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Yakisoba adequately nourishes inveterate kinksters.
Keep inspiring nasty kinksters simmering;
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:58 AM   #927
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See everyone now saw Uranus open up so loudly, yo.
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Overindulged vaginas ultimately lack another's touch, erotically sophisticated.
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Seeing Olga's pierced hood is so titillating it can actually treat erectile dysfunction.

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Dystopian youths sensually fucking under nightly constellations transform into orgasmic nymphs
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Old 08-05-2012, 06:40 PM   #934
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Sardonic cackles render Oliver's tumescence unalterably mute.
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Magnificently useful tongue envelops.

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Every nocturnal vampire enjoys lustfully ogling pulsing schlemiels.
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Every nocturnal vampire enjoys lustfully ogling pulsing schlemiels.
(I had to look that one up, well done.)

Schoolgirl clothing hardens lengthening erections mitigating intimate effortless loving sensuality.
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(I had to look that one up, well done.)

Schoolgirl clothing hardens lengthening erections mitigating intimate effortless loving sensuality.
Suddenly, everything new seemed unusually alive, literally including the yakisoba.
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Suddenly, everything new seemed unusually alive, literally including the yakisoba.
Yolanda always kept it simple: orgasms before apologies.
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Avaricious prostitutes often let onanistic gentlemen include erotic self-abuse.

Sometimes errant language foments adversarial beliefs, unapologetically, sacrificing equanimity.
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Even Quaker utilizes Asian noodles in manufacturing instant tasty yakisoba.
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Even Quaker utilizes Asian noodles in manufacturing instant tasty yakisoba.
Yakisoba again? Kindly insisting something other baby, alright?
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Yakisoba again? Kindly insisting something other baby, alright?

Agnolotti, linguini, rotini, Italian gemelli, hokkien, tortellini...?

Why you no like Yakisoba, Hank?!
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Agnolotti, linguini, rotini, Italian gemelli, hokkien, tortellini...?

Why you no like Yakisoba, Hank?!
"Tasty Oreos," Riley told Elina, "Leon likes its new ingredient."

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Old 08-08-2012, 10:17 AM   #945
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"Tasty Oreos," Riley told Elina, "Leon likes its new ingredient."

xD Wow..that was difficult.
Difficult, but fun and satisfying...eh?


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"That hurt," Emily announced, then rejoined expressively.

Nothing wrong with Yakisoba, Emily dear, just promoting the use of alternative Y words; yearning, yelping, yielding for example.
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"That hurt," Emily announced, then rejoined expressively.

Nothing wrong with Yakisoba, Emily dear, just promoting the use of alternative Y words; yearning, yelping, yielding for example.
"Excellent xylophonic presentation, Rhonda," Edward said sincerely, "its vitality, like yodeling."
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"Excellent xylophonic presentation, Rhonda," Edward said sincerely, "its vitality, like yodeling."
"Yearning obfuscates desires, Ellen," Liam insisted nipping gently.
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"Yearning obfuscates desires, Ellen," Liam insisted nipping gently.
"Great entree, Nancy, though lacking yakisoba."
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"Great entree, Nancy, though lacking yakisoba."
Yakisoba, again? Keen, I should obviously ban adverbs.
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