Looking for someone "Special"

Jenny_Jackson · Sep 6, 2009

Qualifications :
1) Male
2) 30-40
3) UNMARRIED!!!!!!
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
6) No fucking Baldies!!
7) Has a fucking regular JOB!!

Unqualified need not apply.

gregg4 · Sep 6, 2009

Honestly , do you really think you'll ever find someone who's not bald?All the rest sounds easy!!

Bigbobnc · Sep 6, 2009

No kidding, I just like it because it's easier to take care of

And my helmet fits better as well.

cassdxb · Sep 6, 2009

HI Jenny
I think i fit the bill

likeat · Sep 6, 2009

I'm only 12'' tall, but can you take 5' - 1''?

You seem to be a big enough twat!

mavericked · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny,

Only horses are 12 inch + !!!

lol

Jenny_Jackson · Sep 6, 2009

Don't get your hopes up guys

Christian_Day · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Qualifications :
1) Male
2) 30-40
3) UNMARRIED!!!!!!
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
6) No fucking Baldies!!
7) Has a fucking regular JOB!!

Unqualified need not apply.

Awesome....so, you want someone where 20% of their height is between their legs? (I realize that you're not serious, but that mental images is pretty fucking funny).

Paradick1 · Sep 6, 2009

Fuck you...

Jenny_Jackson said:
Don't get your hopes up guys

Tell you what Jenny I'll fuck you until you fucking gag and it won't take 12 " to do it.

Cocksuck'n hard ass human sperm bank. Just say the word bitch.
You anit the "Tough Cunt" you think you are just a cyber slob slut.

Para

Luna_Wolf72 · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Qualifications :
1) Male
2) 30-40
3) UNMARRIED!!!!!!
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
6) No fucking Baldies!!
7) Has a fucking regular JOB!!

Unqualified need not apply.

I got all of these 'cept for the first one!! (and maybe the 4th unless you accept strap ons)

*cracks up laughing*

Caracalla · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
.

The other ladies better get here before she corners the hung dwarf market.

Jenny_Jackson · Sep 6, 2009

Just so you know. I write humor. ROFL.

Luna_Wolf72 · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Just so you know. I write humor. ROFL.

Imagine the heart broken, short but well endowed men all around the world...

drouter · Sep 6, 2009

No brains?........what happened to brains?.....hmmmmmmmm.......this is too funny......just saying...

Vikarius · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Just so you know. I write humor. ROFL.

Intentional or unintentional humor?

NGrove1975 · Sep 6, 2009

Hmmm. Not sure if I'll do but I'll go over the list.

1. Male. (Checking. Yep.)
2. 30 - 40 (30 to 40 what?)
3. UNMARRIED!!!!!! (Does having having a wall between our bedrooms and a "You stay out!" sign on my wife's door count?)
4. 12 inches or longer. (Is "longer" misspelled? Did you mean "longing"?
5. No taller than 5-1. (I measured and when I'm on my knees I'm just over four feet.)
6. No fucking baldies. (Damn. And I just shaved that whole area this morning. Could you make an exception just this once?)
7. Has a fucking regular JOB!! (As an exceptionally well hung dwarf; is an actor in the porn industry considered a regular job? It's definitely a fucking job.)

Jenny_Jackson said:
Qualifications :
1) Male
2) 30-40
3) UNMARRIED!!!!!!
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
6) No fucking Baldies!!
7) Has a fucking regular JOB!!

Unqualified need not apply.

kiba · Sep 6, 2009

i think you just described a tri-pod

sweetandwet · Sep 6, 2009

NGrove1975 said:
Hmmm. Not sure if I'll do but I'll go over the list.

1. Male. (Checking. Yep.)
2. 30 - 40 (30 to 40 what?)
3. UNMARRIED!!!!!! (Does having having a wall between our bedrooms and a "You stay out!" sign on my wife's door count?)
4. 12 inches or longer. (Is "longer" misspelled? Did you mean "longing"?
5. No taller than 5-1. (I measured and when I'm on my knees I'm just over four feet.)
6. No fucking baldies. (Damn. And I just shaved that whole area this morning. Could you make an exception just this once?)
7. Has a fucking regular JOB!! (As an exceptionally well hung dwarf; is an actor in the porn industry considered a regular job? It's definitely a fucking job.)

lmao sorry, your answers brought a smile to my face

NoJo · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Qualifications :
1) Male
2) 30-40
3) UNMARRIED!!!!!!
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
6) No fucking Baldies!!
7) Has a fucking regular JOB!!

Unqualified need not apply.

Before I apply, what's in it for me, exactly

Jenny_Jackson · Sep 6, 2009

Sub Joe said:
Before I apply, what's in it for me, exactly

You get to be my slave I and I beat you regulary, Joe

NoJo · Sep 6, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
You get to be my slave I and I beat you regulary, Joe

Sorry, I don't believe your heart would be in it, you'd end up wanting to cuddle and bake me cakes

jomar · Sep 7, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Just so you know. I write humor. ROFL.

so does paradick

jayce1066 · Sep 7, 2009

This chick says, "give me 12 inches and make it hurt".
So I fucked her twice and then punched her in the nose.

jdc38 · Sep 7, 2009

Jenny_Jackson said:
Qualifications :
1) Male
2) 30-40
3) UNMARRIED!!!!!!
4) 12 inches or longer
5) No taller than 5-1
6) No fucking Baldies!!
7) Has a fucking regular JOB!!

Unqualified need not apply.

Too funny Jenny! I scored a 3 1/2. I'm a male, not bald, and I have a regular job. Oh, and half of #4! LOL.

Paradick1 · Sep 7, 2009

Ya Think ?

jomar said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenny_Jackson
Just so you know. I write humor. ROFL.

so does paradick

You got that right, I'm here for some laughs. :devil:

para

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