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The Opposite

The following passage is from the famous Seinfeld episode:

George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something.......



So, on this thread, post THE OPPOSITE of what you believe.


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I think the moderators of Lit approve authors' stories submissions way too quickly, and they should slow down the process a bit.
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Old 01-15-2014, 09:55 PM   #2
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I think there should be a lot more mindless posts about political issues on these threads, and a lot less posts from horny women talking about sex or posting pictures of themselves......
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:21 PM   #6
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I think that the majority of posters on the GB are far too compassionate and would appreciate and comment favorably about a thread such as this......
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Everyone on Lit is completely sincere and honest, 100% of the time.
And there is never even a hint of sarcasm on these posts....that's what makes them so enjoyable!
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I love the random pm's from people with barely any posts, asking me to cam/send nudes/cyber/etc. It really makes me feel like a worthwhile human being.
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I love the random pm's from people with barely any posts, asking me to cam/send nudes/cyber/etc. It really makes me feel like a worthwhile human being.
Me, I simply can't keep up with all the requests from women for me to send them nude photos of myself. It's exhausting........
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People are wonderfully intriguing and interesting, especially when they post every detail of their day on some sort of social media outlet.
I think it's especially helpful for people to ask for marital or relationship advice on these posts.
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People are wonderfully intriguing and interesting, especially when they post every detail of their day on some sort of social media outlet.
I always find it especially fascinating to learn what music people are listening to RIGHT NOW......
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I find it extremely fascinating when people comment about a thread they really didn't have to click on, or read for that matter.
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I find it extremely fascinating when people comment about a thread they really didn't have to click on, or read for that matter.
I think most posters on Lit really don't take themselves seriously enough......
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I enjoy the people who take themselves so seriously and get all sorts of bent out of shape over a bit of snark. I mean, I really love those people.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person and walk away without sending you an incredible rude PM so my reputation stays fluffy white.
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I think there's a 100% success ratio for 40 year-old-plus guys posting a request to hook up with 20-something women.....
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