Americans Losing Their Religion

Supernatural beings with magical powers is a harder sell each and every day
 
Next will be a campaign to teach Catholics about birth control.
 
Followed by a program to teach liberals to keep it in their pants.
 
Well, that sure puts a dent in my 'Start my own religion' scam I've been working on.

I'm sure if people can believe L. Ron Hubbard, then I can sell them the same kind of BS, only better.

I won't make people tithe, but give enough to get me that Hollywood mansion.
 
Well, that sure puts a dent in my 'Start my own religion' scam I've been working on.

I'm sure if people can believe L. Ron Hubbard, then I can sell them the same kind of BS, only better.

I won't make people tithe, but give enough to get me that Hollywood mansion.

You can do way better than Elron for a model.

THink Joe Smith and plural marriage.
 
“I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”
 
Hey

If you guys havne't seen Religulous, I highly recommend it. A comic documentary with Bill Maher trying to find truth in religion. It's quite humerous.
 
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