Mistaken for a Priest (one on one idea)

dragonrazor

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okay, I don't have this actually written up yet. I want to see if someone likes the idea yet. So basically, the idea is this. A sexy little Bunny has a problem. A big problem. She's got a VERY active Libido. In addition to that, she learned at an early age that she could use sex to get what she wanted from men. She's been TRYING to cut it out for the sake of her boyfriend, who was a strict "no sex before marriage" guy. Unfortunately, she hasn't been successful. In fact, she lost her boyfriend to one of her best friends because of it. So she's going into the church to go to confession. It's been at least a year since her last one. Unfortunately, just prior to her going in, a young man went in to the other side. No priest in sight, but the two of them shall have a rather interesting encounter as a result of her confession.


The Bunneh I had in mind
 
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which other part? the one open is the female part, just to make sure you know
 
k. you want to actually start a separate thread, or should I write an intro here?
 
hmm.... *starts writing in Notepad, just in case the breaker trips again*
 
Richard Fender wasn't a Catholic. However, a lot had happened in the last few days for him. A lot of stuff he felt he needed to confess for. It wasn't serious things like murder or some such. No, he just felt a confession might help clear up what he took to be bad karma. That was why he was walking into a cathedral. He sighed, hearing the music playing from the main hall, and went off to the side. He slipped into a confessional booth, and took a seat on the bench inside, closing his eyes after he closed the door. He waited for the priest to open the door on the other side, but knew he could be in there for a while.

He only waited a few moments, however, when he heard the booth nearby open. He waited a bit longer for the little slide to open. When it didn't, he slid it open on his side, unsure of what to say. Then he heard a soft feminine voice say "Bless me, father, for I have sinned." He blinked, surprised, and tried to come up with a response. Finally, he licked his lips, swallowed dryly, and spoke the only thing that came to his mind.

"Please, go on, my child."
 
She herself did not find anything wrong with what she wanted. Wasn't it natural for anyone to want what she wanted? Sure, she had lost her boyfriend because of it, but she had done her best to wait. She had realised quite a long time ago she had a high libido, and that it needed to be satisfied. She could get things out of men by using her body, but she would rather not have the problem at all, instead enjoying the act of her own free will.

A year ago, she had been and confessed what she thought people saw as a sin to a priest. Physically, it had done nothing, but emotionally, being forgiven had made her a lot better. But now it had gotten slightly worse, and Rachel thought another confession may help, just like last time.

Sitting down in the correct booth, she waited a few moments for the slide to open, being rewarded when it did so. Touching one of her ears nervously, she licked her lips and talked. "Bless me, father, for I have sinned." There was a pause, whihc seemed to be forever for her, until he asked her to continue.

"I have a high libido, and recently I think its been making me kind of...addicted to sex. I am taught to believe this is wrong. It has ruined my relaitionship. It is ruining my life in some ways. Father, what can I do to help my situation?" she spoke softly, as if not wanting anyone else to hear her confession.
 
Richard licked his lips again, before continuing. The voice was rather sexy, adorable. He had had to pause a moment to think of what to say. He was probably breaking a few dozen laws, or at least, that's what he felt. "The Heavenly Father forgives you of your sins, as long as you are pious and just. What, specifically, were your sins, my child?"
 
"The Heavenly Father forgives you of your sins, as long as you are pious and just. What, specifically, were your sins, my child?"

The fact that she was forgiven comforted her, although she did hesitate at his question, tugging on her ear nervously before replying. What did it matter if he knew? He was a priest, and she wasn't sure, but she had a notion they were sworn to celibacy. Or was that nuns?

"Thank you, father. My sins are hard to recount, but they consist mainly of having sexual encounters with numerous men, along with other actions to do with that topic. Father, am I beyond saving?" She was slightly worried now, wonderign if she had gone too far to acheive the emotional ease as last time.
 
Richard swallowed hard at the question she asked after her statement. This was getting bad. Really bad, he thought. He was starting to not worry about giving a confession of his own. He cleared his throat before responding. "I believe no one is beyond saving. It just takes more effort for some." He fell silent, almost afraid to ask her to continue, and even more afraid to reveal that he wasn't the priest.
 
His statement reassured her immensely, and she felt her taut body relax with a sigh. Glancing through the slide, she couldn't see muhc of the priest, but that did not matter. "What can I do to help myself get rid of the affliction, father?" she asked, wanting to know if there was something that could help her cut back her libido. She crossed her legs while waiting for his answer, slightly soothed by the confession so far.
 
Richard was caught offguard by her question. He'd already gotten hard as steel from listening to the soft, sultry voice talking about her problems. He could imagine her moving in her outfit, adjusting herself. He thought for a moment, and then spoke a little hesitantly.

"While the faith calls it a sin to indulge in pleasures of the flesh, it is also a sin to deny oneself. And over time, those urges can build up and cause even worse problems. Have you ever tried a substitute?"
 
She smoothed down the skirt with delicate hands, listening to his wise words before replying, again a little hesitant in her answer. "I have not, for I would have thought it to have been a sin. Is it not? Am I allowed to indulge on one such willing participant, father? Even if I am not in a relaitionship with the man." Could it really be that easy?

Well, perhaps not easy, but if she found someone willing to provide her with what she wanted the most, and not tell anyone, she could lead an almost normal life. He was right; if she denyed herself, it would become even worse.
 
Richard was starting to panic. This was not going how he'd expected. He cleared his throat, gathering his thoughts for a few moments before answering her question. "Well, I'm not entirely sure of the specifics on that. It is a bit of a vague subject. My own personal belief is that the concept of marriage is nowhere near as old as we think it is, and isn't as important as one thinks. I am not entirely sure what to tell you. If you could find one willing to help you, I suppose it would help you out. I think we should call this a bit of a work in progress. I am not sure absolution is something you're ready for yet. Perhaps you should come back in a week. Meanwhile, I have to go contemplate my vow of celibacy in light of my reaction to what you've told me."
 
His response was rather sparse considering he had put the idea in his head, and Rachel was a little disappointed. For some reason, her ears pricked up at his last sentence, curiosity emenating from her.

"Thank you for your helpful words father. I am glad to know someone does not think I am all bad. But, father, what do you mean, 'contemplate your vow of celibacy in light of my reaction'? Surely you have not...I thought priests could not...father, I am confused." She sounded it also. Standing up from her chair, she cocked her head to one side, for the first time doubting the man on the other side of the wood and the slide.
 
Richard winced, realizing he'd been caught, or at least thinking he was. He cleared his throat, standing up. "We aren't supposed to. However, sometimes things happen that are beyond our control. Everyone must seek repentance at some point in their life. Even a priest has things he need to deal with every so often. If you'll excuse me..." He started to step towards the door.
 
"Wait!" she called out softly, slightly more husky than she had meant to. "If you truly are a priest, and truly have helped me forgive my sins, don't walk away! Let me see you face to face and give you my thanks!" She saw through the slide he had started to walk away and started to shiver a little. If he was what he said he was, he had to come back, to help her. There was no guarantee she could or would, come back in a week.
 
Richard stopped in his tracks, and turned back to look at the little slide. He licked his lips slowly, and then walked back to it. He stared down at the little metal mesh grate that covered it and obscured their faces. Then he noticed that there was something odd about this one. It didn't hit him until he realized that he was looking at a hole at about waist level in the mesh. A big hole. Big enough to be a gloryhole. He considered for a moment, and then spoke again. "Is this your first time in the confessional, Miss? I don't remember hearing your voice before. What I do know is that it gives me an urge I shouldn't have."
 
She waited ntil she heard footsteps come back, a shadow in the mesh though she could make out no features of the man. "I do not visit recently. However, I did come last year. If you have such an urge, then how come you are a priest?" She was, to say the least, confused. It never occured to her that all men, even if they were priests, had the same primal urges. She was ditzy like that. She leaned against the door type thing, a little startled as she noticed the hole near her waist. Was it broken or something?
 
Richard shook his head, having a feeling he was going to regret what he was about to say and do. "Miss, one's vocation or faith doesn't preclude their own physical, mental, and emotional reactions. Priests must learn other ways to deal with the urges that all living things have. Like the one that caused this." With that, he dropped his pants and boxers, and pushed a fairly large length of flesh through the hole in the mesh, which he noticed had been smoothed. The length curved upwards as he pressed his hips forward, showing her just what her words and voice were doing to him.
 
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