A Shadow Warrior (Need Fem)

A young man named Johnathan was sitting by his computer and playing Soul Calibur III, it was the most awesome and the hottest game ever, the characters were awesome, the original character maker was awesome and the women were still as hot as ever, perhaps even more. At the moment he was playing as an original character, a ninja warrior, wielding a long chain with a pair of kamas, handscythes, in each end, a good weapon for long, mid and close range combat, the combinations were a bit rough and the grips were pretty hard to perform as they needed good timing but it was very good for his ninja.

His current opponent, after defeating seven other characters, including Nightmare, Raphael, Tari, Lizardman, Link, Spawn and Mitsurugi, was Ivy and it was in the jungle arena, but just as the game was about to start it froze and John cursed softly as he tapped the screen and then his PS2, the screen blipped for a moment and then turned into a hazy swirling pool of color, frowing Johnathan smacked the screen, but then a whistling sound came from the outside and a big explosion sent him headfirst int othe TV screen and everythign went black.

When he woke up he was in an empty real of darkness, just floating around. "Ugh my head hurts, what happened?" He muttered as his bleary eyes opened and looked around the darkness, he was rather surprised when a generless voice spoke up.

"You have died Johnathan Quintana, a terrorist threw bombs at the city through a civillian plane and you died in the explosion as one of the bombs hit your house, your skull was crushed as it went through your television. I am the One and I am here, set by regulations I made to make things easier for the afterlife, to send you onto your afterlife."

"...What?" The shocked teenager spoke in a loud voice as his eyes widened and he looked around. "Holy shit!!" After a good while of panicking he finally calmed down enough to speak normally. "So I take it you're god then?"

"If you wish to call me that then it's up to you, I have no real name as I am, yet I am not, yet I am everything, yet I am nothing, I exist, yet I do not. So in essence I do not have a name."

Blinking slowly as he tried to progress the strange lines of the one being he spoke up. "Oookay... So what now? Do I get resend back to earth as an animal, a regular gur, or girl or soemthing?"

"That's up to you, I have done so many afterlives for those wh ogo to hell and heaven before their reincarnation that I am simply not up for those who go to neither. So if you would like to fill out this form then we can get going to your reincarnation,"

Some papers and a pen appeared out of nowhere and John blinked a little before he took the papers and looked at the questions and answered them as he could. Then came questions about what kind of reincarnation he'd like to be, thinking about it he remember he had always been a fan of Soulcalibur and animes, especially naruto, so he decided that he should be his ninja character in soul calibur with naruto ninjutsu techniques and fighting styles, as that woudl be just awesome.

Finishing with the paper it disappeared and the voice of God spoke up again.

"Hmmm not the first to state about this Soulcalibur games you mortal play, but a bit more unique then most as yo uwish to be reincarnated into a fullgrown body, it's acceptable. Anything you'd like to ask before I send you on your way?"

"Yeah... are you a guy or a woman? I've been curious abotu that since I was twelve."

There was a long silence and a low growl came from the voice as it grumbled about mortals not understanding how one who was and was nto couldn't have a gender. But John took that as a sign of what god's gender was, he was pretty smart motuhed when he wanted to. "Aha! Signs of bad temperament, would explain all those holy smackdowns youäve given the world, your creation of the females and their secret ways and of course there's the fact about those newspapers speaking of rapists dying of heartattacks every month. You're a chick!"

Pointing out into the darkness with a thriumpic grin the teenager could practically see the featureless figure of god, or goddess, shacking in fury as he heard sputtering, growling and curses about simple minded mortals. "Do you mind if I call you goddess from now on?"

"Just get the fuck out of here!" The angry voice of the creator/ess came and the teenager found himself sent out of the darkness.

When he woke up he was in a completely new body, he had never had abs before, nor muscles liek these, so he knew it wasn't his body. He was dressed in black ninja clothes, a metal headband on his head with the japanese kanji for pervert on it, looking at the headband the newly ressurrected ninja scratched his neck. "Wow I didn't know Goddess was having pms." A lightning bolt hit a tree next to him from the clear sky and John took the time to run into the forest, leaping into the trees with his new powers, his body was flexible as a cat but strong like a tiger.

Leaping into an open clearing Johnathan hunched and decided to take a loo kat his equipment, a katana, a pair of kodachis, bag of smoke bombs, waistbag with shurikens and kunais, a chain connected to a pair of kamas warped aroudn his torso and a Icha Icha Book, Vol 1, guess the goddess was still pissed at him, but it didn't matter, he liked the book already. After putting on his equipment again the shinobi tensed as he heard footsteps from the north and leaped into the shadows, melting into them, and had to hold bac ka gasp as the sexy form of Ivy Valentine strode into the glade, her weapon out and a frown on her lips, she seemed angry.