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Old 08-26-2007, 12:37 PM   #1
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I have started this thread for the following reasons: One, to bring to the attention of all LITEROTICANS the most voted on stories in the history of this site in the hopes that new readers will be found for these great stories.

The Second (and more important goal) is to provoke FEEDBACK on these stories, both on this thread and also directly to the authors themselves via VOTES, E-MAILS and PUBLIC COMMENTS. Please feel free to post your feedback here.

Thirdly I hope the thread will encourage feedback on other stories. Perhaps the #1 complaint of all Literotica authors is the lack of feedback they receive on their stories. The listed stories prove that it is possible to get feedback on this site. Every story listed below has been able to garner the attention and feedback from over 1000 readers! Before complaining about lack of feedback perhaps our authors should read some of these stories and try to learn how some of the greatest authors have managed to garner feedback.

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***** UPDATED October 1st 2011 *****


October 1st, 2011
ScouriesWorld Headquarters
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By appointment from:

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III


ScouriesWorld

In association with:

the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (AI.R.)

presents:

The Most Excellent Order of the LITEROTICA Vote Getter
- ALL-TIME MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST

11 STORIES
5000+ VOTES

91 STORIES (11+81)
2000+ VOTES

290+ STORIES (11+81+ )
1000+ VOTES

CATEGORIES THAT HAVE 1000+ VOTE STORIES
ANAL
BDSM
EROTIC COUPLINGS
EXHIBITIONISM
FETISH
FIRST TIME
GAY
GROUP SEX
HOW TO
ILLUSTRATED
INCEST
INTERRACIAL
LESBIAN
LOVING WIVES
MATURE
MIND CONTROL
NON CONSENT
NON HUMAN
ROMANCE
SCI-FI

8 “KNIGHTS of the ORDER”


35 “OFFICERS of the ORDER”


97 “MEMBERS of the ORDER”

32,358”Daddy", I Whispered scouries I
18,777"Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned scouries I
8883 Service TryAnything I
7486 Hindsight rgjohn A
6443 Cheerleader TryAnything
6277 Replacing My Cum Bucket Bobby T I
6046 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06 Wm_Sexspear I
6009 Laura's Vineyard ronde M
6127 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica FT
5766 Two Pregnant Moms…and Sis scouries I

5340 Words on Skin PacoFear I
4786 My Virgin Sister samslam I (old)
4805 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 01 miss_honeypot I
4997 Katie's Massage bilbo181 LW
4129 Divorced Brother & Sister Holiday brandybuck ILL
4127 Valentine Siblings scouries I
4483 Colleen Texas Refugee I
4074 The Private Party Snake138 LW
4228 How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ BatsandGlamour HT
3692 The Accidental Nudist Cabin Tx Tall Tales LW

3684 Hunted furrybert NC
3675 A Baffling Shower jthserra ILL
3622 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 11-13 Wm_Sexspear I
3531 Dangerous Assignment rgjohn EC
3479 The Journey Pt. 01 rgjohn LW
3407 Sister`s Home Movies samslam I
3333 King Size Bed strickland83 GS
3277 Snap Shot Mad Mike EX
3128 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 14-15 Wm_Sexspear I
3114 Erin TryAnything I

3103 If The Price is Right Wm_Sexspear I
3098 Blowjobs for Dummies BatsandGlamour HT
3078 Allison’s Ankle scouries I
3060 Sybian Training Couture ILL
3031 That Summer rgjohn M
3023 A Life Changing Trip with Mother Ch. 06 rgjohn ILL
3009 A Brother & Sister Ch. 01-06 nikki_2021 I
3007 A Blizzard & the Night of Firsts the_last_high FT
2918 Coma Slickman I 04
2825 A Whisper of Silk, A Scent of Lavender rgjohn M

2821 Sales Team Cat5 R
2652 Showering With My Sexy Sister Tawny T L
2648 The Perfect Game Tx Tall Tales GS
2654 Lovers Without Realizing It RedEmerald L 09
2644 ”We’ll Do Your Mom First”, I Said scouries I*
2503 Coleen Ch. 03 Texas Refugee I
2479 My Little Cheerleader youbadboy I
2441 Stacey's Mom TheScribe A
2438 A Life Changing Trip with Mother Ch. 05 rgjohn ILL
2435 How Do You Spell Relief? Ch. 3 Bobby T I

2353 Swimming With the Dolphins scouries I
2313 Making a Devil out of Me en_extase NC
2304 Gabriella’s Daddy scouries I
2296 Colleen Ch. 02 Texas Refugee I
2278 My Three Sister – And Mom Many Feathers I
2259 In Sara’s Pants youbadboy I
2253 The Dark Room niki_2021 I
2242 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 02 miss_honeypot I
2237 Waking Up to Dawn en_extase Ex
2235 Outsourcing PacoFear GS 09

2232 [bMy Pet Teacher[/b] Mr Creator 06 NC
2220 My Best Friend`s Girl Dolma Kalem
2211 Jenny TryAnything I
2206 Friend's Sister is Hypnotized masterhypnotist MC
2172 A Girl Called Mickey Dunstable A
2161 Candy Cane Cocked Cousin…and Mom scouries I
2147 My Sister, The Bitch TryAnything I
2124 Daddy’s Slut Girl Ch. 02 Dirty Slut ILL
2091 The New Playmate’s Friends MaxSebastian GS
2076 Stolen Kisses PaccoFear 09

2072 Exhibitionist Neice Moves In samslam I
2067 The Time of My Life rgjohn EC 02
2040 Mike Has a Family Controlled masterhypnotist MC 02
2038 An Unlikely Encounter en_extase 07
2022 Secret Summer With Melinda youbadboy I 04
2015 Sara’s Car Trip Ch 02 youbadboy I 03
2006 My Sister, The Bitch Try Anything I
2006 Truth or Treat Jack Marlow GS 01
2000 A Blackmail Tail Tx Tall Tales



The following are stories that have received over 2000 votes but which we don’t have a current number for:

Discovering Diane Wm_Sexspear FT (had 5256 votes in early 2011)
A Mother and Her Son rgjohn I (at one time had over 5000 votes)
A Little Blue Dress Wm_Sexspear
Sara’s Car Trip youbadboy I
A Mother-In-Law's Valentine TheScribe A
Thank You Jeannie Ch. 10-11 Wm_Sexspear
Morning Light Part1 rgjohn **
Anal at Last! SteamyChik A (2397 old)
Discovering My Nasty Wife Tony88888 LW (2295 old)
Thank You Sis Chicago Bob I (2086 old)

”Little” Mandy boxlicker I
Painting Mom alwayswantedto I
It Started With The Floors alwayswantedto I


All figures are as of the end of the 3rd Quarter of 2011


The Most Excellent Order of the LITEROTICA Vote Getter

KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER


Bobby T
M-Y-Erotica
PacoFear
rgjohn *
ronde
scouries *
TryAnything *
Wm_Sexspear *



OFFICERS OF THE ORDER


alwayswantedto *
BatsandGlamour
bilbo181
boxlicker101
Brandybuck
Cat5
Chicago Bob
Couture
Dirty Slut
Dolma Kalem

Dunstable
en_extase
Furrybert
Jake Marlow
Jthserra
Mad Mike
Many Feathers (aka TheSandman)
MaxSebastian
Masterhypnotist *
miss_honeypot

Mr Creator
nikki_2021
RedEmerald
samslam
Slickman *
Snake 138
SteamyChik
strickland83
Tawny T
TexasRefugee

the_last_high
TheScribe
Tony88888
Tx Tall Tales *
youbadboy *



MEMBERS OF THE ORDER


Ahabscribe
Albatross
Alex De Kok
ANNE240
Awlni
BBC
bartok_star
Bearlee (and Dawn)
BeautyInDarkness
Biskit


Britease
builder216
C.C. Rider
cheerful_deviant
clarkroberts
D.C. Roi
DG Hear
damonX
Daniellekitten
DanielQSteele1

Darlene B Sweet
dezurtdawg
doc87123
dr_mabeuse
*** deleted ***
EldridgeinOO
Elianna
emma_sub
Erlikkhan
fantasy69

ffarkus
GraniteBob
greek goddess
Green_Gem
Harddaysknight
HLD
HornyHubbie
hotknight
HotLisaG
Hot Sister

Hullo nurse
Inwardbound
Jake Lost
Jaz Cullen
Jennifer01
Jigs
jtmalone70
Just Plain Bob
Kala25
KillerMuffin

klrxo
L.A. Wicker
LeoDavis
Longhorn_ 07
Lothario the Great
Mentalcase
MindFiend
MLyons
Natalie Nessus
NemesisGB

NerfHerder
Nigel
ohio
Otisb
orie
qqnforyou6
quinn rogan
rpsuch
RainierWriter11
Rambler

randomencounter2003
RedJohnny
Rehnquist
Rockandroller
S_Des
sachiaiko
sarahhh
Scorpio44
sexual improv
Shale

Sir_Nathan
Slnovak
slowMINE
Stanb
StangStar06
Stefan_J
Stories by Jake
Stormbringer
Sweetsubsarahh
Thecod

The_shadow_rising
Ton8ty
Wiintermute
Wishfulthinking
Xyster
yesplease8
ZuzusPetals


* Star after an authors name indicate he has over ten (10) 1000+ stories. Mr. Scouries presently has the most 1000+ stories and is followed by rgjohn, TryAnything, alwayswantedto, Tx_Tall_Tales, masterhynotist and youbadboy.


compiled and maintained by Gabriella L.
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
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Old 08-26-2007, 04:43 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:16 PM   #3
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Ummm... do we really care about this?
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:25 PM   #4
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I'm not seeing my handle there.

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Old 08-26-2007, 08:45 PM   #5
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:46 PM   #6
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Uh it looks like a lot of work for somebody......

But why? What does it mean in the long run.
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I can think of only one person anal enough to care...and it's not me.
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:35 PM   #8
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:37 PM   #9
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yawn???????????

-Uh... Yeah!
-*yawn*
-But why? What does it mean in the long run.
-I can think of only one person anal enough to care...and it's not me
-Ummm... do we really care about this?


Methinks they doth protest too much!

C’mon! Of course you care. You’re the greatest numbers checkers in the world. It’s the nature of being a Literotica author for god’s sake. Everyone knows that!

How many of you can say you don’t check how many votes, and views, and comments, and your rating, on every new story you put up. How many of you claim to get no secret thrill to seeing your story at #21 or #37 on the all-time highest rated ‘Romance’ or ‘BDSM’ list? And how often in the days following do you check to see where it is? How many new votes it’s got? Whether it’s moved up or has some evil ‘troll’ attacked it?

It’s why they set up the red H system in the first place. It’s why you live and die on whether you get one.

It’s why they don’t define what a View is, allowing them to inflate the numbers astronomically. We happily play along, delighted that so many people are ‘viewing’ our stories.

It’s why they have ‘Top Read’ and ‘Highest Rated’ lists. It’s why you’re delighted when you check and find your ‘latest’ story with 15 votes and a 4.96 rating and #1 on the so-an-so category ‘Highest Rated’ list.

It’s why you moan so loudly when someone votes you a ‘1’ or a ‘2’, screaming that the Troll should be taken out and shot, and demand your perfect story be restored to its obviously merited place at the top.

It’s why they have Contests. It’s why it’s perfectly correct to complain about trolls and nasty comments while at the same time giving a competitors story a ‘2’ or ‘3’.

“I’m not doing it to help myself in the contest,” you say to youselves as you click your low vote for a friends story, “I’m not a troll, this story just isn’t very good. It’s important to review and vote honestly.” Right!

It’s why a certain little girl, apparantly a not very ANAL one, checked the ‘Favorite Author’ page three times a day for two years and did everything in her power to get to the top. And repeatedly sent off peevish messages to her highness LAUREL III complaining about low votes, trolls and other sundry matters even while she was twisting the knife into her main competitor.

THERE WOULDN’T BE A LITEROTICA WITHOUT NUMBERS


I assume that none of you posters has a ‘1000 VOTE’ yet and so perhaps understand your stated lack of interest in the subject. However, if you do hear of any stories I’ve missed please advise me ASAP.

Meanwhile I’m presently in the process of having my girl send out messages and e-mails to Literotica’s greatest living authors in my quest to find even more of these extraordinary stories. As she discovers more they will be added to the master list.

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I can't even remember the last time I checked my scores, so yeah...I have better things to do than to obsess over numbers.

You don't see me bitching about trolls. You'll see me telling people to get over it, deal with it, not everyone is going to like what you write, etc., but you don't see me griping about them, because, here's a concept: I don't care.

Not everyone is as fucked up as you are. Sorry.
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:59 PM   #11
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Quote:
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THERE WOULDN’T BE A LITEROTICA WITHOUT NUMBERS
And in that connection:

Quote:
Originally Posted by marshalien
"I have a hundred pairs of stretch socks."
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"Your Treasure Island story was idiotic. Why do people such as you waste everyone's time. Maybe the men like that drivel you write, but us women find your whole approach to writing distasteful. Silly Ass!" - Pleasure Island . . . only half as many readers left to marshalienate.

"I liked it so much better than your last story which I quit reading after five or six chapters because it just wouldn't hold my attention." - The Judgment of Harris . . . something for everyone!

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Old 08-27-2007, 01:13 PM   #12
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I read my feedback, I write to my fans. The numbers don't really mean much because it is Literotica, not the real world. Now, when my checks for the books I've published start coming in, those numbers will count to me a hell of a lot more than the number of views I get or what my scores are.

Not all of us are delusional enough to think that what happens here means success anywhere else.
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:35 PM   #13
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I read my feedback, I write to my fans.
Not all of us are delusional enough to think that what happens here means success anywhere else.
That's easy for you to do, DK. You have fans.

Marsh, what color are those socks? "Enquiring minds want to know."

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Old 08-27-2007, 01:47 PM   #14
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Of course the authors here care about their story rating numbers--I think it's disingenuous (and giving Scouries a good laugh) to pretend otherwise. Those who make it obvious they are grossly inflating their own scores by their obvious campaigning and comparing (umm, again we seem to be looking most directly at Scouries on this), of course, are just totally discounted by anyone else doing comparisons--so a lot of effort for little regard. It's the clever manipulators who get the biggest bang for their rapid thumbing on character keys or joining the night cleaning crew at IBM. The flag wavers are just seen as pathetic.

I post stories here because of the large readership and high rate counts here--and I do get satisfaction that more people at least open my stories here than open my books in a bookstore. Those whose stories have been opened a million times and voted a thousand times or more times by other people have every right to be pleased with themselves and are to be congratulated. Seeing a list of them run on the forum also seems fine. It's fairly easy to pick out those on the list who have a good reason to be proud from those who don't. Yes, nice. OK. Moving along.

Of course much of what results from posting such a list is planned Pavlovian game. It just set up Scouries's second posting, most of which, of course, is true too--and Scouries just loves it when the detractors wriggle around trying to pretend otherwise.

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Old 08-27-2007, 01:50 PM   #15
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That's easy for you to do, DK. You have fans.

Marsh, what color are those socks? "Enquiring minds want to know."

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I write to (some of) the people who write to me; it's just that "fans" is perhaps too strong a word.

The stretch socks is a quote from an argument (back in a 1960s or 1970s Marvel comic) between Dr. Doom and Reed Richards ("I own an Eastern European country!" "I own a hundred pairs of stretch socks!" "I can destroy half the planet!" "I own a hundred pairs of stretch socks!")

I assume they were blue, like the rest of his outfit.

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"Your Treasure Island story was idiotic. Why do people such as you waste everyone's time. Maybe the men like that drivel you write, but us women find your whole approach to writing distasteful. Silly Ass!" - Pleasure Island . . . only half as many readers left to marshalienate.

"I liked it so much better than your last story which I quit reading after five or six chapters because it just wouldn't hold my attention." - The Judgment of Harris . . . something for everyone!

"First, you betrayed a competence of language out of sight of nearly every other author." - Acts of Grace . . . I'm a trader to my own kind. Traitor. Damn it.
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:50 PM   #16
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That's easy for you to do, DK. You have fans.

Marsh, what color are those socks? "Enquiring minds want to know."

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You have fans too, rumply. I've met both of them...
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:03 PM   #17
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You have fans too, rumply. I've met both of them...
Oh, wow! You mean there's someone beside me?

Marsh, once again I've been revealed as a cultural troglodyte.

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COLLY: ...only needs a hayseed and gun to get a part in any low class American movie that needs a small town idiot sheriff --- ABS: I still love him like an old dog that lies on the floor and farts --- VELLA: RumpleForeskin...was instrumental in saving the world --- KILLER MUFFIN: You know how to write smut --- ENGLISH LADY: I luv Rumple --- BLACK TULIP: worshipping the Rev. R. Foreskin.

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I write to (some of) the people who write to me; it's just that "fans" is perhaps too strong a word.

The stretch socks is a quote from an argument (back in a 1960s or 1970s Marvel comic) between Dr. Doom and Reed Richards ("I own an Eastern European country!" "I own a hundred pairs of stretch socks!" "I can destroy half the planet!" "I own a hundred pairs of stretch socks!")

I assume they were blue, like the rest of his outfit.

Do they have the little 4 on them like his outfit does?
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:13 PM   #19
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Oh, wow! You mean there's someone beside me?

Marsh, once again I've been revealed as a cultural troglodyte.

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She was counting your hands separately.

I don't think not knowing an obscure Marvel Comics reference makes you a troglodyte. There are much better things to know. It's just that I don't know as many of them . . .
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:19 PM   #20
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I don't think not knowing an obscure Marvel Comics reference makes you a troglodyte. There are much better things to know. It's just that I don't know as many of them . . .
What's a troglodte? Is it like a T-Rex?
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:37 PM   #21
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What's a troglodte? Is it like a T-Rex?
There was an episode of the original Star Trek - I think it was called "City in the Clouds" - in which the people who didn't live in the clouds (who mined some noxious mineral on the planet's surface) were called troglodytes, or maybe just trogs. Originally, though, the name comes from Greek words simply meaning cave-dwellers. But obviously it has a wider connotation than that. Thus, Rogers wrote in 1854, "Some would make him . . . such a very Troglodyte in metaphysics that he was not properly acquainted even with such writers as Descartes and Hobbes." If you can imagine such a thing . . .
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"Your Treasure Island story was idiotic. Why do people such as you waste everyone's time. Maybe the men like that drivel you write, but us women find your whole approach to writing distasteful. Silly Ass!" - Pleasure Island . . . only half as many readers left to marshalienate.

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Old 08-27-2007, 02:40 PM   #22
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There was an episode of the original Star Trek - I think it was called "City in the Clouds" - in which the people who didn't live in the clouds (who mined some noxious mineral on the planet's surface) were called troglodytes, or maybe just trogs. Originally, though, the name comes from Greek words simply meaning cave-dwellers. But obviously it has a wider connotation than that. Thus, Rogers wrote in 1854, "Some would make him . . . such a very Troglodyte in metaphysics that he was not properly acquainted even with such writers as Descartes and Hobbes." If you can imagine such a thing . . .
Something like that movie with the time travelers who land in place where it was like nirvana with no one working or doing anything more tiring than lifting food to their lips while under the ground worked the dark ones who did all the work and every once in a while, took one of the others down into their caves to eat...What was the name of that movie?

ETA: is that the one where Kirk falls for the pretty blonde and then gets trapped in the caves with the others?
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:53 PM   #23
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Something like that movie with the time travelers who land in place where it was like nirvana with no one working or doing anything more tiring than lifting food to their lips while under the ground worked the dark ones who did all the work and every once in a while, took one of the others down into their caves to eat...What was the name of that movie?
It sounds exactly the same, although I don't think I know the movie.

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ETA: is that the one where Kirk falls for the pretty blonde . . .
Yes, this being part of the plot of every episode of Star Trek.

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and then gets trapped in the caves with the others?
That's the one. I think at the end, Kirk forces some of the cloud-dwellers into the mines to work, where they experience the gas that's been poisoning the troglodytes and come to an agreement and everyone lives happily ever after. Without, of course, violating the Prime Directive, which is not to interfere in other cultures . . .

That NEVER happened!
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"Your Treasure Island story was idiotic. Why do people such as you waste everyone's time. Maybe the men like that drivel you write, but us women find your whole approach to writing distasteful. Silly Ass!" - Pleasure Island . . . only half as many readers left to marshalienate.

"I liked it so much better than your last story which I quit reading after five or six chapters because it just wouldn't hold my attention." - The Judgment of Harris . . . something for everyone!

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This is what the Geico "Even a caveman can do it" commercials are all about.
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Hey! I had two fans at one time myself. One is in the bedroom and I think the other one got put out in the garage. You have to cool off some way......


Oh yes. Just a thought but couldn't those top lists and all that be for the readers to find the better stories on the site and in the category they want to read in? Just a thought you understand. I'd hate to think that all that work that L & M put into this site was just for us dirty little smut writers....
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