really not liking how a person is acting toward me since I sent him something personal
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #62829
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Dude.

Dude, there's a dance scene in this movie. WHY AM I WATCHING THIS MOVIE?
Dumb???
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #62830
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I am really not liking how a person is acting toward me since I sent him something personal
How personal?
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #62831
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Yes it is my thing. My next go is to get the dad from Little People Big World on the underside.

Got a problem with it?

I didn't think so.
Oh no, I'm not going to judge you.

To your face.

Or to your dick.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:01 PM   #62832
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But tatoo'ing David Hasselhoff on your left labia majora does???

You PROMISED you'd never tell! He told me that he could get me Kit if I did it. What a liar that Hasselhoff is. Jerk.


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SHUT YOUR FACE.

And yes.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:03 PM   #62833
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You PROMISED you'd never tell! He told me that he could get me Kit if I did it. What a liar that Hasselhoff is. Jerk.




SHUT YOUR FACE.

And yes.
Damn. Now I feel guilty. You are right. I neve should have said anything.

I apologize for making it know you have a Baywatch icon tattoo'ed on you pussy.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:03 PM   #62834
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How personal?
Too personal, I think
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:04 PM   #62835
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Oh no, I'm not going to judge you.

To your face.

Or to your dick.
Uh huh. That's what I thought.

*Pelvic Thrust while whispering "Whose your daddy"
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:04 PM   #62836
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Damn. Now I feel guilty. You are right. I neve should have said anything.

I apologize for making it know you have a Baywatch icon tattoo'ed on you pussy.
It's the red shorts. They make me swoon.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:09 PM   #62837
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It's the red shorts. They make me swoon.
That it is and now after whipping your ass in this fight I am off to have beef stroganoff. Yeah that's right Veggie, beef.

Suck on that tip!!!!!

. Be good gorgeous.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:10 PM   #62838
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That it is and now after whipping your ass in this fight I am off to have beef stroganoff. Yeah that's right Veggie, beef.

Suck on that tip!!!!!

. Be good gorgeous.


enjoy, I'm off to make mango chutney.


Yeah, that's right CARNIVORCE, chutney, suck it!
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:35 PM   #62839
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:48 PM   #62840
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enjoy, I'm off to make mango chutney.


Yeah, that's right CARNIVORCE, chutney, suck it!
Chutney just sounds awful. Chutney or steak? Steak or Chutney? Chutney sounds like a proud parent's elementary school kid of theirs. You know the one where they have the sticker on their minivan. Our kid Chutney is on the Lincoln Elementary school honor roll. I bet Steak bullies chutney all the time. Poor chutney always has to give steak his lUnch money.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:53 PM   #62841
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Chutney just sounds awful. Chutney or steak? Steak or Chutney? Chutney sounds like a proud parent's elementary school kid of theirs. You know the one where they have the sticker on their minivan. Our kid Chutney is on the Lincoln Elementary school honor roll. I bet Steak bullies chutney all the time. Poor chutney always has to give steak his lUnch money.
Oh please, Chutney is the pimp on campus. He's a little spicy and very exotic. And when people lick him they think "what is that taste, it's so yummy".

What?

People didn't lick your campus pimp?
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:55 PM   #62842
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Ok.....so im not a typicl girl
And nooo im not super sappy etc
Most love songs annoy me......but......
Since you said nobody ever dedicated a song for you....here ya go
I do love you...ok????
Im just not THAT girl
Doesnt mean im heartless
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:57 PM   #62843
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1A_uSEjTIQ.


Ok.....so im not a typicl girl
And nooo im not super sappy etc
Most love songs annoy me......but......
Since you said nobody ever dedicated a song for you....here ya go
I do love you...ok????
Im just not THAT girl
Doesnt mean im heartless
Weirdo!
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:04 PM   #62844
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:04 PM   #62845
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Oh please, Chutney is the pimp on campus. He's a little spicy and very exotic. And when people lick him they think "what is that taste, it's so yummy".

What?

People didn't lick your campus pimp?
No you see my campus pimp is simply that a pimp. Only the best can afford him. He is succulent and juicy and kicks chutney in his balls.
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:06 PM   #62846
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No you see my campus pimp is simply that a pimp. Only the best can afford him. He is succulent and juicy and kicks chutney in his balls.
Chutney can be used as a marinade for steak. Maybe we can agree to disagree.


Or get in a food fight but I prefer cake for that, I don't like cake.
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:10 PM   #62847
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Chutney can be used as a marinade for steak. Maybe we can agree to disagree.


Or get in a food fight but I prefer cake for that, I don't like cake.
So you are calling Steak a bottom? I don't think so. Steak is always on top.

How can you not like cake? Every cake minus urinal cake is delicious.
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Chutney can be used as a marinade for steak. Maybe we can agree to disagree.


Or get in a food fight but I prefer cake for that, I don't like cake.
Where is her pretty face?
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:11 PM   #62849
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Weirdo!
Lmao.....that's miss weirdo please
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