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Old 08-16-2014, 08:56 PM   #1
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Smile It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

That children prefer to use the large, handicapped stall in public restrooms rather than the small one.

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Old 08-17-2014, 07:49 AM   #2
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:41 PM   #3
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

- evolution did happen (still is)

- gods – whichever version thought up by humans over the last couple of thousand years you’ve been taught (or chose, in very few cases) to believe in – do not exist

- there is no reason to categorise, evaluate, and treat a person based on the amount of certain hormones or melanin their body produces

- hate and violence will never reap peace and respect

- the holocaust is not a Jewish hoax

- human beings have been doing a great deal of harm to the earth during the last 200 years and that perhaps it might be a good idea to maybe think about changing something about the way we exploit and pollute the planet in the near-ish future.
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:52 PM   #4
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

- evolution did happen (still is)

- gods – whichever version thought up by humans over the last couple of thousand years you’ve been taught (or chose, in very few cases) to believe in – do not exist

- there is no reason to categorise, evaluate, and treat a person based on the amount of certain hormones or melanin their body produces

- hate and violence will never reap peace and respect

- the holocaust is not a Jewish hoax

- human beings have been doing a great deal of harm to the earth during the last 200 years and that perhaps it might be a good idea to maybe think about changing something about the way we exploit and pollute the planet in the near-ish future.
Well this could certainly stir up some shit, but I agree on all points
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:53 PM   #5
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:54 PM   #6
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

Miss elli is in a serious mood today.
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:55 PM   #7
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

Elli is always super serious all the time.
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:02 PM   #8
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:09 PM   #9
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

Elli is always super serious all the time.
that Mausy is charmingly odd and quirky, and it is one of my favorite things about him.

that, and his incredibly sexy giggle. {swoon}
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:21 PM   #10
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It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged That...

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Old 08-17-2014, 03:26 PM   #11
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that....

The person in front of you at the 20 items or less checkout has 20+ items when you have just 1........
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:27 PM   #12
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that....

The person in front of you at the 20 items or less checkout has 20+ items and you have just 1........
and you will count the number of items they have while waiting behind them
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:29 PM   #13
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It should be a truth universally acknowledged that it takes 37 muscles to frown at someone, but only 5 to punch them in the face.
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:31 PM   #14
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:34 PM   #15
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It should be universally acknowledged that whatever your looking for will always be in the last place you look, coz you have found it and thus stopped looking. Logical really.
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It should be universally acknowledged that whatever your looking for will always be in the last place you look, coz you have found it and thus stopped looking. Logical really.

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...that we need to scale back. on nearly everything.

also, that anything you say while you have visibly erect nipples will sound like adults on Charlie Brown
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...that we need to scale back. on nearly everything.

also, that anything you say while you have visibly erect nipples will sound like adults on Charlie Brown
1. Dildo production should not be scaled back

2. Hahahahaha, so true
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:41 PM   #19
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...that we need to scale back. on nearly everything.

also, that anything you say while you have visibly erect nipples will sound like adults on Charlie Brown
What? You said something?
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:50 PM   #20
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:52 PM   #21
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1. Dildo production should not be scaled back

2. Hahahahaha, so true
dildo production would not suffer, since reluctance to destroy dildos in Lit fights would also be scaled back
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Old 08-17-2014, 04:03 PM   #22
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Lmao they need to invent a gun that shots dildos for these fights.
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Old 08-17-2014, 04:39 PM   #23
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Old 08-17-2014, 04:51 PM   #24
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ISBATUA that dominate is a verb not a noun, stop looking for a dominate
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Old 08-17-2014, 04:52 PM   #25
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ISBATUA that dominate is a verb not a noun, stop looking for a dominate
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